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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

SelenicMartian posted:

So, how does he fit his head through that rigid angled collar? Don't tell me it fastens on the back.

And with a collar like that he should be wearing a silk scarf, WW1-style.

Have you missed the fact everyone wakes up in their space suit? He doesn't have to fit his head through that hole. He is always wearing it.

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

redwalrus posted:

they literally installed constellation doors into their office building.





:yikes:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Fat Shat Sings posted:

I would pay money for Chris to answer "Can you skip the cut scenes in Squadron 42" on 10 for the chairman

'course, ALT+F4 will do the trick

At least if you count the credits as cut scenes

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

That's one hell of a door-to-hashtag ratio

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
At least he admits they're stolen

Baby steps y'know

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

That's one hell of a door-to-hashtag ratio

I thought it was the CIG door at first.

Seems like they are doing more filming for SQ42, from a week ago.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Dogstoyevsky posted:

I missed this and can't google up anything that resembles this, can anyone help me out?

This is what I meant.

It was their Fast Forward clip from the most recent "Around The Verse". The video above includes the source footage slowed down five times.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Makes me wonder what the squadron 42 team have been doing the past four years.

BluestreakBTHR
Oct 2, 2015

Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.
Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

Regret.



She's clutching her phone, hoping her agent calls for an evac.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

CrazyTolradi posted:

To be honest, if you're someone who's involved in identity theft and fraud, Shitizens would make the perfect group to farm. They have a proven track record of being suckered into giving up thousands then refusing to believe they were tricked/scammed. Protecting your identity against theft is hardly :tinfoil: though, it's just common sense.

I'm pretty sure the only reason CIG hasn't don't this yet is because they don't want their whales to spend all that juicy jpg money on some other scam.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

AP posted:



Weekend bumped this back to 60k.day.

Late this week could be challenging without a sale.
Weekends usually do pretty well, with Mon-Wed dips until Friday when people get paid/throw more money into the furnace.

Also, why does the UEE have to have fighter pilots double as marines/boarding troops? Are they that disorganised?

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Wikkheiser posted:

I helped make Star Citizen into a joke :gary:.

Don't flatter yourself. Star Citizen didn't need any help in this regard. :colbert:

CrazyTolradi posted:

You know, if CIG is really that strapped for cash, they could always sell that database on to third parties.

CIG person reading this thread, suggest this to your management post haste and you'll be sure to be praised, get a juicy bonus and/or promotion.
With a bit of luck, you might even be moved off SA duty and into something more dignified. Like Ben's personal groomer.

Tippis fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Apr 11, 2016

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The crotch armor has vents. Why does it have vents.
You don't want to get sweaty balls in the vacuum of space.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAiyuj0pqas

barajonsonandfreeA teaser for our coming video and single nr 2 "To the moon" on our EP Synergy. Will be released soon

barajonsonandfreeTonight was premiere night at G-Loc Bar Area 18 😉 A Thank you to Roberts Space Industries for the opportunity. For the complete video, click on the link above.

:gary:

Can someone put some headphones on gary please?

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

These people remind me of crazy die hard Trekkies.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

AP posted:



Squadron 42 spoilers.

Mark Hamill spacesuit.

I like how the suit is super fidelitous with a ton of polygons then the face is eh whatever.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006




AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Thank you.

I think this music is CIG approved ("A Thank you to Roberts Space Industries for the opportunity"), maybe there'll be a SQ42 sound track to go with the SQ42 movie.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.


TBF, at least it's better than FULLLL BUUURN

Tortolia
Dec 29, 2005

Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008
Grimey Drawer

CrazyTolradi posted:

Also, why does the UEE have to have fighter pilots double as marines/boarding troops? Are they that disorganised?

Their capital ships have 37 crew, everyone has to chip in.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
That Hamill render is begging to have a pgabz cat head on it.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.
This is the state of the game-- even while spergs unironically seize on fictions of ED's demise...

quote:

"Morning.

PU:
Performance: empty server: 40-75 fps
fully loaded with ships and people: 10-40 fps

-- sometimes freezes
-- lots of desync
-- results on exit of ship and transitions to eva:
-- spinning ships,
-- character get shot away from ship at high distances,
-- killed by own ship,
-- falling through floor (Kareah station entry).
-- Sniper scope crosshair not visible sometimes (http://imgur.com/yPhjnLv)
-- healing issue https://robertsspaceindustries.com/community/issue-council/star-citizen-alpha/SC-17214_Healing_with_Med_Packs_not_working

AC:
-- character with free moving hands and legs and helmet
-- lots of desync on higher player count (>6)
-- rubberbanding (on higher player counts unplayable)
-- random freezes sometimes
-- every time code 11 kicked on loading into and out of AC Matches
-- a lot of code 8
-- and code 7
-- Chaff can drop the framerate below 10 on close distances
-- random half darkness effect on dying star even when flying straight (like not complete blackout http://i.imgur.com/WGyGYXU.jpg)

both ac and PU:
-- Graphic issues with projectile shaders (black&white and dark green)
-- https://robertsspaceindustries.com/..._blackandwhite_

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

That Hamill render is begging to have a pgabz cat head on it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDn9r7u_Pyc

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
The respond to my post about CIG exploiting addicted people was, as expected, :capitalism:

lmao

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

AP posted:

I dunno, it's difficult to tell if CIG have released an image before or not, nothing was said about the face.



if star citizen actually looked like this and it wasn't a pre-render shot it may have a chance of being relevant graphically within the last 5 years


too bad we got this instead


which probably still isn't in-game but whatever i tried searching for a picture of a player model and it was full of stuff that doesn't exist

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
No it doesn't clasp in the back.
So it is a magical stretching metal collar.

Natron
Aug 5, 2004

AP posted:

I dunno, it's difficult to tell if CIG have released an image before or not, nothing was said about the face.



I'm the fanny pack where "Old Man" keeps his granola bars.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Natron posted:

I'm the fanny pack where "Old Man" keeps his granola bars.

Are you crazy? Muesli will get stuck under his space dentures!

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

flyboi posted:

if star citizen actually looked like this and it wasn't a pre-render shot it may have a chance of being relevant graphically within the last 5 years


too bad we got this instead


which probably still isn't in-game but whatever i tried searching for a picture of a player model and it was full of stuff that doesn't exist

What's he got stuffed up his jumper?

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

The crotch armor has vents. Why does it have vents.

Crotch gas build-up kills thousands every year. Remember commandos, always vent your crotch plate. For your health.

A Lone Girl Flier
Sep 29, 2009

This post is dedicated to all those who fell by the forums, for nothing is wasted, and every apparent failure is but a challenge to others.

It seems odd that in a game so focused on fidelity the view outside of the sniper scope zooms with the view inside of it.

Or perhaps Star Citizen isn't really a game after all.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Kilmers Elbow posted:

What's he got stuffed up his jumper?

A copy of the Squadron 42 script he's using as body armour.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

alphabettitouretti posted:

A copy of the Squadron 42 script he's using as body armour.

Poor choice given the number of holes in the story.

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

Lladre posted:

No it doesn't clasp in the back.
So it is a magical stretching metal collar.



now you're just nitpicking

entire community being centered around nitpicking theoretical fidelity and realism...notwithstanding

how dare you ruin the fun they paid so many thousands to imagine?

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

Colostomy Bag posted:

Poor choice given the number of holes in the story.

:golfclap:

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
It's me, I'm the washed up thumb who made the execrable cinematic disaster Wing Commander, and I am giving mo-cap direction to Andy Serkis, the living god of cinema mo-cap and second unit director of the $2.932 billion box office Hobbit trilogy

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
That space suit is absolutely awful. They've just greebled it randomly to get it to look detailed. Hoses going into open, fabric, magazine pouches. The collar has no split points. The magical holster.

Not a rush job at all.


:five:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDosr0hFcpS/

quote:

americansatan

Boohoo Stewart is vic

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Colostomy Bag posted:

Poor choice given the number of holes in the story.

ARF!

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orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

G0RF posted:



"This (sword) is the heart of your ship. Sort it's sort of like-- (pushing down)-- IN!
And shhhhhhhunn-- and everything's going to start powering up..."


This is loving hilarious and cringe-hell at the same time.
I want a human ship in which a greasy AK-47 is the heart.

You sort of like shove the barrel into an oriffice and fire off a dozen rounda and ratatatashuun - everything starts parping up.

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