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criscodisco posted:That sounds about right. Guys like you also never have proper ball hygiene either, yet after a long hard day at the 'Bees you still expect a guy to get down there and get to sucking. I use Goldbond down there and keep them smoothly shaved aside from a very well groomed happy trail. But I won't let my girlfriend go down on me until I've had a chance to wipe them down real quick because I'd imagine getting Goldbond in your mouth wouldn't be a fun time
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Woemn you should demand pockets in your clothes don't buy clothes without pockets im sick of seeing the cellphone stick half way out your butt pocket because its tiny and you don't even have a front pocket who talked you into this horseshit?
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just lol if your partner isn't into the way your ball stank
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Booblord Zagats posted:I use Goldbond down there and keep them smoothly shaved aside from a very well groomed happy trail. But I won't let my girlfriend go down on me until I've had a chance to wipe them down real quick because I'd imagine getting Goldbond in your mouth wouldn't be a fun time Believe me, Goldbond is a lot better than ball funk. Unless you've been sweating all day, because it starts to turn into papier mache. Also, a quick wet wipe down the crack wouldn't kill you either, unless you got a big ole rear end that keeps the stank in.
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Wendigee posted:Woemn you should demand pockets in your clothes don't buy clothes without pockets im sick of seeing the cellphone stick half way out your butt pocket because its tiny and you don't even have a front pocket who talked you into this horseshit? I am sick of carrying my wife's cell phone.
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criscodisco posted:Believe me, Goldbond is a lot better than ball funk. Unless you've been sweating all day, because it starts to turn into papier mache. This, but boob sweat.
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Apr 12, 2016 23:29
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FogHelmut posted:I am sick of carrying my wife's cell phone. I don't understand how this is such a thing. I have a "phablet" and I just slide it in my front pants pocket or inside jacket pocket and it's fine. Only problem I ever have is forgetting it's there.
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criscodisco posted:I don't understand how this is such a thing. I have a "phablet" and I just slide it in my front pants pocket or inside jacket pocket and it's fine. Only problem I ever have is forgetting it's there. Pocket space is drat near nonexistent on women's pants. I too know the burden of carrying a wife's cell.
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Apr 12, 2016 23:45
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www posted:i wore a kilt at a christening and hosed the godmother kilts as formalwear is always hilarious
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Lt. Chips posted:Pocket space is drat near nonexistent on women's pants. and keys, iphone and keys
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gotta friend's wedding coming up better iron my kilt and wear a nice button down for the ceremony should go nicely w/ my patent leather shoes and black socks
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Apr 12, 2016 23:52
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i honestly don't know what shorts i should be wearing as an adult male. everything i see in a store looks like a trap.
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I wear somewhat baggy, knee length flat fronts because they're comfortable and I don't give a poo poo Same reason I went from wearing slim straight jeans and pants from my early to mid 20's to wearing relaxed straight
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Apr 13, 2016 00:14
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wearing pants is so last year sheesh, you plebs 
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i bought some cargo shorts when i spent all day working in a sweltering warehouse, because who among my peers would cast the first stone
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Apr 13, 2016 00:22
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My last pair of cargo shorts died last summer, I will miss them for their ability to hold several beer while I mow the lawn
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i honestly don't know what shorts i should be wearing as an adult male. everything i see in a store looks like a trap. Buy cheap chinos and cut em off to whatever length is fashionable that year
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Apr 13, 2016 00:35
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my proposed solution: long boxers, that cover more thigh and still caress your junk
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i honestly don't know what shorts i should be wearing as an adult male. everything i see in a store looks like a trap. harem pants but shorts
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VendaGoat posted:This, but boob sweat. Um no boob sweat is good
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Wendigee posted:Woemn you should demand pockets in your clothes don't buy clothes without pockets im sick of seeing the cellphone stick half way out your butt pocket because its tiny and you don't even have a front pocket who talked you into this horseshit? I started putting my cellphone in my back pocket and it's actually pretty great.
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i honestly don't know what shorts i should be wearing as an adult male. everything i see in a store looks like a trap. If you want real advice: just plain old shorts. If you stay away from pleats, jorts or too many pockets, you're pretty safe. Color is great, but if you're not comfortable in colorful shorts, stick with navy blue (never black) and white. Unless you're black, then just wear anything you please. Those lucky devils can pull anything off.
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naem posted:Um no boob sweat is good Ah, titty residue~ 
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artsy fartsy posted:A microwave that looks like Lindsey Pelas' tits exploded inside it a month ago Cartouche posted:What do gay/lesbian folks think look good?   criscodisco posted:Unless you're black, then just wear anything you please. Those lucky devils can pull anything off.
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no one wears white shorts what the gently caress... are you one step away from a set of those diaper pants? (i mean gay people or chads might but anyone who doesn't like cock or wearing multiple polos at the same time....)
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Apr 13, 2016 01:20
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Nothing but socks on
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Al Cowens posted:What Uh - no. No, no, no, no. This is what lonely straight women think gay men like.
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Wendigee posted:no one wears white shorts what the gently caress... are you one step away from a set of those diaper pants? You're nuts. White shorts, a white and navy striped shirt, some deck shoes or loafers, you're set for a day on the boardwalk or a nighttime beach party.
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Al Cowens posted:What I'm a dude and I think Cameron Esposito is lovely.
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Bitch gotta whole lotta jaw.
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Apr 13, 2016 01:50
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If only she was wearing white shorts!
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the confederate flag
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criscodisco posted:Bitch gotta whole lotta jaw. Open wiiiiiide.
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a lift kit on yer bitchin' truck one a them watch straps that are too long and have to fold back on itself or something your leather satchel
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The gay men running the fashion industry, making women all around think guys want concentration camp survivors.
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i'd like another person here to recommend that guys wear white shorts please?
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Wendigee posted:i'd like another person here to recommend that guys wear white shorts please? I am a heterosexual male, unmarried, of breeding age. I wouldn't wear white shorts unless I was so rich I could afford to enter the America's cup, and/or gayer then a man secure enough in his homosexuality to walk through times square, wearing nothing but assless chaps and Vaseline.
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Neither would criscodisco this is a sham.
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The hell I wouldn't, I own three pair.
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Glad to see GBS is finally coming around to proper ball hygiene. Put some deodorant on your boys.
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