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flashy_mcflash posted:Lucha Underground would be great. Umbrella drinks served out of fresh skulls. "This is our on-call chiropractor. Pentagon Junior."
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Chris James 2 posted:Jesus loving christ that whole paragraph is only 2 sentences Mein Kampf was written in much the same fashion.
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Maxwell Lord posted:Mein Kampf was written in much the same fashion. and had better buy rates than TNA
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super macho dude posted:and had better buy rates than TNA However, due to their employment of Hogan and the Harris twins, the amount of racism is roughly the same
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At TNAsylum, Raven Effect is fantasy booking the Impact theme song.quote:I chose the song “Reincarnate” by Motionless In White for multiple reasons. To start, I absolutely love this song, and also absolutely love this band (though their most recent album Reincarnate has a lot of lyrics that are too corny for me to enjoy); but, I also chose it because it’s wrestling friendly. Not only is this song wrestling friendly, but the band is too.There are a couple of songs that seemingly quote or mention wrestling sayings but I also saw a lot of their merchandise be pro-wrestling inspired along with a lot of direct knockoffs from the WWF Attitude Era, including MIW 3:16 and Steve Austin middle finger logos with their name written on it.
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flashy_mcflash posted:At TNAsylum, Raven Effect is fantasy booking the Impact theme song. What's The Remedy For Who We Are And What Lies Beneath doing in the Impact Zone?!
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quote:I also saw a lot of their merchandise be pro-wrestling inspired along with a lot of direct knockoffs from the WWF Attitude Era, including MIW 3:16 and Steve Austin middle finger logos with their name written on it. Well yes I can see why this would be a good fit for TNA
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I like the bit where half the people shown in it are not on the actual product. Also that the opening to Impact is apparently 4 minutes long.
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Codependent Poster posted:TNA: BLEH! (DURING THIS COUPLE OF SECONDS, I’D PUT EC3 & JEFF HARDY ON SCREEN) Also, the next part of the article is about how wrestling needs a Rafi from The League character. quote:Did anyone ever watch the show The League on FX/FXXX? I know that my life is never going to be the same without new episodes. However, my favorite character on the show is the one that always stood out the most, the character you either loved or hated, Rafi. This character is just completely out there. The most bizarre and out there character I’ve ever seen on TV. This guy was so crazy, and over the top that the character actually fits in wrestling. http://www.tnasylum.net/home/nevermore-new-theme-song
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Raven Effect posted:I was thinking who could portray this psychotic, sexual deviant to the twelfth degree? None other than Joey Ryan; unfortunately, Joey Ryan was let go by TNA and he signed with Lucha Underground…and then got major Internet fame and was even sponsored by a porn company since I originally had this idea. Yes, because TNA absolutely would have benefited from that fame if they had just listened to you and kept him. They totally wouldn't have held him down. It's not like him being released from TNA and getting all that recognition correlate at all. 
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Electric Lady posted:Yes, because TNA absolutely would have benefited from that fame if they had just listened to you and kept him. They totally wouldn't have held him down. It's not like him being released from TNA and getting all that recognition correlate at all. As if anyone will really benefit from Joey Ryan.
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Codependent Poster posted:TNA: BLEH! Dragon Gate's already got that covered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADtTYcGSHTY
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sticklefifer posted:Dragon Gate's already got that covered. This is just a joke edit, right? ....right?
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Learn yourself some Kotoka. http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2yjzbxl&s=9
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On your knees, (Big) Dog. https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/716828304938917889 All hail.
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E: ^^ That's a fact, look it up. In your big book of stupid wrestling fan opinions. TinTower posted:On your knees, (Big) Dog. Behold the Dick. The Dick of Dicks. Punch McLightning fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Apr 7, 2016 |
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I haven't seen Taker-Shane but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it had considerably fewer wrestling moves than Zayn-Nakamura
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Forget the wrestling moves, claiming that Zayn and Nakamura have no character is far more ridiculous.
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bbchops posted:There was a reason for that match to happen? Yeah, Nakamura challenged Zayn to a match in the same video that announced he would be coming to NXT. He picked Zayn because he wanted to test himself against the best and Zayn accepted for the same reason. It's pretty straightforward.
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Defiance Industries posted:Yeah, Nakamura challenged Zayn to a match in the same video that announced he would be coming to NXT. He picked Zayn because he wanted to test himself against the best and Zayn accepted for the same reason. Wrestling only matters if there's some plot line about who's going to control the company for the millionth time that is immediately forgotten about when the match starts.
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purkey posted:Wrestling only matters if there's some plot line about who's going to control the company for the millionth time that is immediately forgotten about when the match starts. personally I prefer ladder matches for the custody of children to be my go-to wrestling storyline
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nah the best is when you are forced into changing your name to jimmy if you lose a match.
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Maybe this is a stupid opinion in which case it fits in this thread, but I hate ladder matches. They seem custom made to hurt people and if they need to happen at all it should be as part of a feud and not as a way to get 6 extra people into a show. Finally the best wrestlers should never have to do the drat things, Daniel Bryan, Seth Rollins, Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho, whatever, none of these guys need a ladder to make people care about their matches and adding a ladder just makes it more likely they will get injured. Leave the gimmicks to the fuckers who need them and let the guys who can make you care about a wrestling match wrestle.
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remusclaw posted:Maybe this is a stupid opinion in which case it fits in this thread, but I hate ladder matches. They seem custom made to hurt people and if they need to happen at all it should be as part of a feud and not as a way to get 6 extra people into a show. Finally the best wrestlers should never have to do the drat things, Daniel Bryan, Seth Rollins, Kevin Owens, Chris Jericho, whatever, none of these guys need a ladder to make people care about their matches and adding a ladder just makes it more likely they will get injured. Leave the gimmicks to the fuckers who need them and let the guys who can make you care about a wrestling match wrestle. Source your quotes.
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purkey posted:Wrestling only matters if there's some plot line about who's going to control the company for the millionth time that is immediately forgotten about when the match starts. NotQuiteQuentin posted:nah the best is when you are forced into changing your name to jimmy if you lose a match.
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NotQuiteQuentin posted:nah the best is when you are forced into changing your name to jimmy if you lose a match. Is that how Jimmyz started? I know next to nothing about Dragon Gate so I just assumed they all came together and mutually agreed that they were each Jimmy now. If it's as a result of losing matches to a Jimmy, who was patient zero for the Jimmyz?
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"Jimi" in Japanese means plain/boring, and all of the original members were called plain by fans/peers. So in defiance they all changed their names to Jimmy. Notable variations: Genki Horiguchi got "H-A-G-E" (bald) chants, so he changed his name to H.A.Gee.Mee!! And then there was Mr. Quu Quu Naoki Tanizaki Toyonaka Dolphin, who was Naoki Tanizaki but got his name stolen by T-Hawk while he was injured, and lost the match for the rights to his name so T-Hawk gave him a ridiculously long name because he cried like a dolphin about it and he's from Toyonaka. He never got a Jimmy name for whatever reason. sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Apr 8, 2016 |
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TinTower posted:Source your quotes. It could be me, because I agree with him. Especially how often WWE do them
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ParanoidInc posted:personally I prefer ladder matches for the custody of children to be my go-to wrestling storyline I would watch an entire yardtard promotion entirely about ladder matches.
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