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more like dICK: Feb 15, 2010; This is inevitable.

JimboMaloi posted:

heroku or go into the aws ecosystem. elastic beanstalk for your app + RDS for db + apparently you can use SQS with celery.

your stack as specified wont let you benefit from most of azures PaaS features so youd end up mostly using it as an IaaS provider and janitoring the vms yourself.

Looked into doing the raw AWS and its a bit too much to deal with right now. Congratulations tef and mononcqc on the $150/month I'm about to start sending you.

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kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

GrumpyDoctor posted:

just hit 100 unit tests on the "get our codebase under any kind of test coverage at all" project

it's probably less than 10% of what we need but it's a round milestone number

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tef: May 30, 2004; -> some l-system crap ->

tef posted:

i love this gif

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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

tef posted:

i've never seen this gif but it's very good

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FamDav: Mar 29, 2008

Any given cloud provider looked at Oracle and realized they're missing out on everybody with a couple thousand in their pocket and no dev team

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fritz: Jul 26, 2003

Shaggar posted:

distributed version control is garbage and you deserve what happened.

he kept everything on his local machine until his project got cancelled and he put in his two weeks notice

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

tef posted:

is this just a reference to cost or am i not getting it?

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MononcQc: May 29, 2007

akadajet posted:

is this just a reference to cost or am i not getting it?

nah, I made it back when there were rumors of salesforce (who own Heroku) being bought by oracle around mid-2015.

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anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

akadajet posted:

is this just a reference to cost or am i not getting it?

yeah it's from an american television show called 'the simpsons'

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HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

GrumpyDoctor posted:

just hit 100 unit tests on the "get our codebase under any kind of test coverage at all" project

it's probably less than 10% of what we need but it's a round milestone number

congrats
now if i could just get 1...

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McGlockenshire: Dec 16, 2005; GOLLOCKS!

Beast of Bourbon posted:

https://www.codingame.com/start

these are actually pretty cool, but gently caress them sideways if they think I'm going to reimplement a shortest path algo manually, that is literally what libraries are for

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HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

Beast of Bourbon posted:

https://www.codingame.com/start

i'm trying my hand at this but i only know HTML and XML, the 2 programming languages that I've heard of

i finally got to try this out and trying to wrap my head around not only Haskell syntax but also functional programming at the same time is breaking me

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Maluco Marinero: Jan 18, 2001; Damn that's a
fine elephant.

HoboMan posted:

i finally got to try this out and trying to wrap my head around not only Haskell syntax but also functional programming at the same time is breaking me

to be honest it's better that way. no escape hatch means you'll actually need to employ functional programming, and Haskell is a good language to do just that.

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JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

yeah but he's correct that haskell syntax is Bad

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eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

JewKiller 3000 posted:

yeah but he's correct that haskell syntax is Bad

be much better as S-expressions

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fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

JewKiller 3000 posted:

yeah but he's correct that haskell syntax is Bad

i mostly like it

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ErIog: Jul 11, 2001

Starting the process of rewriting one of my least performant Ruby classes in C as an extension. This has resulted in a 40% loss of performance due to the shimming required to make the functions work that haven't yet been rewritten in C.

:negative:

However, one of the bright sides is that since Ruby supports monkey-patching you can move stuff over piecemeal while making sure it doesn't break anything.

ErIog fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Apr 14, 2016

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gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

JewKiller 3000 posted:

yeah but he's correct that haskell syntax is Bad

im the +.

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Asymmetrikon: Oct 30, 2009; I believe you're a big dork!

JewKiller 3000 posted:

yeah but he's correct that haskell syntax is Bad

correct, it got a lot better in Elm and Idris

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Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

monadic IO is really loving annoying

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Bloody: Mar 3, 2013

like i just wanna get this file into ghci as a string so i can poke at it interactively better but noooooo

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HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

"i'm sorry you didn't answer in the form of a function call so you get no points"

e: all you functional programming people crying about how you can't use a functional language to get a job makes feel me good about loving hating it

HoboMan fucked around with this message at 15:35 on Apr 14, 2016

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AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

functional programming ideas are going to continue to sneak into popular langs so you may as well get used to it, terrible programmer

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The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

HoboMan posted:

"i'm sorry you didn't answer in the form of a function call so you get no points"

e: all you functional programming people crying about how you can't use a functional language to get a job makes feel me good about loving hating it

take some time to at least understand the benefits of functional programming and why its advocates are so passionate. i dont do functional languages, obviously, but i try to use a functional style in my code where all data a function needs goes in as parameters and all data that comes out of the function comes out via return value. there's obviously plenty of exceptions where i will use out params or global state but only if i dont think things can be done fairly cleanly as a true function. it helps you stay away from the sort of monstrosities you're apparently working with now, and it's something you might want to consider refactoring towards as you try to fix the codebase youre stuck with.

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AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

although I say a hardy "gently caress You" to Purestrain Functional Programming True Believers

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AWWNAW: Dec 30, 2008

i saw some comment on the internet that compared FP zealots to libertarians and not only is that a good comparison i'd bet that most FP zealots are actual libertarians

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Jerry Bindle: May 16, 2003

functional languages are good. but so are imperative ones and declarative ones. choose the right tool for the job, imo. java/c# in the streets, racket in the sheets.

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Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

i like functions that return functions

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MononcQc: May 29, 2007

I have a job with a functional language AMA

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Jerry Bindle: May 16, 2003

same. clojure or racket i forget which (maybe its a common term) has a function called "trampoline" which keeps calling a function until it stops returning a function. idk i find it humorous

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The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

i have a job with a dysfunctional language

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more like dICK: Feb 15, 2010; This is inevitable.

The last thing I was working on before this was a nio storage backend for a clojure app. Clojure is cool as hell and functional programming is usually OK.

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fritz: Jul 26, 2003

AWWNAW posted:

i saw some comment on the internet that compared FP zealots to libertarians and not only is that a good comparison i'd bet that most FP zealots are actual libertarians

things that are immutable:
* haskell
* the blockchain

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fritz: Jul 26, 2003

HoboMan posted:

e: all you functional programming people crying about how you can't use a functional language to get a job makes feel me good about loving hating it

HoboMan posted:

i just got hired as a C# dev with zero experience, i have found my new home in this thread

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more like dICK: Feb 15, 2010; This is inevitable.

Today I needed an admin GUI for a config database so I just pointed django at it and had it auto generated :cool:

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HoboMan: Nov 4, 2010

i mean doing a thing in a pure functional language can be a fun puzzle and can make you feel clever as gently caress, but gently caress ever having to modify it ever

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