Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

D_Smart posted:

Just posting this for the record and show that, in all your posts directed at me, you declared shots fired.

So, I am giving you 24hrs to do the following:

1) come clean on who you are in RL

2) post "As seen on SA" in your Twitter feed and post the link here

Failure to do this, will leave me no choice.

ps: I don't intend to dox anyone here; that aside from the fact that I am not a fan of doxing. Revealing rear end-clowns hiding behind aliases/avatars - especially shills - is not doxing.

Oh my gosh, since your name is out in the open because you love shouting it from the rooftops, he Googled it and found out you got a ticket via public records in your state? And you want to teach him a lesson for some reason? This is a worthwhile endeavor. Go get him, tiger.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:27

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Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

D_Smart posted:

Just posting this for the record and show that, in all your posts directed at me, you declared shots fired.

So, I am giving you 24hrs to do the following:

1) come clean on who you are in RL

2) post "As seen on SA" in your Twitter feed and post the link here

Failure to do this, will leave me no choice.

ps: I don't intend to dox anyone here; that aside from the fact that I am not a fan of doxing. Revealing rear end-clowns hiding behind aliases/avatars - especially shills - is not doxing.

Get him, dad! You're not totally overreacting at all! That's him with the twitter account!

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:29

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

Just posting this for the record and show that, in all your posts directed at me, you declared shots fired.

So, I am giving you 24hrs to do the following:

1) come clean on who you are in RL

2) post "As seen on SA" in your Twitter feed and post the link here

Failure to do this, will leave me no choice.

ps: I don't intend to dox anyone here; that aside from the fact that I am not a fan of doxing. Revealing rear end-clowns hiding behind aliases/avatars - especially shills - is not doxing.

You're a loving moron.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:30

Mr Fahrenheit: Dec 10, 2010; Travelin' at the speed of light.

Imagine what shitizens will do when they realize CIG (and by extension, themselves) paid for SA accounts, if there are hired shills actually in this thread :allears:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:30

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Variable5 and Ragequit scramble scramble.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:31

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Hey MOOMOUTH, I'm gonna do you a solid here since I think you might be a little bit retarded.

The correct response to everything Derek just demanded you do is to write "lol gently caress off" and then laugh on into the night.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:32

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

TTerrible posted:

Variable5 and Ragequit scramble scramble.

Hey I told him to go for it, and also called him a tiger. Hear him roar.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:33

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Beet Wagon posted:

Hey MOOMOUTH, I'm gonna do you a solid here since I think you might be a little bit retarded.

The correct response to everything Derek just demanded you do is to write "lol gently caress off" and then laugh on into the night.

do this, the results will be great either way

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:33

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

D_Smart posted:

Just posting this for the record and show that, in all your posts directed at me, you declared shots fired.

So, I am giving you 24hrs to do the following:

1) come clean on who you are in RL

2) post "As seen on SA" in your Twitter feed and post the link here

Failure to do this, will leave me no choice.

ps: I don't intend to dox anyone here; that aside from the fact that I am not a fan of doxing. Revealing rear end-clowns hiding behind aliases/avatars - especially shills - is not doxing.

Never stop never stopping Derek.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:34

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

D_Smart posted:

Just posting this for the record and show that, in all your posts directed at me, you declared shots fired.

So, I am giving you 24hrs to do the following:

1) come clean on who you are in RL

2) post "As seen on SA" in your Twitter feed and post the link here

Failure to do this, will leave me no choice.

ps: I don't intend to dox anyone here; that aside from the fact that I am not a fan of doxing. Revealing rear end-clowns hiding behind aliases/avatars - especially shills - is not doxing.

You deserve all the mocking you get. Jesus.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:34

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

I'd only really heard of Star Citizen as background noise - something about Furry Eve Online and Gary Oldman - but reading through there is so, so much more. Gift that keeps on giving.

I tried to list the WTF that span my head as I began to read up, but there was far, far too much.

Just Holy Jesus gently caress what the gently caress is going on?

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:35

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

Boy you guys, shut in semi-developers with a Twitter fetish are scary.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:36

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

lmao!!!

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:37

G0RF: Mar 19, 2015; Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

simplefish posted:

I'd only really heard of Star Citizen as background noise - something about Furry Eve Online and Gary Oldman - but reading through there is so, so much more. Gift that keeps on giving.

I tried to list the WTF that span my head as I began to read up, but there was far, far too much.

Just Holy Jesus gently caress what the gently caress is going on?

Dreams. Dreams are happening.

:pgabz:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:37

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Ragequit posted:

Boy you guys, shut in semi-developers with a Twitter fetish are scary.

No, dig UP stupid.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:38

ideate: Aug 20, 2002

Ragequit posted:

Boy you guys, shut in semi-developers with a Twitter fetish are scary.

how can he be a shut in, he went to lunch for like 6 hours today

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:38

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Derek if I ever make you so mad you want to dox me, just let me know. I'll call my dad for you and save you the time.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:39

Lovely Joe Stalin: Jun 12, 2007; Our Lovely Wang

simplefish posted:

I'd only really heard of Star Citizen as background noise - something about Furry Eve Online and Gary Oldman - but reading through there is so, so much more. Gift that keeps on giving.

I tried to list the WTF that span my head as I began to read up, but there was far, far too much.

Just Holy Jesus gently caress what the gently caress is going on?

A narcissist, a money launderer, and a thumb walk into a bar...

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:40

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

simplefish posted:

I'd only really heard of Star Citizen as background noise - something about Furry Eve Online and Gary Oldman - but reading through there is so, so much more. Gift that keeps on giving.

I tried to list the WTF that span my head as I began to read up, but there was far, far too much.

Just Holy Jesus gently caress what the gently caress is going on?

Remember that dude who kidnapped 3 women and kept them in cages in his house a while back? Imagine that there's 500,000 of him, and they backed a "video game" promised by Bernie Madoff. That is what the gently caress is going on. It's pretty much the best.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:40

Sillybones: Aug 10, 2013; go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

D_Smart posted:

Just posting this for the record and show that, in all your posts directed at me, you declared shots fired.

So, I am giving you 24hrs to do the following:

1) come clean on who you are in RL

2) post "As seen on SA" in your Twitter feed and post the link here

Failure to do this, will leave me no choice.

ps: I don't intend to dox anyone here; that aside from the fact that I am not a fan of doxing. Revealing rear end-clowns hiding behind aliases/avatars - especially shills - is not doxing.

Jesus christ, Derrek.

Also jesus christ ManofManyAnuses. You really shouldn't be doing this. There are no internet points. He is going to gently caress you in real life and for what?

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:41

Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Ragequit posted:

Boy you guys, shut in semi-developers with a Twitter fetish are scary.

I shudder to think what Derek would have done with his life if he was born during a time where the Internet had not yet been invented.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:41

Google Butt: Oct 4, 2005; Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

why doesn't Derek put the camel clutch on someone who deserves it like lethality. gently caress his rear end derek.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:42

Scruffpuff: Dec 23, 2015; Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Palisader posted:

I shudder to think what Derek would have done with his life if he was born during a time where the Internet had not yet been invented.

He would have had a lot more time to loving finish.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:42

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

crazystray posted:

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:43

hanales: Nov 3, 2013

Scruffpuff posted:

He would have had a lot more time to loving finish.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:43

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I assume this means he'll quit within a month.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:45

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Ash1138 posted:

he will diminish and go to the west

edit - 360 nocat page snype

You loving savage

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:46

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Google Butt posted:

why doesn't Derek put the camel clutch on someone who deserves it like lethality. gently caress his rear end derek.

This. All of this. Do it, Derek. Break his back and make him humble.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:47

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

G0RF posted:

He's not saying much and that wasn't the point, Ash.

A studio that can generate $750M in first day sales of their last title launching a surprise space game in the not too distant is yet problem for Chris Roberts. Since he recently declared CIG was basically leaving everyone else in industry behind -- and that only Rockstar might, might have a chance to catch up, I'm rather gleeful over yet another complication for CIG. The hubris is pretty grating given the state of the game...

crobbers' brain is a drug soaked meatball and if he thinks that rockstar is his closest competition, anything bethesda does won't even register.

even though any given bethesda game on a bad day looks rock solid and bug free compared to star citizen

Palisader posted:

Wait, what?

G0RF says who todd howard is in his effort post.

though i should add that todd has a history of selling certain features in upcoming games that turn out to be not quite what he promised

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:48

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Toops posted:

You loving savage

and this won't happen

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:49

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

MoMA, don't take any guff.

You can beat this!

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:51

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

G0RF posted:

Guys, my new serious Effort Post is going to take me longer than I thought. Here is one slightly less so-- or Part 1 of it, anyway.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:52

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

cause lethality is just a confused guy who doesn't know any better probably.

these dudes are shills for a predatory corporation and should be called out as such. gently caress em. although I wouldn't condone anything beyond naming who they are obviously.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:52

A Neurotic Jew: Feb 17, 2012; by exmarx

if lethality is a shill tho then yes pls.

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:54

Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Ash1138 posted:

G0RF says who todd howard is in his effort post.

though i should add that todd has a history of selling certain features in upcoming games that turn out to be not quite what he promised

Ah! Sorry, I was directing it more towards your comment--I couldn't possibly be hyped over something Todd Howard says because I don't follow gaming news closely enough to know what he's done in the past. So my frame of reference is, well, Gorf's post.

I feel like I'm Derek Smarting my explanation though, sorry

# ? Apr 14, 2016 01:54