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ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer

PleasureKevin posted:

the iPod had no creation features

the early iPhone lacked copy and paste, any creators main tool

you can also not create poo poo on the Apple TV

- content consumption tool
- no inter process communication by original intent
- content consumption tool

kevin you sad sack of turds where is my pleasure

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Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
iPod socks: desirable and useful

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

one rumour says Apple Watch 2 will be 40% thinner, one says it will be "S" upgrade of internals only.

all it needs is a Bluetooth upgrade to include Data Length Extension. i've heard from developers the main pain point is how little data they can send over Bluetooth low-energy, and this is the cause of any slowness.

i began cycling recently so i'm kinda interested to track heart-rate

ahmeni posted:

- content consumption tool
- no inter process communication by original intent
- content consumption tool

kevin you sad sack of turds where is my pleasure

i'm debunking "every apple product has been useful and help people create"?

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
jeez do you save a post every six hours before fyad gets you?

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
thank you fyad and kevin for all this pleasure

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Shaggar posted:

thank you fyad and kevin for all this pleasure

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Shaggar posted:

thank you fyad and kevin for all this pleasure

Penguissimo
Apr 7, 2007

Shaggar posted:

thank you fyad and kevin for all this pleasure

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy

Shaggar posted:

thank you fyad and kevin for all this pleasure

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



post the pleasuremeter

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Shaggar posted:

thank you fyad and kevin for all this pleasure

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Shaggar posted:

thank you fyad and kevin for all this pleasure

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Mr. Nice! posted:

post the pleasuremeter

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



still lollin at kevin. much pleasure has been had. thanks again fad.




bought my step sis an apple watch for her bday. she loves it. thanks tim.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
pleasuremeter bans with normal use

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

http://www.motortrend.com/news/apple-car-exclusive/ lmao everything about this is garbage

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead



"this looks like an irl car all right" - motor trend

Linguica fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Apr 14, 2016

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

Linguica posted:



"this looks like an irl car all right" - motor trend

:eyepop::gowron::eyepop::gowron::eyepop::gowron::eyepop::gowron:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Linguica posted:



"this looks like an irl car all right" - motor trend

so are they trolling or were they trolled?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Linguica posted:



"this looks like an irl car all right" - motor trend

nice tesla pics

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
it's real and i'm posting from it right now

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.



I'm the magic trackpad seats

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
yes bill, that's correct we're trying to confirm now, the Apple Car, possibly called the iCar will have between 3 and 4 wheels, we're not sure yet and confirmations are hard to come by, but we'll update you with more news as we have it. back to you bill.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

this is what happens when you ask academics to think about designs for commercial products

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

zen death robot posted:

I wonder if the apple car will have a really thin body and bend with normal use

it's called a crumple zone ok? it's by design

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
the gasoline version of the apple icar will require a different gasoline nozzle and only a few stations will switch over.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
intersting to see them shift from the Lomarf Car codename. Wonder what that means.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

The Apple Car received a low appreciation from consumers, we are really expecting Apple to up their game with the second release such as thinner doors.

-- tech journalism

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

qirex posted:

this is what happens when you ask academics to think about designs for commercial products

all those academics at motor trend

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

all those academics at motor trend

reading is fun

quote:

Our designer was ArtCenter grad student Garrett DeBry, seen here sketching during our brainstorming discussion

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

qirex posted:

this is what happens when you ask academics to think about designs for commercial products

dont make me get the shopping cart video

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Linguica posted:



"this looks like an irl car all right" - motor trend

is that for real? did apple really replace the brake and accelerate peddles with one peddle? rofl

I could read the article to figure out if that mock up is actually from Apple but holy god drat is that article terrible

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

My Linux Rig posted:

is that for real? did apple really replace the brake and accelerate peddles with one peddle? rofl

I could read the article to figure out if that mock up is actually from Apple but holy god drat is that article terrible

Yea dude it's real. This exact car is getting 3dprinted as we speak and will be available for purchase at your local Apple Garage this summer.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

u can tell its real because theres an apple logo on it and because its on an internet web page

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Apple making a car with one pedal is like the second oldest Apple car joke to, "if Apple made a car, would it have Windows?"

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I was bored at work and skimmed the article and goddamn it is pure hot garbage. a bunch of idiots pretending to design a car like they think apple would. it's the car version of the rendering of a transparent phone that you use by waving your hands in the air.

evilcat
May 16, 2009

theflyingexecutive posted:

Apple making a car with one pedal is like the second oldest Apple car joke to, "if Apple made a car, would it have Windows?"

It seems more probable now since they made a mouse that has the charge port underneath and a stylus for the iPad that has to be charged by turning it into a too-flimsy selfie stick.
One pedal doesn't seem that improbable, on the other hand rumors from one guy who claimed to work there had it as pretty much a personal self driving thing with a heavily modified iOS control and be a lot more akin to a Tesla, and come at a similar price point as a 'lifestyle device'.

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
the 1 pedal thing is pretty hilarious with the volume + and volume - buttons on it

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

is the charger going to be lightning or USB

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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

AWWNAW posted:

is the charger going to be lightning or USB

whatever the charger looks like, it'll make all other electric cars look like irredeemable poo poo just on that point alone

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