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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Just noticed theres a live Cage Warriors card on Fight Pass today at 4pm EST. Did they just add that?

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
interested to see how the new cage warriors works out. also interested to see fedor on fight pass

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
So uh, who wants to see the most watched fight of all time for the longest time again?

DOMELORD420
Dec 28, 2000

willie_dee posted:

So uh, who wants to see the most watched fight of all time for the longest time again?

isn't the winner of that fight in prison for rape

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Not really interested in another Sapp vs Akebono rematch, thanks.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

willie_dee posted:

So uh, who wants to see the most watched fight of all time for the longest time again?

is JT getting his rematch

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

1st AD posted:

is JT getting his rematch

Bellator 158 is rumoured to be Daley/Koscheck 2 and Kimbo/JT 2.

TheCool69
Sep 23, 2011
I'm sad that nobody is talking about Rizin 1 that is happening this sunday.

Mf Fujita in the mainevent!!!
Gabi vs 125lb Russian Girl
Cruikshank vs some fool
Saku and Wandy in a TAG TEAM GRAPPLING MATCH!!!

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The return of Cage Warriors is on Fight Pass right now. First fight ended in a liver kick TKO and the legend Joe Martinez is announcing.

I think there's been 3 finishes on this card in a matter of 10 minutes.

Le Saboteur fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Apr 15, 2016

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Marc Goddard just let a man get knocked out and beat up until the end of the round and we're moving on to round 2 as the man tries to pull himself up using the cage.

One of the worst ref calls of the year. Oh wait Marc Goddard just waved the fight off post round 1. Ok.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

So, a friend of mine was on the one championship card last night taking on a undefeated Tajikistani dude who not only had a 100% finish rate but also a world combat sambo champion. Pretty awesome grappling fight.

https://youtu.be/vURaMkpmUSk

It's a great fight.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

BlindSite posted:

So, a friend of mine was on the one championship card last night taking on a undefeated Tajikistani dude who not only had a 100% finish rate but also a world combat sambo champion. Pretty awesome grappling fight.

https://youtu.be/vURaMkpmUSk

It's a great fight.

It's gone.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Huh now there's some Australian promotion called Brace live on Fight Pass with some high school level audio visual presentation.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Just watched a crazy FOTYC on Brace 39 between two lightweight Australian nobodies. That fight was rad.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol https://streamable.com/869v

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
sorry i know this is politically illegal but gabi garcia makes me physically uncomfortable

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I've seen enough Gabi Garcia for my lifetime now, unless she loses/wins an hilarious fight again.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Triticum Guzzler posted:

sorry i know this is politically illegal but gabi garcia makes me physically uncomfortable

She's as much steroid as man at this point.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
Did anyone catch the weights for that. Gabi looked like 40 lbs heavier

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Fight of the day already happened and we were all sleepin on it. https://twitter.com/grabakahitman/status/721384614389002245

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Fedor rematch soon

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Did the fat guy have a heart attack and collapse

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Lloyd Boner posted:

Did the fat guy have a heart attack and collapse

lol if that left hand before the clinch KO'd him

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca

Le Saboteur posted:

Just watched a crazy FOTYC on Brace 39 between two lightweight Australian nobodies. That fight was rad.
This is the fight he's talking about, and it was indeed great:

http://www.ufc.tv/video/brace-39
Go to about 1:50

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
With some more fights under his belt that kid from Kazakhstan looks like a great prospect for the UFC.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
I will also note that Brace's "look to the far left of the camera" tale of the tape pictures are one of the funniest things in MMA

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Braces production values in general are some of the funniest poo poo in MMA. I appreciate their earnestness though.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Triticum Guzzler posted:

sorry i know this is politically illegal but gabi garcia makes me physically uncomfortable

I think that's okay. She's taken enough steroids that her physique is flat out inhuman, it's not even a gender thing. She's just a weird steroid shibboleth.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

What's the six pad thing they keep loving around with in the video?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Triticum Guzzler posted:

sorry i know this is politically illegal but gabi garcia makes me physically uncomfortable

She moves like a wookie.

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Boco_T posted:

This is the fight he's talking about, and it was indeed great:

http://www.ufc.tv/video/brace-39
Go to about 1:50

"RECODRS"

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Le Saboteur posted:

What's the six pad thing they keep loving around with in the video?

looks like one of those bullshit electrical muscle stimulation things for abs

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
l m f a o

http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/04/fedor-emelianenko-volta-lutar-em-junho-e-enfrenta-fabio-maldonado.html

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

haha yes

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


the fun part of the Fedor experience is realizing he won't fight Maldonado but someone infinitely more broken down and sadder. I call it the Fedor Slide.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Triticum Guzzler posted:

sorry i know this is politically illegal but gabi garcia makes me physically uncomfortable

this is very insensitive to say about someone trying to transition from a human female to a giant man and the psp social justice crew will not stand for it

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Rizin in a nutshell thus far: Kato killed someone, Baby Fedor almost got smotherd to death by an obese Florida man and Daron Cruickshank has an incredible porn mustache now.

edit:

CarlCX fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Apr 17, 2016

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
lol aoki threw a water bottle at cruickshank (as a joke?)

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
this rock/traditional thai/chute boxe HEYYYYYY song is pretty bad

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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
shootboxing fight was fairly tepid but had a cool german suplex. unless something good happens soon i think i'm gonna stop watching

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