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The team must go back and prevent Vandal Savage from founding Facebook. Leonard Snart and Mark Zuckerberg make fun of each other's names. Kendra and Ray change their relationship status to "it's complicated."
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The team find themselves held hostage in the American embassy in Iran. Kendra falls in love with Jimmy Carter. Vandal Savage and Ra's al-Ghul get coffee.
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FactsAreUseless posted:The team find themselves held hostage in the American embassy in Iran. Kendra falls in love with Jimmy Carter. Vandal Savage and Ra's al-Ghul get coffee. Now do one where Sara seduces Anne Frank.
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Apr 11, 2016 15:20
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No Butt Stuff posted:Now do one where Sara seduces Anne Frank.
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Apr 11, 2016 15:29
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boom boom boom posted:
All I know abot this guy is that he got his face smashed in by Black Adam, Three Stooges-style.
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Apr 11, 2016 15:41
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Na'at posted:Because the kids name wasn't Graffiti Barbarian or Hooligan Roughneck. Per Degaton is an existing character with decades of history.
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Apr 11, 2016 15:58
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Rhyno posted:Per Degaton is an existing character with decades of history.
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Apr 11, 2016 16:32
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I hope next season isn't time travel and the current writers figure out how to write a villain that's actually threatening and a hero team that's actually competent in using their abilities to solve problems
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Apr 11, 2016 16:51
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Xelkelvos posted:a hero team that's actually competent
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Apr 11, 2016 16:57
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Asimo posted:You haven't watched these CW hero shows much, have you? To be fair, Wells, Caitlin, and Cisco are pretty competent. It's just that they are the team for one of the dumbest heroes ever who doesn't even listen to them most the time.
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The team is perfect the way it is (except for Hawkgirl), but they do need some better villains in there.
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Apr 11, 2016 17:10
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Xelkelvos posted:I hope next season isn't time travel and the current writers figure out how to write a villain that's actually threatening and a hero team that's actually competent in using their abilities to solve problems Nah, they need a less competent team They need to accidentally destroy Earth-2 through their incompetence.
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Apr 11, 2016 17:13
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Codependent Poster posted:To be fair, Wells, Caitlin, and Cisco are pretty competent. It's just that they are the team for one of the dumbest heroes ever who doesn't even listen to them most the time.  Also the really depressing thing about this show is that, for all of FactsAreUseless' jokes, the writers have horribly squandered the time travel premise. There's a villain who's been around since ancient egypt and has had evil plots around the world throughout history and all they've really done with it is 20th century and a future episode that basically looks just like the 20th century except for some CGI robots. I mean, even Star Trek could scrounge up some period costumes for bottle episodes and holodeck plots or whatever on a fraction of this show's budget, it can't be that loving hard. But the writers just don't care.
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Apr 11, 2016 17:25
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Vandal Savage must REALLY like his beard and haircut to never change it over thousands of years.
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Apr 11, 2016 17:39
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Codependent Poster posted:Vandal Savage must REALLY like his beard and haircut to never change it over thousands of years. He's trained an entire family line to be his personal barbers.
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Apr 11, 2016 17:40
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Codependent Poster posted:Vandal Savage must REALLY like his beard and haircut to never change it over thousands of years. He's probably like Wolverine, his hair resets to the point it was at when his powers activated.
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Apr 11, 2016 17:43
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boom boom boom posted:No, it's not. There's no long con involved at all. The birdpeople monsters, selling or buying the nuke, none of that had anything to do with his eventual rise to power. He just keeps randomly trying poo poo and failing completely on his own. He's a perpetual gently caress up who kept loving up for thousands of years, until he got lucky at the Degaton tutoring gig. I think you should watch the first episode again where Rip clearly explains how Vandal works.
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It's 1455 and the Time Swallow has landed to escape pursuit from Chronos. A misplaced comment from Rip starts the War of the Roses. Ray trips over a horse.
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They should convert this show to improv. Give the actors a setting (e.g. 1500s England) and let them loose. See what comes out. (Would probably be better than what we have now.)
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Legends of Tommorow: Where Everything Is Made Up and the Timeline Doesn't Matter
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"Ray trips over a horse," is the new best.Na'at posted:Because the kids name wasn't Graffiti Barbarian or Hooligan Roughneck. If it soothes your sensibilities at all, Vandal Savage isn't even his real name.
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The year: 6,000 BC. The place: Ur. The mission: Take down Gilgamesh before he joins the League of Assassins. B-plots: Snart and Sara harass Vandal Savage on Twitter. Ray and Kendra are kidnapped at a swinger party in 2103.
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I like this version of the show better, can we get this version of the show, tia
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Feels like someone should be making a Legends of Tomorrow Plot Generator.
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Apr 12, 2016 03:19
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Rhyno posted:I can one up that. Her brother Randall really lucked out.
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Apr 12, 2016 03:45
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Rhyno posted:TV Savage is aware that he is immortal but is he aware that he is unkillable? They really need to show him getting nuked or something and shrugging it off. The show has already demonstrated his one true weakness. Being shoved out of windows.
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jscolon2.0 posted:Her brother Randall really lucked out. His uncle Handle is kind of bitter though.
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No Butt Stuff posted:Now do one where Sara seduces Anne Frank. The Dear Penthouse Letters of Anne Frank
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The Adventures of Time Lesbian and Snart need to be a thing and a meme
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It is 1538 and our plucky gang have arrived in England where Vandal Savage is behind Henry VIII and the dissolution of the monasteries. Their appearance reignites the faith, and Henry never manages to secede from Rome and create the Church of England. Ray leaves a digital watch behind, forming the Handless Order of the Minutes and Seconds.
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The year is 1921. The place is Teapot Dome, Wyoming. The team must uncover the depths of Harding's corruption - and Vandal Savage's connection to the administration. Stein makes a strong case for America's isolationist policies. Kendra takes a nap under a tree.
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The year is 1860 BC. Rip brings the team to the Siege of Troy where Vandal Savage is leading a Greek mutiny. Snart and Rory spend an evening drinking wine with Hector. Sarah makes out with Aphrodite.
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Apr 12, 2016 18:33
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I would definitely watch a show that was just Vandal Savage killing time through the ages with various hobbies.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I would definitely watch a show that was just Vandal Savage killing time through the ages with various hobbies. Hello, this is Vandal Savage, and I'd like to welcome you to The Joy of Painting.
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Apr 12, 2016 19:41
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Did they ever mention if Vandal Savage could have children?
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In the Early 1990s Vandal Savage is almost finished raising one of those plants that takes thirty years to bloom and then dies, Ray must protect a young boy named Dennis who becomes a target after ruining Mr. Savage's blooming party. Rip is tricked into running a day camp by a drifter, and Snart must help a young gang of kids recover a valuable baseball from a junkyard dog.
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Apr 12, 2016 19:49
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Vandal Savage was a good guy for twenty years in the 16th century, just to see what it was like. It was okay.
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I think the best episode would be for the team to accidentally go to a time so far in the future, all of humanity is dead except Savage. Savage is super excited for company and invites the group to a lavish dinner. So basically just like that Justice League episode. For the rest of the series, no one is really into trying to kill Savage, since he once cooked them a decadent paella.
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Professor Wayne posted:I think the best episode would be for the team to accidentally go to a time so far in the future, all of humanity is dead except Savage. Savage is super excited for company and invites the group to a lavish dinner. So basically just like that Justice League episode. For the rest of the series, no one is really into trying to kill Savage, since he once cooked them a decadent paella. Turns out Savage created the Time Masters to stop himself after this very thing happened and Rip hosed up his perfect plans.
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Season 2 deals with the Time Masters' evil nemeses, the Crime Masters.
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