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Busket Posket posted:Kids are tiny sociopaths. This one's a little too lolmonkeycheese for me to believe a kid actually did it.
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Choco1980 posted:This one's a little too lolmonkeycheese for me to believe a kid actually did it. Teacher: "Test time kids." Class: collectively groaning Teacher: "Now get out your crayons..."
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Apr 14, 2016 06:28
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Choco1980 posted:This one's a little too lolmonkeycheese for me to believe a kid actually did it. Or autism or some other basic learning difficulties
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Apr 14, 2016 06:36
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TG-Chrono posted:Or autism or some other basic learning difficulties gently caress you buddy, if I'm 6 and feel like drawing rainbows I'll draw rainbows.
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Apr 14, 2016 06:43
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TG-Chrono posted:Or autism or some other basic learning difficulties kids with "basic" learning disabilities at that level of math know what a circle is and IMO they would have trouble connecting the ends, but they wouldn't have made some weird oopsy bump out the left side just to make it "imperfect" enough for some feel-good points. It's fake.
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Apr 14, 2016 06:50
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Apr 14, 2016 06:51
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quote:"Gnade" means "mercy" in German. Well. (Eisenträger means iron girder, but I dunno)
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Apr 14, 2016 08:13
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life is a joke posted:kids with "basic" learning disabilities at that level of math know what a circle is and IMO they would have trouble connecting the ends, but they wouldn't have made some weird oopsy bump out the left side just to make it "imperfect" enough for some feel-good points. It's fake. Of course it's fake. That was obviously done by a guy who wished to be a kid again, but keep all of his adult memories.
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Apr 14, 2016 08:24
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Angela Christine posted:Of course it's fake. That was obviously done by a guy who wished to be a kid again, but keep all of his adult memories. There's a pretty good mystery manga / anime series about that running currently called "Erased".
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Apr 14, 2016 08:44
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I remember this stage of childhood. Where you think you're smart enough to finally realize that the only reason your parents don't let you do what you want is you're not grown up and professional enough. So clearly they'll give in when you write them a reel purfeshenul letter for mature adults.
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Apr 14, 2016 09:02
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To be honest, if my kid's old enough to make that connection and exert the effort, s/he deserves an extra half hour on Friday night. Maybe Saturday, too.
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Apr 14, 2016 09:24
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WarpedNaba posted:To be honest, if my kid's old enough to make that connection and exert the effort, s/he deserves an extra half hour on Friday night. Maybe Saturday, too. To: Mom & Dad From: Tia Re: Bedtime I would just like to once again express my gratitude to you that were were able to come to an accord during our last meeting. On behalf of myself and everyone here at TiaCORP, I wish you and yours the best, and hope we can do business again in the future. (Dictated but not read) Yours, Tia
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TG-Chrono posted:Or autism or some other basic learning difficulties I used to do this kind of thing to teachers. It's an act of defiance and rainbows are pretty. I used to draw cartoon characters acting out the answer just to be an rear end in a top hat. I also used to answer every question incorrectly to make my teachers mad. It must have sucked to put up with me in grade-school.
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Apr 14, 2016 09:44
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Kid stuff is fun.  
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Apr 14, 2016 09:59
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 It's real. http://www.seek.com.au/job/30771191
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Apr 14, 2016 10:45
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:To: Mom & Dad Aaaand there goes dessert. Right out the loving window.
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Apr 14, 2016 11:05
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I was going to make a joke something like, "Looks like someone is getting straight Giraffes in a Montessori school!" but this probably isn't real. *~Alternative~* schooling is the only way this would be real, but even then that's a stretch. Sorry if I piss anyone off about Montessori schools. Literally every one of my students that have come through schools like that have had major issues with the collegiate workload. They're smart, but struggle with a lot of the practical study skills that go along with college success.  Unrelated:  
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Apr 14, 2016 11:33
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WarpedNaba posted:Aaaand there goes dessert. Right out the loving window. Well, looks like I need to consult my lawyer, Tia J. Crabs, about a malfeasance suit vis-a-vis dessert and a spoken agreement for delivery of said foodstuff. Mark my words, parents, we'll slap a tantrum on you so fast your head'll spin.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Well, looks like I need to consult my lawyer, Tia J. Crabs, about a malfeasance suit vis-a-vis dessert and a spoken agreement for delivery of said foodstuff. Mark my words, parents, we'll slap a tantrum on you so fast your head'll spin. Why am I getting an enormous Arnold Judas Rimmer vibe from the way this conversation is going
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Apr 14, 2016 12:31
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WarpedNaba posted:Why am I getting an enormous Arnold Judas Rimmer vibe from the way this conversation is going 'Cause yer an enormous smeghead.
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Apr 14, 2016 12:58
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No ring, sorry.
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Apr 14, 2016 13:10
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Busket Posket posted:Kids are tiny sociopaths. but there was definitely a moment i got called out by a teacher because the signature looked different and it was because my dad had actually signed it. PYF childhood forgery stories
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FFT posted:i shudder to think how amateur my first attempts looked My friend and I called each other out of school one day so we could smoke pot and watch old Kung Fu movies. I believe the message we left on the machine was something like: *in "disguised" voice "Hello, this is Mr. Kirsk. SoliceKirsk's dad. SoliceKirsk is sick and can not come to school. I am at work so can not be reached. Thank you." It didn't work. And if you want to see angry then try having your friend's mom have to leave her nursing job to catch her son and his friend laughing and watching cartoons while eating the baked goods she spent an entire night cooking for a bake sale.
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Apr 14, 2016 14:15
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Busket Posket posted:Kids are tiny sociopaths. Well.. That kid isn't wrong.. 2 IS smaller than 3...
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Apr 14, 2016 14:34
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Solice Kirsk posted:It didn't work. And if you want to see angry then try having your friend's mom have to leave her nursing job to catch her son and his friend laughing and watching cartoons while eating the baked goods she spent an entire night cooking for a bake sale. relevant classic content: 
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Slack3r posted:Well.. That kid isn't wrong.. 2 IS smaller than 3... sure i saw it too but without tying it all together you might as well be posting on reddit High Standards Comedy stringless has a new favorite as of 14:44 on Apr 14, 2016 |
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Apr 14, 2016 14:42
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FFT posted:had you already eaten them all by that point or did she manage to preserve some? We ate about half of everything by then....and ordered a pizza. I think the only thing she managed to salvage was the cookies. We ate half a tray each of brownies, rice crispie treats, and apple crisp. Honestly, besides the end of the afternoon it was one of the best days I had in my early teens. Pot, Jackie Chan movies, skipping school, crumbling brownies and rice crispie treats into a bowl and eating them like cereal. It was a blast.
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Solice Kirsk posted:We ate about half of everything by then....and ordered a pizza. I think the only thing she managed to salvage was the cookies. We ate half a tray each of brownies, rice crispie treats, and apple crisp. Honestly, besides the end of the afternoon it was one of the best days I had in my early teens. Pot, Jackie Chan movies, skipping school, crumbling brownies and rice crispie treats into a bowl and eating them like cereal. It was a blast. on the other, i'm glad i didn't start  until i was 20being high and selling playboy and other mags at school would have gone down much differently.
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FFT posted:had you already eaten them all by that point or did she manage to preserve some? I hope the teacher saw through the disguise but gave him the phone back through the sheer effort of becoming a 90s sitcom episode
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Simply Simon posted:"Gnade" means "mercy" in German. Well. "Cox" is a lazy way of writing "penises" in English.
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Apr 14, 2016 19:08
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That business failed because their chicken was kind of jewey.
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Apr 14, 2016 20:12
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Memento posted:
Seems pretty standard for the industry.
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Apr 14, 2016 20:20
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morrisirrom posted:That business failed because their chicken was kind of jewey.
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Apr 14, 2016 20:24
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morrisirrom posted:That business failed because their chicken was kind of jewey. Nah, people just prefer the taste of deep-fried to oven-roasted.
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Apr 14, 2016 20:24
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morrisirrom posted:That business failed because their chicken was kind of jewey. Over 6 Million Served!
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JoelJoel posted:Nah, people just prefer the taste of deep-fried to oven-roasted. Or bite mashed fries.
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