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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

evilweasel posted:

only if you include the touchdowns right before and after it, too many people forget the buttfumble was bracketed with lesser incompetence to form a truly glorious poo poo sandwich

3 touchdowns in 52 seconds and 35 points in a single quarter.

:laugh:

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Volkerball posted:

remember that family member that recorded loving everything their entire life and had a gigantic room full of vhs tapes with movie names written on the side in sharpie? lol

Whoa there, mother fucker.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Ross Angeles posted:

I was born the last time Halley's Comet was here

:respek:

I umpire youth baseball. None of the kids were born when 9/11 happened. :911:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

:respek:

I umpire youth baseball. None of the kids were born when 9/11 happened. :911:

Some kids born after 9/11 are only three years away from being legal adults. :psyduck:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
We have all watched porn stars who don't even remember when Bill Clinton was president.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chichevache posted:

We have all watched porn stars who don't even remember when Bill Clinton was president.

I wish I could do enough drugs to forget those times too.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
more like monica blewinsky lol

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
Johnny Manziel moving in with Von Miller seems like premise of a really, really terrible sitcom.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Abugadu posted:

Johnny Manziel moving in with Von Miller seems like premise of a really, really terrible sitcom.

Johnny and the King spinoff?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Silly Burrito posted:

Some kids born after 9/11 are only three years away from being legal adults. :psyduck:

:psyduck:

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

childs? They are younger than Hell

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Abugadu posted:

Johnny Manziel moving in with Von Miller seems like premise of a really, really terrible sitcom.

Bojack Horseman stars as Elway

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Bojack Horseman stars as Elway

I've been thinking the opposite the whole time :aaa:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

And on his first strip he draws a rather phallic looking Sammy the Tortoise. Coincidence?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Idea: Josh and Johnny in a General Lee with a Browns helmet on the roof outrunning Boss Hogg played by Goodell. The boys crash through a Colorado weed plant, setting it on fire, after getting found at Von Miller's place. Punchline is how Josh Gordon failed his new drug test.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Josh & Johnny as Thelma & Louise

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Lote posted:

Idea: Josh and Johnny in a General Lee with a Browns helmet on the roof outrunning Boss Hogg played by Goodell. The boys crash through a Colorado weed plant, setting it on fire, after getting found at Von Miller's place. Punchline is how Josh Gordon failed his new drug test.

This is perfect, thank you :golfclap:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Lote posted:

Idea: Josh and Johnny in a General Lee with a Browns helmet on the roof outrunning Boss Hogg played by Goodell. The boys crash through a Colorado weed plant, setting it on fire, after getting found at Von Miller's place. Punchline is how Josh Gordon failed his new drug test.

*car soars through air towards the weed factory* *pause* wouldja lookit that? i reckon even ol' snoop dogg ain't got this high before. *resume, car crashes into the second floor*

Volkerball fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Apr 14, 2016

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I'm more proud of the pun in the first panel's background than I am in most things I do

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/josh-gordon-meets-his-end/

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
So, when the NFL got back to him about this latest failed test, did they simply say "Urine trouble"? :D

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

whypick1 posted:

So, when the NFL got back to him about this latest failed test, did they simply say "Urine trouble"? :D

:mad:

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Febreeze posted:

I'm more proud of the pun in the first panel's background than I am in most things I do

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/josh-gordon-meets-his-end/

:laffo:

I'm dying.

That "Woah holy poo poo" was perfect then it just got better.



I miss my weed days :sigh:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

I'm more proud of the pun in the first panel's background than I am in most things I do

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/josh-gordon-meets-his-end/

Finger on the pulse of... like... fuggin weeeeeeeed'n'poo poo.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Febreeze posted:

I'm more proud of the pun in the first panel's background than I am in most things I do

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/josh-gordon-meets-his-end/

The abstract panels really work for this comic. The coloring work is top notch as well.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Febreeze posted:

I'm more proud of the pun in the first panel's background than I am in most things I do

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/josh-gordon-meets-his-end/

:bravo:

You had me from "Urine and out".

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

whypick1 posted:

So, when the NFL got back to him about this latest failed test, did they simply say "Urine trouble"? :D

My roommate likes to make terrible puns. To curb this, or to at least make him think twice, there is a system in place where when he makes a pun, I throw a tennis ball at him. It even has "The Pun-isher" written on it. If we ever meet the first thing you will see is a tennis ball coming towards you.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Someone buy this for Cucka



...Where the gently caress it Cucka?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

swickles posted:

My roommate likes to make terrible puns. To curb this, or to at least make him think twice, there is a system in place where when he makes a pun, I throw a tennis ball at him. It even has "The Pun-isher" written on it. If we ever meet the first thing you will see is a tennis ball coming towards you.

You don't have the balls to do that

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I used to play hockey on a team of potheads that were called the Grim Reefers. That would be an amazing new logo for them.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Hockles posted:

I used to play hockey on a team of potheads that were called the Grim Reefers. That would be an amazing new logo for them.

Why'd you quit?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

effectual posted:

Why'd you quit?

1) The team was only together 1 season
2) Pretty sure the building closed after that season
3) I don't smoke anything

Other iterations of that team: Smoked (green jersey with a giant blunt on it), Just Buds (don't remember the jersey), and Team Hemp (big weed leaf on front)

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Chilichimp posted:

Someone buy this for Cucka



...Where the gently caress it Cucka?

Could buy it for Ramadu. He's a pothead right (because of the cancer...:smith:)?

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Posting in this thread for the first time in a while to say that is legit one of the best comics you've ever done Dave.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Chilichimp posted:

Someone buy this for Cucka



...Where the gently caress it Cucka?

Febreeze, there has to be a local dispensary that would buy this poo poo off you and use it as their logo, pot shops love bad puns.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Chilichimp posted:

Someone buy this for Cucka



...Where the gently caress is Cucka?

I think Cucka had...real problems judging from his posts and the few times we talked via PMs or email. Hopefully he's getting some help.

whypick1 posted:

So, when the NFL got back to him about this latest failed test, did they simply say "Urine trouble"? :D

I like this post

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chilichimp posted:

Someone buy this for Cucka



...Where the gently caress it Cucka?

Put a Judge Dredd helmet on it and let the Weed King of TFF have it.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Chichevache posted:

Put a Judge Dredd helmet on it and let the Weed King of TFF have it.

rip wheez

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Wheez spent so much time nodding the crown slipped off, fucker.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Chilichimp posted:

Someone buy this for Cucka



...Where the gently caress it Cucka?

This is amazing

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Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Wheat Thins for munchies? What the hell is the world coming to.

But seriously, that comic was awesome and brings back fond memories of stoned afterlife convos.

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