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i like the idea of a story where someone is too troglodytic to enjoy the modern masterpiece that is persona 4.
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Man, Achilles' Heelies' voice is just slightly less beardy than Boots' and otherwise completely identical.
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Apr 17, 2016 23:19
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The reason you can tell that the first story is complete garbage is that P4G is a Vita game and 0% of Vita owners are unaware of what a JRPG is because JRPGs are about 85% of that system's library.
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Apr 18, 2016 00:12
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The cosplay stories are so so good.
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I don't know what kind of Not Always Right story I like more, the kind that are so openly racist that they'd be right at home on the last episode of Lou Reads or the kind that dogwhistle the gently caress out of it to the point where they may as well be doing airquotes the entire time.
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Waffleman_ posted:The reason you can tell that the first story is complete garbage is that P4G is a Vita game and 0% of Vita owners are unaware of what a JRPG is because JRPGs are about 85% of that system's library. yeah that was the most unbelievable part to me, that someone would buy a vita and not know what they had consigned themselves too.
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Apr 18, 2016 00:40
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:yeah that was the most unbelievable part to me, that someone would buy a vita and not know what they had consigned themselves too. It's like owning a baseball bat and not knowing you're supposed to hit baseballs with it.
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Apr 18, 2016 01:15
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Man, Adam really wanted that hammer.
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Apr 18, 2016 01:20
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I assumed that reading would end with the customer saying he wanted a cotton hammer or something, and we would laugh at his ignorance, instead of at words from a movie.
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Apr 18, 2016 01:37
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The Something Awful Forums › The Finer Arts › Rapidly Going Deaf › The F Plus: And Then Everyone Applauded
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Apr 18, 2016 02:10
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The depressed reading of the movie line KILLED it. KILLED it. I'm also glad for the return of British accents.
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Apr 18, 2016 02:16
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Grondoth posted:The depressed reading of the movie line KILLED it. KILLED it. I didn't even hear it, I took out my earbuds when I heard what was coming. I just couldn't deal with that, even though I've never had to skip a part of any other episode.
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Apr 18, 2016 02:34
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i like the idea of a story where someone is too troglodytic to enjoy the modern masterpiece that is persona 4. persona 4 is wonderful
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Apr 18, 2016 03:03
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Jeez, just how drunk was Lemon for this? Great episode, of course. That "DiscrimiNation" story is one of the most amazingly awful things they've ever read.
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Apr 18, 2016 04:24
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At least 90% of these stories would really end with the employee being scolded for escalating the situation if they actually happened.
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Apr 18, 2016 10:29
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Spaced God posted:The Something Awful Forums › The Finer Arts › Rapidly Going Deaf › The F Plus: And Then Everyone Applauded I did, in fact, search the site for “applause” when compiling this document, then padded out the rest with submissions from the “Geeks Rule” category.
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Apr 18, 2016 10:48
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echopapa posted:I did, in fact, search the site for “applause” when compiling this document, then padded out the rest with submissions from the “Geeks Rule” category. Edit: You know what, I think I believe this one. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 12:23 on Apr 18, 2016 |
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Apr 18, 2016 12:11
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I feel like it's a secret competition between doc makes and the readers, where the doc makers try to hide the search terms and the readers have to try and glean what they were before the end of the episode.
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Apr 18, 2016 12:36
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I don't think the obvious searches make the docs any less fantastic, FWIW. Keep up the good work
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https://notalwaysright.com/look-into-your-heart-you-know-it-to-be-true/30867 This is the NAR post that I always think of. two "humans" loudly arguing in public, in a way that a bystander could easily jump in, and then get laid.
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Ag Bengip posted:I don't think the obvious searches make the docs any less fantastic, FWIW. Keep up the good work My favorite one of these search term episodes was the Yahoo Answers one where they searched for five exclamation marks and various mispellings of Penis.
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Apr 19, 2016 00:31
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:https://notalwaysright.com/look-into-your-heart-you-know-it-to-be-true/30867 It was fuckin' Han that said "Let the Wookiee win," not loving C-3PO! GOD! You can't even get things right in your made up story!
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Apr 19, 2016 00:38
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Waffleman_ posted:It was fuckin' Han that said "Let the Wookiee win," not loving C-3PO! the author paid for her items quickly and ran out, and now a year later, you are my wife.
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Waffleman_ posted:It was fuckin' Han that said "Let the Wookiee win," not loving C-3PO! Also, what the hell is that "*imitating Admiral Ackbar* *imitating C-3PO*" sequence like in practice? Like, there's no transition between the bits or introduction or anything. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Apr 19, 2016 |
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Apr 19, 2016 03:02
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I'm mostly just perplexed by this once-a-year arrangement with the guy's brother when you can walk into any Goodwill and pick up one of those tapes for 50 cents.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:It actually was C-3PO. Han just pointed out that Wookiees pull your arms off when they lose. (Or rather, implied that by pointing out that droids don't.) Waffleman exposed as a fraud.
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Apr 19, 2016 09:31
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And bird knees don't bend backwards, either!
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Apr 19, 2016 09:42
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hoobajoo posted:Waffleman exposed as a fraud. *stands up, applauds*
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Chexoid posted:*stands up, applauds* *Face turns red, runs out of the thread*
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Apr 19, 2016 16:24
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And that Waffleman... was Albert Einstein!
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Apr 19, 2016 18:30
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Waffleman ran away crying, having been emotionally dissected.
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Apr 19, 2016 21:58
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All Waffleman wanted was a hammer.
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Apr 20, 2016 04:47
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I got the F Plus, and no one told me there was gonna be so much audio. I was tricked into this.
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Apr 20, 2016 04:50
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What a rip-off.
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and now i'm cardholder of the month, and can borrow whatever book i want indefinitely!
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Apr 20, 2016 05:33
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People from across the city head to the library just to check me out!
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Apr 20, 2016 16:36
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That tweet is a better version of the joke you're all trying to make
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Apr 20, 2016 16:38
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That's why 9,433 people on twitter gave it their version of applause.
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I am Lemon's disappointed sigh
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