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Prokhor Zakharov posted:holy poo poo you weren't kidding hahaha holy poo poo her argument is that film critics secretly hate Superheroes and want there to be less superhero movies so they are deliberately defending Marvel so that no other companies can make successful superhero films and ergo there will be less of these movies. What the gently caress
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:sorry you didn't like it i guess? like i said i had fun with friends so w/e oops I misread you, my bad
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Apr 14, 2016 20:31
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I cannot tell if this lady is 25 or 45
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Apr 14, 2016 20:33
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the bigger question is how can you be a "fanboy" of anything past the age of like 23? who the gently caress has time for that poo poo
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Apr 14, 2016 20:37
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thathonkey posted:the bigger question is how can you be a "fanboy" of anything past the age of like 23? who the gently caress has time for that poo poo *the collective masses of gbs raises their hands*
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Apr 14, 2016 20:38
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many johnnys posted:oops I misread you, my bad we good homie, if only because i love your name + av Jonas Albrecht posted:Oh, it doesn't end there... at the end she compares BvS's "intellectualness" and "visuals" to Stanley Kubrick and The "loving" Shining lmaoooooooo
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Apr 14, 2016 21:04
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i don't understand the fanboy thing either. like if they gently caress up on something you like wouldn't you hate it even more? the prequels were so loathed cuz people liked star wars so much and they were trash.
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Apr 14, 2016 22:43
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Groovelord Neato posted:i don't understand the fanboy thing either. like if they gently caress up on something you like wouldn't you hate it even more? the prequels were so loathed cuz people liked star wars so much and they were trash. No, you see, in 1999 we Star Trek fanboys said all those negative things about the clearly very good prequels so that in 2015 we could stage a coup by having the Star Trek guy make a Star War movie that people liked, thus ruining the integrity of when the racist caricature stepped in poopie and haggled with a jew over his midi chlorians.
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Apr 14, 2016 23:03
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:No, you see, in 1999 we Star Trek fanboys said all those negative things about the clearly very good prequels so that in 2015 we could stage a coup by having the Star Trek guy make a Star War movie that people liked, thus ruining the integrity of when the racist caricature stepped in poopie and haggled with a jew over his midi chlorians. to be fair, Star Trek Insurrection is pretty bad
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Apr 14, 2016 23:17
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Not really a superhero movie, but Scarlett Johansson is starring in Ghost In The Shell.
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Apr 14, 2016 23:45
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Say Nothing posted:Not really a superhero movie, but Scarlett Johansson is starring in Ghost In The Shell. that picture is useless, what actually matters is how high-cut her leotard is.
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Apr 14, 2016 23:52
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Say Nothing posted:Not really a superhero movie, but Scarlett Johansson is starring in Ghost In The Shell. Shouldn't they get an Asian person?
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khwarezm posted:Shouldn't they get an Asian person? It's surprising enough that someone green lit an action movie starring a woman. Her version of Black Widow is very popular with people and Marvel still hasn't considered making a solo movie when fuckin' Ant-Man is getting a sequel. And regardless of it being a white actress or an asian one nerds are going to relentlessly poo poo on it for not being pure honorable anime.
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Apr 14, 2016 23:56
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khwarezm posted:Shouldn't they get an Asian person? I haven't seen Ghost in the Shell, does it matter?
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Apr 14, 2016 23:57
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khwarezm posted:Shouldn't they get an Asian person?  but everyone in anime is white?
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Apr 14, 2016 23:59
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As long as its shot for shot im down 
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Trast posted:It's surprising enough that someone green lit an action movie starring a woman. Her version of Black Widow is very popular with people and Marvel still hasn't considered making a solo movie when fuckin' Ant-Man is getting a sequel. And regardless of it being a white actress or an asian one nerds are going to relentlessly poo poo on it for not being pure honorable anime. Not sure about that, comic book movies are bad with women but general action stuff? You have things like Ultraviolet, Resident Evil, Salt, Aeon Flux and all of the Alien films, even the two Alien vs Predator movies! Sure it might all be schlocky crap, but I don't think lady action heroes are a total anathema in this day and age. Also who gives a gently caress if nerds are hard to please? Its still originally a clearly Japanese character, and its not like you see many Asian women in lead roles in Hollywood.
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Apr 15, 2016 00:06
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Apparently it's hipsters according the the upcoming comicbook: whoa that looks really cool khwarezm posted:Shouldn't they get an Asian person? they should scooby doo merge the universes thats bad rear end
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Apr 15, 2016 00:06
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When a Japanese company makes Ghost in the Shell they can cast a Japanese person
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Apr 15, 2016 00:13
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Rutibex posted:to be fair, Star Trek Insurrection is pretty bad Holy poo poo, the waining death of Star Trek and the stillbirth of Star Wars DID happen simultaneously. God, 1998 to ~2005 was such a loving black hole for genre movies. [Don't correct me with good genre movies that came out then. I know there's a few exceptions.]
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Apr 15, 2016 00:15
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Trast posted:Marvel still hasn't considered making a solo movie when fuckin' Ant-Man is getting a sequel. Ant-man was actually good
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Ghost Head posted:Ant-man was actually good
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Xenomrph posted:While this is true, I do wish we'd get a solo Black Widow movie with Black Widow doing clandestine spy/assassination poo poo. i wish they'd do one where she has to fight professer X, but he keeps using his power to make all her clothes fall off. and she's scrambling around to get all her clothes back on but before she can get dressed again he's already seen everything.
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Apr 15, 2016 00:39
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Otisburg posted:i wish they'd do one where she has to fight professer X, but he keeps using his power to make all her clothes fall off. watch under the skin instead for your naked scarlet johanson fix
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Apr 15, 2016 00:41
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i should specify pstew xavier, not mcavoy
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Apr 15, 2016 00:42
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Xenomrph posted:While this is true, I do wish we'd get a solo Black Widow movie with Black Widow doing clandestine spy/assassination poo poo. Scarjo is already collecting 20 mil per Marvel movie by just showing up. Why bother. She has other Lec Besson movie she can poo poo on. I am very bitter that we have an emoji movie coming and we still don't get a Neuromancer movie.
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Apr 15, 2016 00:44
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Trast posted:It's surprising enough that someone green lit an action movie starring a woman. Her version of Black Widow is very popular with people and Marvel still hasn't considered making a solo movie when fuckin' Ant-Man is getting a sequel. And regardless of it being a white actress or an asian one nerds are going to relentlessly poo poo on it for not being pure honorable anime. The thing with the last part is why they're being somewhat faithful when it comes to Aramaki and most of Section 9 being Asians but okay when muddling around with the ethnicity of the main characters (even with in-universe excuses) and changing things around like Section 9 not being a government agency but being some sort of corporate espionage department for a Japanese corporation (which is more ire-inducing than the whitewashing of Motoko and, to a lesser extent, Batou). Like seriously, if you're going to do those fundamental changes, you might as go whole hog and set it in America and give everyone appropriate sounding names.
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Apr 15, 2016 00:50
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a retard posted:watch under the skin instead for your naked scarlet johanson fix also for your heroic rapist fix
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Xenomrph posted:While this is true, I do wish we'd get a solo Black Widow movie with Black Widow doing clandestine spy/assassination poo poo. I'd like to see it. Though honestly I'd like to see them take another female hero and give them a solo outing a little more at this point. Black Widow is a major player in the ensemble films that they do like every year now; so we see a fair amount of her, and it isn't like she's getting shortchanged in the films she's in. I don't know who they have as good female hero material, Janet Pym's in the Ant Man sequel, and the Wasp is the only female Marvel hero that comes to my mind readily who isn't an x-man. Captain Marvel is a woman right now right? They could probably make that work. That said, Widow's backstory might be enough to carry a decent movie. Young Freud posted:The thing with the last part is why they're being somewhat faithful when it comes to Aramaki and most of Section 9 being Asians but okay when muddling around with the ethnicity of the main characters (even with in-universe excuses) and changing things around like Section 9 not being a government agency but being some sort of corporate espionage department for a Japanese corporation (which is more ire-inducing than the whitewashing of Motoko and, to a lesser extent, Batou). Like seriously, if you're going to do those fundamental changes, you might as go whole hog and set it in America and give everyone appropriate sounding names. I assume you mean the fact that they have custom made robot bodies when you say they have in universe excuses, right? Also I thought Mokoto looking strange compared to her teammates was a deliberate thing since she's had a robot body for like her whole life. I kinda wished they went whole hog and cast a black actress or something for the role now, much better than purple anime hair for conveying her alienation from what her "natural" body would have been.
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It's almost hard to pick the worst scene in this movie. The piss jar? The Martha Kent Polaroids? Batman cutting Supermans face with the kryptonite spear? The Aquaman reveal? The Flash dream sequence? So many to choose from!
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Oh, it doesn't end there... I finally listened to this paranoid ramble, and I have to say that it sounds like this woman is about two steps away from dropping off the grid so that big hollywood can't broadcast a kill command into her fillings. Also, who seriously is going to argue that this is some kind of intellectual masterpiece? Moreover how much crack do you have to smoke to argue that it is good for trying to be something even when you are pretty much admitting it did not succeed in it's ambitions?
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akulanization posted:I'd like to see it. Though honestly I'd like to see them take another female hero and give them a solo outing a little more at this point. Black Widow is a major player in the ensemble films that they do like every year now; so we see a fair amount of her, and it isn't like she's getting shortchanged in the films she's in. I don't know who they have as good female hero material, Janet Pym's in the Ant Man sequel, and the Wasp is the only female Marvel hero that comes to my mind readily who isn't an x-man. Captain Marvel is a woman right now right? They could probably make that work. That said, Widow's backstory might be enough to carry a decent movie. Yeah, Captain Marvel is a woman now, and she's getting her own movie in 2019 or something. As for other Marvel women who could carry solo features, you could probably pull off a She Hulk comedic courtroom drama series on Netflix or whatever channel Agents of Shield is on A Black Widow movie just seems like a no-brainer, since the character has carried her own solo comic well enough several times over the years and Marvel already has an actress in the role that audiences like, and we got to see her do some cool spy poo poo in Winter Soldier and people reacted positively to that. Like yeah you couldn't really have her going toe to toe with high-stakes mega-powerful supervillains but her backstory and skill set lend themselves well to any number of solo stories. "A shadowy figure from Black Widow's Soviet/pre-Shield past resurfaces and she gets framed for the assassination of [pick a character], and now she has to go on a globe-trotting adventure full of shady characters and mystery and intrigue to clear her name and uncover the real killer". I just came up with that off the top of my head, the plots practically write themselves. And people would line up to see it just because it's Marvel and it's Scarlett Johansson.
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Mrs. Marvel is big right now, but they aren't gonna make a big budget movie about a Muslim superhero. Most of the other big name Marvel women are in the X-Men I wonder, who the gently caress has the rights to make a Gwenpool movie?
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Apr 15, 2016 03:12
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boom boom boom posted:Mrs. Marvel is big right now, but they aren't gonna make a big budget movie about a Muslim superhero. Most of the other big name Marvel women are in the X-Men There's been 4 Captain Marvels in the Marvel Universe, with 3 of them have being women.
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Apr 15, 2016 03:19
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Young Freud posted:There's been 4 Captain Marvels in the Marvel Universe, with 3 of them have being women. ok, but nobody cares about the others. Hell, people care about the current one because of a pretty concerted push to make people care. maybe the lesbian Captain Marvel will show up in Guardians of the Galaxy 2
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boom boom boom posted:Mrs. Marvel is big right now, but they aren't gonna make a big budget movie about a Muslim superhero. Most of the other big name Marvel women are in the X-Men The only Marvel heroine people care about is Squirrel Girl.
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whatever7 posted:The only Marvel heroine people care about is Squirrel Girl. not even Marvel cares about Squirrel Girl. Have you seen the art on the current Squirrel Girl book?
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boom boom boom posted:ok, but nobody cares about the others. Hell, people care about the current one because of a pretty concerted push to make people care. maybe the lesbian Captain Marvel will show up in Guardians of the Galaxy 2
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They did make a She Hulk movie starring Chyna
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Xenomrph posted:That's the one who's getting her own solo movie in a few years. The current Captain Marvel, Carol Danvers, is not a lesbian. The previous Captain Marvel, Phyla-Vell, is a lesbian, is romantically linked to Drax's daughter, and is not getting a movie Also of note; Drax's daughter is a dragon from the moon.
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