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net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

The Real Foogla posted:

every time I get to the character creation screen it crashes halp :smith:

Seek halp in Games.

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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Elevators don't reset when you die so I accidentally fell down a shaft and lost 8k souls :negative:

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
consoles... stay winning

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Wow. The hair moving is sweet. Also I made a Fire Shortsword +2 and now I'm decimating these enemies I had trouble with. Fire Gem best gift.

jyrque
Sep 4, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
8 hours before I get home anf play the newest soul game... gently caress

Also I'm rolling caster so fight me

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jyrque posted:

8 hours before I get home anf play the newest soul game... gently caress

Also I'm rolling caster so fight me

:staredog:

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.

Larry Parrish posted:

Elevators don't reset when you die so I accidentally fell down a shaft and lost 8k souls :negative:

They didn't reset when you die in DS1 even . That's how u do Elevator Tricks

beepstreet
Feb 7, 2005

First death: ice creature

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

frank.club posted:

I'm number 4 also did you get the key chain

I did!

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
There's a patch in the pipe and I don't want to play without online capabilities. Download Souls.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

first death: all the enemies ran after me into that house getting pelted by arrows, and then i fell into the big mass of them trying to roll to the thing on the 2nd floor

AHungryRobot
Oct 12, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

Katana dude is going to get 300 push-ups out of me

He was owning the poo poo out of me but then he dodge rolled off a cliff.

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
I Have Died

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
MFW I solo the fat halberb knight after dying like 8 times.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Also I just noticed that sometimes when you slash enemies there's this blood splash. Like I did a cool slash with a shortsword and it made this sick nasty arc of blood across the wall behind the dude in the direction I swung. That's badass.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

My body was absolutely not ready for this

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

Larry Parrish posted:

Also I just noticed that sometimes when you slash enemies there's this blood splash. Like I did a cool slash with a shortsword and it made this sick nasty arc of blood across the wall behind the dude in the direction I swung. That's badass.

The weird hairy monster demon things leave nasty black trails wherever they attack

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

The weird hairy monster demon things leave nasty black trails wherever they attack

Yeah I saw that too. This game is so loving sick. All the combat and movement is tighter and faster than I ever thought possible. And then there's the tons and tons of super tiny details that make the game look ridiculously good at every single moment.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

AHungryRobot posted:

He was owning the poo poo out of me but then he dodge rolled off a cliff.

I killed him honorably after probably 15 tries.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
i made an assassin and died on the first boss and now I'm going to sleep cool game

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

The first area... mmmm. Miyazaki is back baby.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

beepstreet posted:

First death: ice creature

Those are crystals you stupid drat fool.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I can say without a doubt that I'm never going to play DS1 or DS2 again lol. This game is so sweet.

HolePisser1982
Nov 3, 2002

net cafe scandal posted:

I killed him honorably after probably 15 tries.

I knocked him off the cliff and did the wave emote. i love this game so much

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
shirtless women have a tank top now so my shirtless greatsword lady actually looks really cool.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010


I hate these creepy fat nun ladie things

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

i died on the third boss a bunch of times.. this game is so amazing

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

The game is soooo good. Is so good game. This is probably my least favorite of the crestfallen warriors though.

Infinity Gaia
Feb 27, 2011

a storm is coming...

I actually really like the PvP this time probably because it's so early I'm actually fighting other people bad at PvP and thus it is fun.

Nearly managed to beat a host and two summons earlier as an invader but I got cornered and stun locked. RIP.

Uchi is too powerful, the power of the Uchi is making it so I don't use any of my other sick weapons because the Uchi can just do everything anyways. I hope I can find other sickass katanas soon.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

The second boss is a sex freak rapist.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

This doesnt have to do with DS3 but I was thinking it would be cool if someone modded a boss fight in Dark Souls 1 where you fight Ornstein Artorias and the aggroed Gough and Ciaran at the same time.

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!
https://www.twitch.tv/wulgus streamin if you wanna watch

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

The second boss is a sex freak rapist.

I beat him second try then it asked me to raise a banner and I don't have one. Owned again

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

my graphics card is so bad and old i get disconnected from online play because of frame rate issues if i switch to medium :rip:

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I restarted as an Assassain and I didn't know what I was missing. Under 30% equip load and only an Estoc is totally dumpstering everything.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

net cafe scandal posted:

He's a bad motherfucker

His technique is flawed.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm convinced you're weighted to invade people with double summons. This is horseshit.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Larry Parrish posted:

I'm convinced you're weighted to invade people with double summons. This is horseshit.

You are, I'm pretty sure.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
its flearking here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, cya in about 2 months :-)

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a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

I.N.R.I posted:

its flearking here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! well, cya in about 2 months :-)

:)

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