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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

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Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Nationalism is comedy.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

The Saharan beard belt.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015



Right now picturing Slav hooligans squatting by the shores of the Indus.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.
That seems like a brave prediction.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
The Himalayas: no longer farmable in 2100

duckmaster
Sep 13, 2004
Mr and Mrs Duck go and stay in a nice hotel.

One night they call room service for some condoms as things are heating up.

The guy arrives and says "do you want me to put it on your bill"

Mr Duck says "what kind of pervert do you think I am?!

QUACK QUACK

Darkest Auer posted:

The Himalayas: no longer farmable in 2100

And the agriculture industry in the already vast swathes of virtually uninhabitable Australian desert is going to be hosed in 2100

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

Tracking down the original source (http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0107522), this appears to be a wildly hyperbolic misinterpretation. Surprise!





That map appears to be literally just the second one here, with a shittier projection, lower fidelity, and "moderate decrease in agricultural suitability" relabelled "unfarmable".

Oh, and since it took me a while to figure out: this is working off the IPCC's SRES A1B scenario for climate change (which predicts, among other things, a 2.8 degree temperature anomaly in 2100); it seems to be something of a realistic best-case scenario.

It's interesting to contrast this with the Ramankutty study (http://www.jstor.org/stable/3182647) from 2002:





Particularly the pretty severe negative effect in north-east China that doesn't show up in the newer one at all.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




The sole purpose of this map is to troll Greeks.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Autonomous Monster posted:

Tracking down the original source (http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0107522), this appears to be a wildly hyperbolic misinterpretation. Surprise!





That map appears to be literally just the second one here, with a shittier projection, lower fidelity, and "moderate decrease in agricultural suitability" relabelled "unfarmable".

Oh, and since it took me a while to figure out: this is working off the IPCC's SRES A1B scenario for climate change (which predicts, among other things, a 2.8 degree temperature anomaly in 2100); it seems to be something of a realistic best-case scenario.

It's interesting to contrast this with the Ramankutty study (http://www.jstor.org/stable/3182647) from 2002:





Particularly the pretty severe negative effect in north-east China that doesn't show up in the newer one at all.
Clearly global warming is being caused intentionally by a joint Russo-Canadian effort to have control over most of the world's agriculture :tinfoil:

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Flagrant Abuse posted:

Clearly global warming is being caused intentionally by a joint Russo-Canadian effort to have control over most of the world's agriculture :tinfoil:
Norway too, another petrostate. Means, motive, and opportunity.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Lookin' forward to farming rocks on the Canadian Shield

chairface
Oct 28, 2007

No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Phlegmish posted:

The sole purpose of this map is to troll Greeks.

I dunno, seems legit as a rebuttal to the "Incredible Shrinking Israel" politically loaded map.

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

Yeah well [your side] map is ridiculous (and racist as gently caress), [my side] map is historically accurate and makes a relevant point.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Inaccurate, Sparta was never parta Alexander's empire.

Schizotek
Nov 8, 2011

I say, hey, listen to me!
Stay sane inside insanity!!!

Awfully generous with that "lake" in the Sistan basin. If they're counting salt flats there's a bunch they're missing.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos


Russian textbook published in 2012 gives Crimea to Russia.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

sparatuvs posted:



Russian textbook published in 2012 gives Crimea to Russia.

Uh, that's the worst looking map I've seen in ages.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



How did that get published, looks like some guy drew the borders in freeform. I'm surprised they didn't give Crimea to Bolivia.

Deltasquid
Apr 10, 2013

awww...
you guys made me ink!


THUNDERDOME

sparatuvs posted:



Russian textbook published in 2012 gives Crimea to Russia.

Forgive me if I'm seeing this entirely wrong, but is that an eastern land bridge connecting Crimea to Russia, while it's separated from Ukraine by the sea?

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Deltasquid posted:

Forgive me if I'm seeing this entirely wrong, but is that an eastern land bridge connecting Crimea to Russia, while it's separated from Ukraine by the sea?

Yes.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Deltasquid posted:

Forgive me if I'm seeing this entirely wrong, but is that an eastern land bridge connecting Crimea to Russia, while it's separated from Ukraine by the sea?

I guess we know what Russia's next macro-engineering project is.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
I'm the part of Ukraine under Moldova that's coloured differently to the rest of the country.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

sparatuvs posted:



Russian textbook published in 2012 gives Crimea to Russia.

I feel like Crimea being part of Russia is still less egregious than Russia apparently annexing Estonia, Belarus, and the part of Ukraine between Moldova and the Black Sea.

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


vyelkin posted:

I feel like Crimea being part of Russia is still less egregious than Russia apparently annexing Estonia, Belarus, and the part of Ukraine between Moldova and the Black Sea.

You are either blind or need to recalibrate your display colors. That said, the dashed lines for the former SSRs is very suspect...

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

HookShot posted:

I'm the part of Ukraine under Moldova that's coloured differently to the rest of the country.

They took some... liberties in representing Transnistria.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The dotted lines are indeed very worrisome. Finns can rest easy, though.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

JosefStalinator posted:

They took some... liberties in representing Transnistria.

They moved it from the Dnester to Ukraine?

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Kaliningrad looks like a awesome place. Like some mix of Germany and Russia.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Tei posted:

Kaliningrad looks like a awesome place. Like some mix of Germany and Russia.

It's an absolute shithole afaik.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tei posted:

Kaliningrad looks like a awesome place. Like some mix of Germany and Russia.

Grusia.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Ras Het posted:

It's an absolute shithole afaik.
I have a friend living there and it's basically Rural russia with lots of military bases and people playing volleyball and basketball. Serves as a transit point for people trying to escape Russia too.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

kalstrams posted:

I have a friend living there and it's basically Rural russia with lots of military bases and people playing volleyball and basketball. Serves as a transit point for people trying to escape Russia too.

You can take a person out of Russia but you can't take the Russia out of a person.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Jerry Cotton posted:

You can take a person out of Russia but you can't take the Russia out of a person.
Depends if Kamchatka went in first.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

I use to talk with a dude from Kaliningrad, he had cheap Internet because was able to maintain a service under the same rules when the communist ruled, or something like that.

And also had a friend in Lithuania, he was a total gansta boy. His nickname was Bong. He said that his country was mostly sand dunes and boringness or something like that, I trust him on his words.

I am spanish, so making two friends from people from that part of the world was totally random. I took for nickname something like Khuxtom, and it seems that there was some cookies with a similar name in the area.

Tei fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Apr 14, 2016

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tei posted:

I use to talk with a dude from Kaliningrad, he had cheap Internet because was able to maintain a service under the same rules when the communist ruled, or something like that.

And also had a friend in Lithuania, he was a total gansta boy. His nickname was Bong. He said that his country was mostly sand dunes and boringness or something like that, I trust him on his words.

I am spanish, so making two friends from people from that part of the world was totally random. I took for nickname something like Khuxtom, and it seems that there was some cookies with a similar name in the area.

I chose a Spanishy username for The Daily What the gently caress back when they had Mandatory Fun Day and some dude was so impressed by my Mandatory Fun Day edit that he sent me a fan e-mail in Spanish. ("En todos los sentidos tu eres awesome" still warms the cockles of my heart.) Welp that's my internet Spanish story hope you enjoyed it.

It wasn't you was it?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

(The humblest of brags jesus christ.)

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Jerry Cotton posted:

I chose a Spanishy username for The Daily What the gently caress back when they had Mandatory Fun Day and some dude was so impressed by my Mandatory Fun Day edit that he sent me a fan e-mail in Spanish. ("En todos los sentidos tu eres awesome" still warms the cockles of my heart.) Welp that's my internet Spanish story hope you enjoyed it.

It wasn't you was it?

If you really think about it, Internet is absolutely amazing. Before the Internet, I never talked from anybody from the America continent, but after I got access, I made friends with a few argentinian and colombian girls, and some dudes.

Theres people that I know they exist, but I rarelly see on the internet. Like... Chinese and Indians*. I think countries where people less people go online, or they like to be part of insular communities, or their whole Internet is insular. Few sites cross these borders.. maybe something like Youtube, you sometimes see weird scripts in Youtube, like urdu, islamic... anything that UTF8 supports. People in the west coast of USA play videogames with people from asia, and people from australia can interact with people from asia, but everywhere else is rare. Too many hops, not enough TTL to talk with japanese/korean/chinese people.

*Indians I have seen a lot in github and Facebook. They are a lot of them into computer science.

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Peggotty
May 9, 2014

Tei posted:

Kaliningrad looks like a awesome place. Like some mix of Germany and Russia.
IIt is de facto a russian city founded in 1945, pretty much the entirety of Königsberg was turned into a parking lot by the Royal Air Force. Other than the rebuilt cathedral, there's almost nothing pre-russian in Kaliningrad.

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