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nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

Halman posted:

In middle school we spent a full month on the war of 1812 learning about our poor press-ganged sailors :911:

I grew up IN greater Washington, DC and we barely touched on it. But we spent eight goddamned months on (our) Civil War.
The sample is skewed, though, since my teacher was a re-enactor and brought his musket etc.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Tom Watson has fine taste in wrestlers.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Halman posted:

You probably don't learn more about it because outside of occupying New York and burning the White House it mostly went pretty badly. As soon as DC was sacked and set on fire a giant rear end storm broke out and doused all the fires, a tornado touched down and killed a bunch of british troops and they retreated back to their naval support. It was occupied for all of 26 hours.

Then you lost Plattsburg and dropped your demands at Ghent, and then New Orleans happened while the news the war was over was transiting the Atlantic.

In middle school we spent a full month on the war of 1812 learning about our poor press-ganged sailors :911:

Um, well, more of a no-score draw. It's not going 'pretty badly' when you torch the enemy capital while London remains unmolested, not to mention the whole war kicked off with an attempted US invasion of Canada where the Americans were pretty much rounded up and arrested by the local police. The whole thing was a bit of a sideshow compared to the Napoleonic Wars in any case.

As for 'our' sailors - well, that's down to the rather uncertain status of nationality law in the early 19th century. At the time, the position of the British government, like most governments, was that if you were born in Britain you were British and remained British for the rest of your life, even if you happened to be a sailor who hopped on an American ship and was all like 'yes I'm totally an American now you can't conscript me'; meanwhile America pretty much said 'if you come to America and say you want to be an American now you're an American citizen go you'. Bit different to how it works these days on both sides, really.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

nobodyssweetheart posted:

I grew up IN greater Washington, DC and we barely touched on it. But we spent eight goddamned months on (our) Civil War.
The sample is skewed, though, since my teacher was a re-enactor and brought his musket etc.
You picked a good page for a US history snipe though.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
I'd always heard that the reason why the White House is white, and why it was eventually called it, was because it was painted white to cover up the fire damage from us setting fire to it.

This is actually true? That's a weird bit of history I didn't actually know.

Greg Proops got it right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJYY1CFKzTg

:britain:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
nah we p much burned that motherfucker down to the ground

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

nobodyssweetheart posted:

I grew up IN greater Washington, DC and we barely touched on it. But we spent eight goddamned months on (our) Civil War.
The sample is skewed, though, since my teacher was a re-enactor and brought his musket etc.

Do the US not have a set cirriculum for states/whatever DC counts as?
Like we do, at least at the moment.

Halman
Feb 10, 2007

What's the...Rush?

feedmegin posted:

Um, well, more of a no-score draw. It's not going 'pretty badly' when you torch the enemy capital while London remains unmolested, not to mention the whole war kicked off with an attempted US invasion of Canada where the Americans were pretty much rounded up and arrested by the local police. The whole thing was a bit of a sideshow compared to the Napoleonic Wars in any case.

As for 'our' sailors - well, that's down to the rather uncertain status of nationality law in the early 19th century. At the time, the position of the British government, like most governments, was that if you were born in Britain you were British and remained British for the rest of your life, even if you happened to be a sailor who hopped on an American ship and was all like 'yes I'm totally an American now you can't conscript me'; meanwhile America pretty much said 'if you come to America and say you want to be an American now you're an American citizen go you'. Bit different to how it works these days on both sides, really.

I was mostly being facetious, everything about early america was super super dumb.

Also I'm still gonna chalk it up as a win for the US because the period after the war is literally known as the Era of Good Feelings whereas you guys just got more Napoleon. :v:

fake edit:

Taear posted:

Do the US not have a set cirriculum for states/whatever DC counts as?
Like we do, at least at the moment.

We, in fact, do not! There is in a sense a de-facto curriculum because the size of California and Texas means those two states more or less dictate the content of textbooks published nationally, but I'm fairly sure the specific curriculum is determined by individual school districts. Our school district here covers like 3 small cities.

America is still pretty dumb.

Halman fucked around with this message at 19:03 on Apr 16, 2016

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Halman posted:

I was mostly being facetious, everything about early america was super super dumb.

Also I'm still gonna chalk it up as a win for the US because the period after the war is literally known as the Era of Good Feelings whereas you guys just got more Napoleon. :v:

What, after 1815? P sure that's when we became the largest empire the world has ever seen, actually ;)

(Not that that's actually, y'know, a good thing, especially for brown people all over the world, but still)

Edit: this, by the way, is why we don't learn more about it in school. Britain has fought wars over like half the world's surface; relatively unimportant scraps with the locals in random (ex)-colonies are a dime a dozen. If we were really going to teach Imperial history it'd probably focus way more on India.

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Apr 16, 2016

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

Taear posted:

Do the US not have a set curriculum for states/whatever DC counts as?
Like we do, at least at the moment.
Mine was also a private Catholic school so even if there was one, they didn't have to follow it. That teacher at least kept it in the general realm of American History.

My European History teacher had a nervous breakdown made us watch a video on training courses to repair air-conditioners to cover the Industrial Revolution while tossing word salads about how the LED in the "on button" on the TV was Jesus reminding you he was real. He was one of three mad teachers I had that year; the most flamboyantly so. (Though one of the other had a dead eye that rolled independently in the socket and was thrown out of the seminary because he was too insane to be a Catholic priest.)

So, feel better about your schools.

nobodyssweetheart fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Apr 16, 2016

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

So that's what Mad Eye Moody did after the Harry Potter books.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



feedmegin posted:

What, after 1815? P sure that's when we became the largest empire the world has ever seen, actually ;)

(Not that that's actually, y'know, a good thing, especially for brown people all over the world, but still)

It was a drat good thing for the British upper crust though!

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

nobodyssweetheart posted:

So, feel better about your schools.

Hey now nobody is saying ours are the worst ever. It's just that everyone can see how they could be better.

America is just like Australia where we can see that there's always more and always worse.

Halman
Feb 10, 2007

What's the...Rush?

Taear posted:

Hey now nobody is saying ours are the worst ever. It's just that everyone can see how they could be better.

America is just like Australia where we can see that there's always more and always worse.

Look pal, ain't nobody gonna be better at being the worst at schools than America ok? Seriously look up Detroit public school's twitter, they post pictures of classrooms with mushrooms growing through the walls and poo poo. And I don't think the teachers have been paid in a month or two.

If the forced academy thing goes through you might be able to give us a run for our money though.

Halman fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Apr 16, 2016

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Halman posted:

Look pal, ain't nobody gonna be better at being the worst at schools than America ok? Seriously look up Detroit public school's twitter, they post pictures of classrooms with mushrooms growing through the walls and poo poo. And I don't think the teachers have been paid in a month or two.

This sounds very educational if your desired specialism is mycology or sociology/economics.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
Well that's somehow more terrifying than the other theories I've heard - allegedly the rumour among Tories is the reason Hunt won't give in over the junior doctors strike is that he sees this as his "Thatcher moment" - he feels if he can face them down like Maggie did the miners, it will vastly improve his leadership prospects with the right wing of the party, who think he's a bit wet.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They all want their Thatcher moment, because she's the last truly successful leader that they've had.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Shame for Mr. Hunt that you can't stockpile good health like you can coal then.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

big scary monsters posted:

Shame for Mr. Hunt that you can't stockpile good health like you can coal then.

You don't think he can leverage that into backlash against the doctors, then?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Well that's somehow more terrifying than the other theories I've heard - allegedly the rumour among Tories is the reason Hunt won't give in over the junior doctors strike is that he sees this as his "Thatcher moment" - he feels if he can face them down like Maggie did the miners, it will vastly improve his leadership prospects with the right wing of the party, who think he's a bit wet.

Sadly, he's probably not wrong.

But the thing is, Maggie didn't hide in the loos when the miners came calling.

Darth Walrus posted:

You don't think he can leverage that into backlash against the doctors, then?

He's done his damnedest so far and the evidence remains pretty firmly in favour of the JDs.

But there's still a lot more time left, and there really aren't many things that the JDs can do that don't play into his hands one way or the other.

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Guavanaut posted:

They all want their Thatcher moment, because she's the last truly successful leader that they've had.

Success for these people is highly subjective.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Not relying on a hair thin majority, a coalition with the Lib Dems, or being John Major.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

The Jeremy Corbyn 4 PM Facebook page tried to post a big lump of pictures from today's protests.

When you do this, Facebook does a little summary with one big image and a bunch of smaller ones tiled underneath it.

And this happened.



I must have missed that policy announcement.

Lethal Drizzle
Feb 24, 2011

Trin Tragula posted:

The Jeremy Corbyn 4 PM Facebook page tried to post a big lump of pictures from today's protests.

When you do this, Facebook does a little summary with one big image and a bunch of smaller ones tiled underneath it.

And this happened.



I must have missed that policy announcement.

This is terrible for Corbyn. Brutal.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Trin Tragula posted:



I must have missed that policy announcement.

I agree with this policy.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Extreme0 posted:

I agree with this policy.

Trotskyite splitter.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
John Whittingdale is a very naughty boy (Daily Mail warning): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...als-affair.html

quote:

Cabinet Minister John Whittingdale had a two-year relationship with a former porn star who claims he showed her confidential Government papers at his constituency home.
Married ex-Page 3 model Stephanie Hudson, 36, says Culture Secretary Mr Whittingdale showed her highly-sensitive documents to ‘show off’ as he worked on his Ministerial Red Box over breakfast.

The new claims are made by Ms Hudson, a medical receptionist, who appeared topless in tabloid newspapers until the early 2000s and once took part in a soft-porn TV series. In a candid account of their turbulent on-off relationship, Ms Hudson says:
After meeting on the internet, Mr Whittingdale told her he was an arms dealer;
He called his local Essex constituents ‘oiks’;
The couple were asked to leave the Savoy Hotel for 'drunken heavy petting';
He took her to the Commons and turned off the lights to avoid being caught on CCTV – and kissed and groped her;
He said of immigrants: ‘If you let one in, they all want to come’;
He two-timed her with a dominatrix.

In a separate investigation, The Mail on Sunday has learned of new details of Mr Whittingdale’s political links to Eastern Europe and a pro-Vladimir Putin Ukrainian oligarch; in addition to relationships with two Eastern European women 20 years his junior.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Trin Tragula posted:

And this happened.



I must have missed that policy announcement.

Eagerly awaiting Corbyn's "no more peeing in the pool" mandate.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

LemonDrizzle posted:

John Whittingdale is a very naughty boy (Daily Mail warning): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...als-affair.html

Guess Dacre decided he's no longer a useful asset.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Darth Walrus posted:

Guess Dacre decided he's no longer a useful asset.

What bad news is this distracting us from?

Alan BStard
Oct 25, 2003

Izzy wizzy, let's get Byzzy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnH-Pc6MicM

I have missed this somehow over the past few weeks and don't recall it appearing in this thread before. Apologies if it ends up being a repost, but it is exceptionally well done.

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

Guavanaut posted:

They all want their Thatcher moment, because she's the last truly successful leader that they've had.
She did represent all of the Tories' policies best, to the point of being unflinchingly Conservative.

I'll say this, she never backed down from anything which must have made it difficult to fit her in the coffin.

\/ Edit: drat, that's good.

FinalGamer fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Apr 17, 2016

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

FinalGamer posted:

I'll say this, she never backed down from anything which must have made it difficult to fit her in the coffin.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Darth Walrus posted:

Guess Dacre decided he's no longer a useful asset.

Whittingdale is now totally powerless to do anything with press standards, as it will just look like a revenge attack.

If they'd published the first scandal, he would have been replaced with someone squeeky clean who would be free to do what Whittigdale couldn't. Now that's probably going to happen anyway, they may as well take him down a notch.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Alan BStard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnH-Pc6MicM

I have missed this somehow over the past few weeks and don't recall it appearing in this thread before. Apologies if it ends up being a repost, but it is exceptionally well done.

This owns.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Thanks Ants posted:

What bad news is this distracting us from?

The fact that the 150,000 people protesting in London yesterday have barely scratched the headlines.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
New ComRes poll:

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/721405481760223234

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/721406292112338945

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/721407603994193920

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/721408597758976001

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/721408057922756608

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Brutal.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

This is bad for Corbyn.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Who the gently caress is this 35% who would still vote conservative? What's their lives like?

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