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Sasquatch! posted:He was club loving footed, you asswipe. I want to think near the end that whenever he met anybody new he had to explain that no, he didn't bust his legs because he got too fat. Crotch Bat posted:He never moved, he drank soda all day, and from what I can tell his diet was almost entirely fast food. Your metabolism can only fight for so long. Yeah, his diet sucked anyway, but he packed on a lot of weight after 2010. And up until then he still ate poo poo but at least didn't seem to change that much. That's why I was wondering if it was due to something going weird with his disorder. And he actually shrank in size? Oh man, that had to be disheartening. He tried so hard to be called 'Eric the Actor' that losing half a foot had to be a blow. That said, he really didn't have a height, did he? That three foot five came from him being laid out on a table, I thought. I think Artie mentioned early in the Sirius days that height measurement was dumb because he was basically a head in a jar or something. I almost feel bad that near the end Eric started collapsing into himself like a rotten pumpkin left in the November sun. Almost.
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Yeah, he definitely got smaller. 3' 5", then just 3'. Kind of makes you wonder, if he had still been living, how long it would have taken him to shrink down to his ideal height... .... zero. point. zero.
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Rupert, I want you to go to jail for this.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Yeah, he definitely got smaller. 3' 5", then just 3'. Kind of makes you wonder, if he had still been living, how long it would have taken him to shrink down to his ideal height... I imagine at some point one of his legs would have simply dropped off without him noticing, much to the horror of the webcam audience. In all honesty, I think the reason for his height loss was his back. It was at a pretty odd angle which makes me wonder if he was taller when he was younger and his disease just bent him over to the point where he wasn't shrinking as much as his spine was just giving up and bending him in two. Which would make drinking carbonated anything a foolish thing because of the compression that would put on the abdomen. Which is a long way to say 'the shorter Eric got, the gassier he would get.' Maybe that's why he was looking so big?
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magic mountain posted:It's not funny, it's not fun. SCORES MAN IS ABOUT HAVING FUN, MOTHERFUCKER
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy8i1x6puxs Been listening to all the Tradio prank calls and I'm fuckin' dying
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I'd like to know what kind of razor Howard uses where he hasn't replaced the blade in at least five years. Is it made of adamantium? I'm betting his housekeeper replaces stuff like that in his bathroom on a regular basis and Howard is oblivious.
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Weird question, and tell me if this isn't cool, but can anyone give me a list (or even a few names) of companies who have officially used the show to advertise recently? My wife, fellow goon jennyinstereo, is looking to work with advertisers who have been on the show, so I figured you guys would know. You can PM me or her with any names, if you'd rather keep it out of the thread. The only one I can remember right now is Steven Singer Jewelers.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Weird question, and tell me if this isn't cool, but can anyone give me a list (or even a few names) of companies who have officially used the show to advertise recently? My wife, fellow goon jennyinstereo, is looking to work with advertisers who have been on the show, so I figured you guys would know. You can PM me or her with any names, if you'd rather keep it out of the thread. Caspar Matress Boll and Branch
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Former Human posted:I'd like to know what kind of razor Howard uses where he hasn't replaced the blade in at least five years. Is it made of adamantium? I'm betting his housekeeper replaces stuff like that in his bathroom on a regular basis and Howard is oblivious. Howard is trying to cover up that Ralph shaves him in his sleep.
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BurtLington posted:Caspar Matress Vermont Teddy Bear
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Apr 15, 2016 21:06
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What was that car dealership he would advertise all the time back in the early 90s
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Dr.Caligari posted:What was that car dealership he would advertise all the time back in the early 90s Was it Legend? That's where Wayne Siegel works. http://www.legendautogroup.com/
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Dr.Caligari posted:What was that car dealership he would advertise all the time back in the early 90s I'm in love with those CARRRR CAAAASH GUYSSS haha. I know it isn't them but who else remembers? Oh yeah, Sphincterine! and Fresh Balls!
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Ashley Madison before they imploded
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Howard Stern Show Megathread: Increasingly Gruesome Descriptions of ETM's Medical Progression
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Finndo posted:Howard Stern Show Megathread: Increasingly Gruesome Descriptions of ETM's Medical Progression Pretty much, yeah.
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1-800 Mattress, pajama-gram, squatty potty, 1-800 Jokeland
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I like it when Sal and Richard give out 922-WINE during their phony phone calls so if anyone calls it they're actually calling Jackie's joke line.
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Former Human posted:I like it when Sal and Richard give out 922-WINE during their phony phone calls so if anyone calls it they're actually calling Jackie's joke line. I use 922-WINE at every opportunity. If something is asking for a phone number that doesn't need it they are going to talk to Jackie!
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Djarum posted:I use 922-WINE at every opportunity. If something is asking for a phone number that doesn't need it they are going to talk to Jackie! Glad to know that I'm not the only one.
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I feel dumb for not doing that all these years.
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Jose Oquendo posted:I feel dumb for not doing that all these years. Honestly, in this day and age of smartphones, it's pretty much the phone number I can still remember (excepting my own, of course). I can't even remember Mrs. Squashy's phone number, and our phones are on the same plan. Years of listening to goddamned Jackie plugs burned that number into my brain. <Calliope music plays>
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Apr 16, 2016 22:44
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What is the area code for that number?
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Jesus, I thought I was the only one who uses the 922-WINE for the number I always put on forms and stuff. Area code is 516 BTW Use your finger!
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Jesus, I thought I was the only one who uses the 922-WINE for the number I always put on forms and stuff. It's 9463, right? Jackie would give the numbers, too. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoRva9Wbk_M THE ADMIRAL SHOOTS HIS SE(A)MEN!!! A HA HA!!! COME ON!!! KILLER poo poo!!! AH AH AH!!!
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:1-800 Mattress, pajama-gram, squatty potty, 1-800 Jokeland This is perfect! Thanks so much to everyone helping me out  for anyone interested, I am trying to get Howard's advertisers to work with the Pornhub network. I figure if they're willing to advertise with him, they might give us a shot. I also really need to get sourshoes' adult colouring book or t-shirt on there. Maybe get the guy an extra few bucks.
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jennyinstereo posted:I also really need to get sourshoes' adult colouring book or t-shirt on there. Maybe get the guy an extra few bucks. OOOOOOoooooohhh!!!!
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I'm watching The King Of Comedy. Totally forgot that Fred used to use some of De Niro's laughs as drops. Also they should remake this movie with Howard playing Jerry Lewis' part but have De Niro's played by Sal.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Years of listening to goddamned Jackie plugs burned that number into my brain. <Calliope music plays> That drat calliope tune. I hear that and Jackie's howling laugh whenever there's a sad story or someone makes a bad joke on someone else's podcast.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:Howard is trying to cover up that Ralph shaves him in his sleep. ♪♫ I watch The telly While Ralph Shaves my belly ♫♪
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Was listening to a random show from '94 today while doing yard work and knew immediately I had to upload part of it to YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc-ktQD6PRM Billy West in studio. It's one long rambling hour of goofing on everything from Carson to Leno to Jackie, with an especially long section ripping on Gary for not getting amniocentesis because Howard is convinced Gary's genetics will lead to Mary having a retard. Vintage bullshitting and ballbusting.
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This is Phil Theecouloreds I'm surprised Sal never used Stew Pidnigger.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:This is Phil Theecouloreds Robin: "Phil fake callers!" Howard: "No, that doesn't make any sense." Wanna wish a happy birthday to Curly Pubes, and also Eaton Beaver...
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I've said it before and I'll say it again - those Eaton Beaver / Dropping Loads calls are so loving fake it's embarrassing to listen to edit: one call that's pretty early on that makes me laugh every single time is Sal's "god be with you this is reverend arthur lange / sir are you familiar with a schvoogie buzzer?". A lot of it because his delivery is so perfectly matter of fact.
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