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track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
All the stupid poo poo Hamilton does is probably down to not having a normal childhood and being pushed into professional sports at an incredibly early age.

I dont care because both Hamilton and Rosberg are bad and i hope a bomb drops on both cars and Vettel wins the WDC this year and everyone loves Sebastian Vettel and they want to hug and kiss him.

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wicka
Jun 28, 2007


did any of these drivers have normal childhoods?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

What's a normal childhood?

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

be nice wicka posted:

did any of these drivers have normal childhoods?

None of them were nonced by Ron Dennis

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I can't wait for Max Verstappen to crack up and have a mental breakdown.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Alain Post posted:

I can't wait for Max Verstappen to crack up and have a mental breakdown.

We saw the start of it in Australia.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Alain Post posted:

I can't wait for Max Verstappen to crack up and have a mental breakdown.

He sucks rear end

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

How his posing for dumb pictures and hanging out with rappers unusual behavior?

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Well the great aryan hero Nico Rosberg doesn't do it

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I've arrived at a point where I can justify supporting Nico because I liked Keke as a driver and thought he deserved a second championship.

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer
Is it wrong that I cant think of any notable moments involving Nico driving. I mean can someone tell me some idk.

I mean hes definitely no Sebastian Vettel, for sure

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

El Hefe posted:

The 80s owned so much, in Austria 82 the cameramen were shirtless buff dudes wearing only jeans and after he wins a team member hands de Angelis a beer immediately after he gets out of the car.

I like the early 80s and watching Renault retire from the lead constantly.

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

track day bro! posted:

Is it wrong that I cant think of any notable moments involving Nico driving. I mean can someone tell me some idk.

I mean hes definitely no Sebastian Vettel, for sure

I remember him losing a race due to a gust of wind that was notable I think

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

track day bro! posted:

Is it wrong that I cant think of any notable moments involving Nico driving. I mean can someone tell me some idk.

I mean hes definitely no Sebastian Vettel, for sure

That time he punctured Lewis's rear.

Brainwrong
Mar 20, 2004

RIP Bobby K
Poland's Rose. Like a cabbage in the wind.
Autism and F1 go hand in hand as this redditor's text messages prove

http://imgur.com/gallery/PxgBMsd

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Norns posted:

That time he punctured Lewis's rear.

I said when he was driving, haha

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Brainwrong posted:

Autism and F1 go hand in hand as this redditor's text messages prove

http://imgur.com/gallery/PxgBMsd

This rear end in a top hat could have at least spelled Tyrrell's name correctly.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

ImplicitAssembler posted:

Got talked into buying a 1 month subscription to MotoGP. It's rather well done. Why, Bernie, why can't we have that for F1??

Because this would be a good idea providing good content, which is the polar opposite of F1. I just want normal live timing back. The one that looks like tele text and no fancy gui. I know it exist because it is what the teams use and have on dedicated screens.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Nico had that race where he kept getting stuck behind a ferrari and kept on having to overtake them, iirc it was one of the ones where Kimi got bottassed.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
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I want Nico to win WDC because it seems like he just works so drat hard for it. It always sucks when you find out your best isn't good enough, so I hope he gets it just once.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Qualifying is officially back to the 2015 format. The universe is at peace.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

El Hefe posted:

The 80s owned so much, in Austria 82 the cameramen were shirtless buff dudes wearing only jeans and after he wins a team member hands de Angelis a beer immediately after he gets out of the car.
F1 needs more shirtless buff dudes and maybe beer, agreed.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

F1 needs more shirtless buff dudes and maybe beer, agreed.

I like how beer and half naked men are what excite Hefe about F1

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
That's not completely true, I also get excited about Spaniards with samurai tattoos and guys who win a race then heroically save people from a huge fire.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The grid needs more Italians stat.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
are there any good Italian drivers in lower categories?

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
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Lifelong Tory Voter
More Canadians plz.

Who am I kidding, if it's not hockey Canada doesn't give a gently caress.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

MustardFacial posted:

More Canadians plz.

Who am I kidding, if it's not hockey Canada doesn't give a gently caress.

If only we could get back to the glory years of Are Jacques :canada:

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


I'm sure daddy will buy Lance Stroll an F1 seat soon enough.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I've got no interest in the son of some clothing magnate racing regardless of nationality. Jacques was cool, some rich prat is just going to be exhausting to watch (see: Nico Rosberg)

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


El Hefe posted:

are there any good Italian drivers in lower categories?

don't think so. marciello was disappointing in GP2 and got dropped by ferrari.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Alboreto was the last cool Italian driver.

Italy is quite a boring country now. boring cars, boring drivers, boring race teams.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Italy is actually the only good European country, all the others suck rear end.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


still waiting for The Good Thing to happen, an italian winning at monza for ferrari

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Ricciardo is close enough.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I'd say Barrichello is the closest they got.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

1500quidporsche posted:

Italy is quite a boring country now. boring cars, boring drivers, boring race teams.
Not their bike racers, they crash into people and put humorous designs on their helmets and rant conspiracy theories about Spain, they're great

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
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Nothing about motorcycles is great

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

El Hefe posted:

Italy is actually the only good European country, all the others suck rear end.

I like Finland, Spain, Portugal, Malta and France as well.

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krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look

MustardFacial posted:

Nothing about motorcycles is great

Liar...

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