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Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

So, she makes a joking comment and is probated? Alright then.

Guess telling someone to "suck my oval office" is to much for Something Awful's sensitivity.

Bet you loved the laughs though.

:allears:



e:

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Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



B_of_InfoRedux posted:

So, she makes a joking comment and is probated? Alright then.

Guess telling someone to "suck my oval office" is to much for Something Awful's sensitivity.

Bet you loved the laughs though.

It was a really bad post, hth

E: lol, didn't know h-th has a filter

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

That comment has convinced me that the Chris-tians are so far gone that if he announced that only half the backers would be getting the game to keep server costs low they would rejoice for they all know they will be Chosen and it doesn't matter how Chris behaves towards them as long as he keeps telling the dream.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Just imagine the sheer pants making GBS threads terror at CIG if that jpeg fails to make a couple of mil :unsmigghh:

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Sandi control yourself!

She would if she was Sandi. Sadly she's not and she can't. Love the direction this thread has taken though.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

So, she makes a joking comment and is probated? Alright then.

Guess telling someone to "suck my oval office" is to much for Something Awful's sensitivity.

Bet you loved the laughs though.

It gets harder to successfully pull off a good umadbro or puppet master when you get probated in the process. Hope this helps.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

ManofManyAliases posted:

Your logic is infallible, Beer.

I think the point made was precisely that there was no logic at all either for the ED timeline in that SC fanboy (and likely ED hater) made chart. Reductio ad absurdum and all that.

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Daztek posted:

It was a really bad post, hth

E: lol, didn't know h-th has a filter

Not saying it wasn't. Just wondering, honestly why the constant steam of "Sandi is a oval office" is okay. Being called bitch of info redux is okay. Yet saying suck my oval office is not? Bad post? Sure. Any different from other things said? Not really.

Just kinda strange. But hey what happened happened. Is what it is.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

So, she makes a joking comment and is probated? Alright then.

Guess telling someone to "suck my oval office" is to much for Something Awful's sensitivity.

Bet you loved the laughs though.

Yeah, she sure was :airquote:joking:airquote: by being a defensive spouse, alright. You haven't learned a drat thing from yesterday.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
A CIG employee stands at ship-like door and swipes his keycard emphatically, but despite his best efforts the door remain silent.

"The doors aren't working again," the drone says, just wanting to get the day of refactoring over with. A familiar voice pipes up from the other side of the door.

"Do you honestly believe?"

The drone sighs deeply and resigns himself to his fate. "I honestly believe that CIG is the best company, and I honestly believe in Chris Roberts."

The doors slide open, revealing the face of Sandi from the other side. She adjusts her glasses to ensure there was no possible sign of her acting tell and she begins to talk.

"Those doors? They're working perfectly fine. It's funny you see. No-one else has had trouble walking through. You see," Sandi says, and pauses for dramatic effect, "They were recently upgraded to detect FUD."

An uncomfortable silence occurs between the two members of CIG, and a bead of sweat runs down the drone's forehead as Sandi rises from her chair. She moves with a slowness akin to stalking tiger who were the best predators since they were a little cub , or progress in the PU. Sandi smiles and it chills the drone to see such a thing. She is uncomfortably close now.

"Why don't you tell me what you're thinking, Eight Ace."

A distant scream. Somewhere, someone mutters, 'Dirty leavers' and returns to shredding financial records.

She said the backers won't know, and by God, she was right.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Not saying it wasn't. Just wondering, honestly why the constant steam of "Sandi is a oval office" is okay. Being called bitch of info redux is okay. Yet saying suck my oval office is not? Bad post? Sure. Any different from other things said? Not really.

Just kinda strange. But hey what happened happened. Is what it is.

Have you reported said posts to the mods, it's hard them to keep up with this thread

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Not saying it wasn't. Just wondering, honestly why the constant steam of "Sandi is a oval office" is okay. Being called bitch of info redux is okay. Yet saying suck my oval office is not? Bad post? Sure. Any different from other things said? Not really.

Just kinda strange. But hey what happened happened. Is what it is.

You should PM Videogames or FactsAreUseless about this IMO, and then show us the private exchange ITT.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

chaosbreather posted:

first please use video tag its way better for apps and poo poo

second, lol



done

plus if you take some letters away and add some more Erillion spells SANDI :tinfoil:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Not saying it wasn't. Just wondering, honestly why the constant steam of "Sandi is a oval office" is okay. Being called bitch of info redux is okay. Yet saying suck my oval office is not? Bad post? Sure. Any different from other things said? Not really.

Just kinda strange. But hey what happened happened. Is what it is.

She actively tried to kill someone on stream via diabetes/calories.

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Daztek posted:

Have you reported said posts to the mods, it's hard them to keep up with this thread

No, as I don't care. Which is what I find it so amusing someone was so clearly bothered by name calling on the internet. That shits hilarious.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Daztek posted:

Have you reported said posts to the mods, it's hard them to keep up with this thread

I'm not sure what's happening here, but these last 10 pages or so feel like a massive crowdcontrol campaign from CIG lol.

I miss Tracegate, it used to be so simple.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

So, she makes a joking comment and is probated? Alright then.

Guess telling someone to "suck my oval office" is to much for Something Awful's sensitivity.

Bet you loved the laughs though.

Maybe this just isnt the forum for you.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

No, as I don't care. Which is what I find it so amusing someone was so clearly bothered by name calling on the internet. That shits hilarious.

Tell a loving joke.

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

CrazyLoon posted:

Yeah, she sure was :airquote:joking:airquote: by being a defensive spouse, alright. You haven't learned a drat thing from yesterday.

Please educate me oh wise man on the internet.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
What do you call someone who misses the joke?

Quite Smart

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Mr.Tophat posted:

She actively tried to kill someone on stream via diabetes/calories.

Is that why I got no doughnuts that day? Son of a bitch!

That better for ya?

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Please educate me oh wise man on the internet.

Stop being such a bipolar rear end.
Either leave or contribute to the demise of CIG, that's the sole reason of this thread.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Please educate me oh wise man on the internet.

Here, in a comedy forum, we tell jokes. We try and improve these jokes. These jokes gain legs, and they become running jokes.

And right now, I wish the numerous jokes about you all would run up to you and started kicking and physically assaulting you without end until you finally understood what a punchline truly is

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
if my SO came onto SA to defend some bad posts i made i'd probably actually murder myself

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
internet arguments are truly the bestest arguments

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

No, as I don't care. Which is what I find it so amusing someone was so clearly bothered by name calling on the internet. That shits hilarious.

I don't think he / she was probated for being offensive but rather for being so earnest in their venom that it made the moderators of the worst subforum on sa embarrassed by proxy. That's some unbelievably bad posting.

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

Stop being such a bipolar rear end.
Either leave or contribute to the demise of CIG, that's the sole reason of this thread.

Okay. Man Ben is fat right? What about Landos breakdown. loving sad 40 year old roommate having hobo.

Sandi is such a oval office. If you're reading this Sandi gently caress you!

Chris Roberts does coke.

Considering that's mainly what's been said for the past few days, there ya go.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:


Mr.Tophat posted:

Here, in a comedy forum, we tell jokes. We try and improve these jokes. These jokes gain legs, and they become running jokes.

And right now, I wish the numerous jokes about you all would run up to you and started kicking and physically assaulting you without end until you finally understood what a punchline truly is

:bravo:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
B_of_InfoRedux - let me tell you exactly what I laughed at last night. I laughed at the fact that you originally came in here trying to promote your blog, and what a sensitive nancy you've been since time immemorial. Every goddamn time from you it's been: "Plz, don't make fun of Ben being fat." or "Wow chill on Sandi hate guise," yet when your own wife brings out the claws on an internet forum and tries to start stupid slapfight with hyper-sensitive and defensive approaches like 'oval office', suddenly here you are rooting for her. I laugh at how you're trying to spin all this, like how you both totally puppetmastered us all and presenting yourselves like you don't even *care* if you care, when everyone with half a brain knows you're hoping to draw more hate-reading to your dumbass blogs and writing by doing this. Or maybe you aren't, and are just hoping to win an internet argument, in which case that makes you even more hilarious.

Are you getting the pattern here yet? You're not making jokes ITT - you haven't made a single funny one in fact. But you *are* however a joke of a person at least, so by all means spam posts some more to prove that assertion wrong some more.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Atheist Sunglasses posted:

this thread took a terrible turn when it became a trend to post pictures of fuckings monsters of the deep sea. no need for that. stick to cats and stop trying to be a rebel

Never!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Here, in a comedy forum, we tell jokes. We try and improve these jokes. These jokes gain legs, and they become running jokes.

And right now, I wish the numerous jokes about you all would run up to you and started kicking and physically assaulting you without end until you finally understood what a punchline truly is

You've made it quite clear how you feel. Its rather obvious. You've been working on the same joke all day.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Okay. Man Ben is fat right? What about Landos breakdown. loving sad 40 year old roommate having hobo.

Sandi is such a oval office. If you're reading this Sandi gently caress you!

Chris Roberts does coke.

Considering that's mainly what's been said for the past few days, there ya go.

:effort:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Milky Moor posted:

if my SO came onto SA to defend some bad posts i made i'd probably actually murder myself

Honey, honey, you don't understand, while I appreciate that you're trying to look out for me, you *sobs*, you *sobs even harder*

defended a shitpost

I'm sorry honey, I can never like, comment or subscribe to anything you produce ever again. Our professional, online and love life is forever over.

Ban OP, gas relationship

Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?



A Neurotic Jew posted:

uh big deal does Frontier have any doors like this?!?

https://twitter.com/Devourlick/status/720789455775395840

lol at 3 second card reader -> security control board -> door actuator transaction. It should be nearly instantaneous in a well designed system.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

You've made it quite clear how you feel. Its rather obvious. You've been working on the same joke all day.

I have told more than one here, I am telling you how to post, it's like telling a joke, but telling a joke to stop being so crass and obvious instead of wiping it's feet before show time at the comedy club

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

X-Ultron posted:

lol at 3 second card reader -> security control board -> door actuator transaction. It should be nearly instantaneous in a well designed system.

Door obviously doesn't have 64bit precision.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord

ZenMaster posted:

Can anyone tell me the origin of I am glad of it and the Betty big boobs references? Thanks in advance!

Eonwe says I'm glad of it a lot

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Milky Moor posted:

if my SO came onto SA to defend some bad posts i made i'd probably actually murder myself

I wouldn't quite go that far lol. But I'd deffo have a chat with her, rather than be her white knight on the internet about it.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Milky Moor posted:

if my SO came onto SA to defend some bad posts i made i'd probably actually murder myself

gently caress that. I'm buying mine an account and forcing her to do so.

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

B_of_InfoRedux posted:

Okay. Man Ben is fat right? What about Landos breakdown. loving sad 40 year old roommate having hobo.

Sandi is such a oval office. If you're reading this Sandi gently caress you!

Chris Roberts does coke.

Considering that's mainly what's been said for the past few days, there ya go.

You may think you're distilling a fine whisky of comedy into a single shot to consume before you get behind the wheel, but you're actually distilling jenkem, and you're huffing it all wrong

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