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lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016


:dogbutton:

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Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

I have taken the liberty of replacing your image with something less horrifying.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016



Yes, let's do spiders.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014









gently caress Sandi.

I don't like profanity. I don't use it. But seriously.

gently caress SANDI GARDINER

You hear me bitch? You reading this? gently caress YOU.

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

ewe2 posted:

Now you're picking a guy out of my vocal range and yech those songs are awful.

Talking Heads - GirlfriendOldman is Better

Do it with a Ben suit on

moveable shape fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Apr 15, 2016

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Atheist Sunglasses posted:

this thread took a terrible turn when it became a trend to post pictures of fuckings monsters of the deep sea. no need for that. stick to cats and stop trying to be a rebel

My bad. That one's kind of on me, I think.

Ohtsam
Feb 5, 2010

Not this shit again.

ewe2 posted:

Now you're picking a guy out of my vocal range and yech those songs are awful.

Last Suggestion
Rocket Man by Elton John
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GAKOLOnfV4

I'll even try singing any lyrics you want

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


Huh. Neat.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

lazorexplosion posted:



Yes, let's do spiders.
Jumping spiders, the most awesome cattes of all.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I wonder how much the tattoo guy had to scale up the picture Ben brought him to get it to look right

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
now every time i see a pic of ben i look for the arm fat droop

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

Beet Wagon posted:

I wonder how much the tattoo guy had to scale up the picture Ben brought him to get it to look right

whats his tattoo say? i hope its a Chinese recipe for noodle soup.

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what

Goobs posted:

whats his tattoo say? i hope its a Chinese recipe for noodle soup.

it's the gravy content of his blood in case a transfusion needs to be done.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Found Chris Roberts

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Palisader posted:

Found Chris Roberts


:thurman:

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I hesitate to say this, but since I consider you all close personal friends - I really hate spiders.

That being said, carry on with the spiderposts.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Goobs posted:

whats his tattoo say? i hope its a Chinese recipe for noodle soup.

Some stupid rear end poo poo from the Wing Commander movie, apparently.

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.
Lando is on Twitch right now- just caught a glimpse of an interview underway where he said "you would not believe the amount of crap I get". Channel is Stoutman PR or something like that...

https://www.twitch.tv/stoutman_pr

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
I feel so sorry for that tattooist who had to listen to Ben talk about Wing Commander for 20 minutes or however long that took

Exinos
Mar 1, 2009

OSHA approved squiq
I know Ben has a developer tag, but what has he developed at CiG?

Other than diabetes that is.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

I hesitate to say this, but since I consider you all close personal friends - I really hate spiders.

That being said, carry on with the spiderposts.



Awww she's a beautiful big old gal. Fact: bees are more dangerous than spiders.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Exinos posted:

I know Ben has a developer tag, but what has he developed at CiG?

Other than diabetes that is.

I'm pretty sure he's directly responsible for the steaming pile of poo poo that is the Cutlass

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
Jedi Peakcock Spiders

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Exinos posted:

I know Ben has a developer tag, but what has he developed at CiG?

Other than diabetes that is.

He has developed an intricate system of levers and pulleys that he, and others most notably of which is his wife, use. For what? I'll let you figure that out.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

G0RF posted:

Lando is on Twitch right now- just caught a glimpse of an interview underway where he said "you would not believe the amount of crap I get". Channel is Stoutman PR or something like that...

https://www.twitch.tv/stoutman_pr

Lando showing off his meds and bundles of money

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

alf_pogs posted:

didn't realise this was a wiki list but it's got some great stories going on

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_commercial_failures_in_video_gaming

for CIG, see also: almost everything on this list

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-pattern

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





lazorexplosion posted:

Fact: bees are more dangerous than spiders.

Yeaaaah but that doesn't make them any less terrifying (to me anyway)

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


why is disco lando showing off a my little pony that looks like him on a livestream

Blunderstorm
Mar 1, 2016

my grandfather just posts and all i got was this lousy joke, so what
spoiler alert

lando has not been on a date in 4 years lmao

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

No, you really, really can't handle criticism

Let it ride, TB. He's making an effort, so we should too.

Happy Sisyphus
Nov 13, 2013

You take the blue paarp - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red paarp - you stay in pre-alpha, and I show you how deep the sperg wallet goes.

all of these after hours CIG streams are depressing

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Let's get back on topic.



Despite the cat-faced spider's name, the catte is actually its butte.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

A Neurotic Jew posted:

uh big deal does Frontier have any doors like this?!?

https://twitter.com/Devourlick/status/720789455775395840

are you loving KIDDING me

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat


You get a white dog and you think he's white.
But then he jumps on a snow bank and your all like....
Wtf that dog ain't white, I want my money back!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Turd Burglar posted:

spoiler alert

lando has not been on a date in 4 years lmao

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


don't be silly star citizen has only been in development for six weeks

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009


Ooh now a talking heads cover I could do NO NOT PSYCHO KILLER THAT'S TOO EASY. You want the parps to surprise you, not to be the only joke.

edit:

Ohtsam posted:

Last Suggestion
Rocket Man by Elton John
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GAKOLOnfV4

I'll even try singing any lyrics you want

I'll take it under consideration. I've actually been considering Social Disease which is a lot closer to the kind of thing I'm after. Other ideas floating around: Dead Parps Don't Talk by Brian Eno, Airlock (Snail Shell, TMBG).

ewe2 fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Apr 15, 2016

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

MeLKoR posted:

You could have reopened the thread before I turned my arms into ribbons just to mask the pain of withdrawal. Look what you made me doooooooo. :emo:

I learned it from YOU DAD! I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Toops posted:

are you loving KIDDING me

Hey Chris this will really wow those investors.


Chris imagining himself with a group of big money of investors, walking down the hall. Stopping before the sliding door he says, "And this, gentlemen, is where dreams are made" and they step in and are amazed with how into it they are and buy into the dream and throw garbage bags of money at him.


I'm almost 99% sure some variation of that is why those doors exist.

edit: Basically willy wonka, he wants to be willy wonka

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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Please archive the twitch stream of Lando coming up on his 'meds' whilst having a rain-man moment showing everything around him.

He has herpes. He bleeds.

Date him.

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