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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i have spoken to furries at length w/o buttplugs coming up in conversation.

i worked with a brony and it was upsetting.

i know where i stand.

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Internet Wizard posted:

Magic never dies

Innocence does.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

The one plushie fucker I know tells me that the ones with actual holes in them aren't very good, simply because they're impossible to clean.

I get the sense that's a minority opinion within the community, though.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i have spoken to furries at length w/o buttplugs coming up in conversation.

i worked with a brony and it was upsetting.

i know where i stand.

When I was a trainer at my old job for a group of shiny new agents, we had to get a guy canned in the first week because he had one of those digital slideshow photo frames with nothing but borderline-NWS babyfur poo poo on it. The bronies were still worse.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i have spoken to furries at length w/o buttplugs coming up in conversation.

i worked with a brony and it was upsetting.

i know where i stand.

In a shower?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Wanamingo posted:

The one plushie fucker I know.
There are just so many whys.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

TheKennedys posted:

When I was a trainer at my old job for a group of shiny new agents, we had to get a guy canned in the first week because he had one of those digital slideshow photo frames with nothing but borderline-NWS babyfur poo poo on it. The bronies were still worse.

It's like they don't have a concept of boundaries or know when poo poo is appropriate. And as I said, the furry community is so desperate to be inclusive and non-judgmental that it often refuses to tell someone "no".

I think the internet has exasperated all this behavior because you can easily find a place where anything you can imagine is acceptable, and then that ceases to be something that is kept behind doors and becomes something that they are comfortable with making an every day thing.

And the quoted post reminds me of something someone I worked with a while back told me. Her partner was an HR person at a large bank and she was dealing with a case where some one had bondage furry art up on their computer, and one of the women saw it and had complained. The employee in question claimed that their rights were being infringed upon because apparently furry porn is part of their culture.

http://imgur.com/FD2RKzw
I bet this guy will make a million bucks from that stupid thing.


Are you volunteering? Also, if you're going to pose with your sick burn shirt and collar/bracer set, make sure your fly is up.


I'm sure someone would defend it for the workmanship.


The winner here is gay hipster Orville Reddenbocker.


I find it weird that nerdy stuff that involves young men always tends to have some heavier older woman in the group.


Dude needs a sports bra, those look at least like c-cups.


Whenever I see something like this, I assume the guy has what is a well paying, but really lovely tech job that he thinks is awesome.

And I saw the worst thing. I will not repost it because I closed the tab and I'm not going to look for it. It a set of screencaps that showed a heavy older man with a mlp shirt shoving a horse shaped dildo up his rear end, an in the caps removing it, and them smearing the poo poo over his rear end.

I require massive amounts of booze now.



twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 02:25 on Apr 18, 2016

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

twistedmentat posted:


I'm sure someone would defend it for the workmanship.

Oh my god it has horse boobs.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

twistedmentat posted:



I find it weird that nerdy stuff that involves young men always tends to have some heavier older woman in the group.

Maybe its their moms?

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
What the gently caress is up with the crotch boobs thing

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

twistedmentat posted:



I find it weird that nerdy stuff that involves young men always tends to have some heavier older woman in the group.

Given my experience with fat ladies (sorry fellow fat ladies) they're probably not older. Being fat really ages women. Sometimes men as well, but it's less consistent.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

goose fleet posted:

What the gently caress is up with the crotch boobs thing

I have 10 bucks that says it's supposed to be "accurate", because horses have... ugh, never mind. I want to go erase the mental image I just had.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Wanamingo posted:

The one plushie fucker I know tells me that the ones with actual holes in them aren't very good, simply because they're impossible to clean.

I get the sense that's a minority opinion within the community, though.

Oh, please, like they're cleaning them.


Cosima posted:

Oh my god it has horse boobs.

I was so horrified about the vagina/anus that my brain was like, "hey, let's look at something else" and I assume this happened to you as well.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013



Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist

everyone in this post is rad af

Vinny Possum
Sep 21, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER

twistedmentat posted:



I find it weird that nerdy stuff that involves young men always tends to have some heavier older woman in the group.



It's because they're desperate and have given up. One (or possibly more) of those guys will end up loving one of them, fall in love, and drama will ensue which will tear the group into freakish little factions. I've lived with these kind of people, literally.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
:allears: Tell us more about how you plowed desperate fat women...

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Panfilo posted:

:allears: Tell us more about how you plowed desperate fat women...

No, don't

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Vinny Possum posted:

It's because they're desperate and have given up. One (or possibly more) of those guys will end up loving one of them, fall in love, and drama will ensue which will tear the group into freakish little factions. I've lived with these kind of people, literally.

Ugh, I cannot imagine some 20 year old weeb brony totally falling for some 49 year old overweight woman. Unless she had money and could cook him brownies and not shame him for loving his princess bloodhoof or whatever the pony flavor of the month is plushie. Actually I can totally see them having a Oedipus complex.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



these dudes rule?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

You got me, I want the first picture's hair and the bottom picture's body/s and karate skills because they definitely have A LOT of karate experience.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

twistedmentat posted:

Ugh, I cannot imagine some 20 year old weeb brony totally falling for some 49 year old overweight woman. Unless she had money and could cook him brownies and not shame him for loving his princess bloodhoof or whatever the pony flavor of the month is plushie. Actually I can totally see them having a Oedipus complex.

There's always, always someone out there who is crazy, confused, desperate, or broken enough to be an enabler, no matter how abhorrent the behavior. Look at feeders or, hey, remember that article someone posted a little while ago about the guy who spied on guests in his Motel for decades? That dude had two sperate wives, both of whom were aware of his crazy and never intervened.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Skippy McPants posted:

There's always, always someone out there who is crazy, confused, desperate, or broken enough to be an enabler, no matter how abhorrent the behavior. Look at feeders or, hey, remember that article someone posted a little while ago about the guy who spied on guests in his Motel for decades? That dude had two sperate wives, both of whom were aware of his crazy and never intervened.

That guy actually owns so that's a bad example.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

EmmyOk posted:

You got me, I want the first picture's hair and the bottom picture's body/s and karate skills because they definitely have A LOT of karate experience.

They look like they could be from Cobra Kai for sure.


Skippy McPants posted:

There's always, always someone out there who is crazy, confused, desperate, or broken enough to be an enabler, no matter how abhorrent the behavior. Look at feeders or, hey, remember that article someone posted a little while ago about the guy who spied on guests in his Motel for decades? That dude had two sperate wives, both of whom were aware of his crazy and never intervened.

I guess they can share some hobby together. I've certainly seen it the other way, some creepy older guy who has like a well paying job as a mechanic or plumber and some very unfortunate young woman who are both super into anime get together becuase he's got resources that she could never dream of and he enables each other and everyone is just creeper out and asks them not to come around them anymore.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Hey everyone here's a webcomic for you.

Red Panels: Red Pill in Webcomic Form



Plenty more hilarious knee-slappers where that came from if you click that link.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Jamesman posted:

Hey everyone here's a webcomic for you.

Red Panels: Red Pill in Webcomic Form



Plenty more hilarious knee-slappers where that came from if you click that link.

Hah, love it. Thanks for the link!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Awkward Ugly & Gross: Hah, love it.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

PCOS Bill posted:

Hah, love it. Thanks for the link!

When I found this, I immediately thought of you. In fact, I was wondering if it was your site.

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe

Jamesman posted:

When I found this, I immediately thought of you. In fact, I was wondering if it was your site.

You dropped your fedora.

LOL!

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Palisader posted:

Given my experience with fat ladies (sorry fellow fat ladies) they're probably not older. Being fat really ages women. Sometimes men as well, but it's less consistent.

I currently work in skin care. It really varies with men and women both how much being fat ages your appearance. The important thing is collagen. Some very heavy-set people look 20 years younger than they are, and some look 20 years older. The worst aging that I see tends to be the people that are very thin. The ones that look like skeletons. No collagen, no elastin, and you look like you're 100 at the age of 50. Collagen and elastin and you look like you're 20 even if you're 40.

Like you said, it's super inconsistent. Everyone is different.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Speaking of aging and people looking like skeletons, this lady's Instagram is tragic above all, but it is certainly awkward, ugly, and gross as well.

I believe she is 26 years old. Really sad.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*


I've been on the receiving end of something similar and this kind of thing is never not awkward

Wishing I had the balls to go "holy poo poo dude" like this chick instead of just awkwardly playing it off though. I am the A/U/G

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Also if you're dangerously skinny your hair will probably become weak and thin, leading more to the aged look. I was walking behind what I assumed was an elderly woman yesterday but when I saw her face she couldn't have been past her thirties.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Noyemi K posted:



I've been on the receiving end of something similar and this kind of thing is never not awkward

Wishing I had the balls to go "holy poo poo dude" like this chick instead of just awkwardly playing it off though. I am the A/U/G

*snickers and waits patiently*

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
*snickers and grabs a snickers*

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Anyone who has ever used snark or snicker should be stabbed to death. I probably used them when I was younger but I'm willing to die for the cause.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

AlbieQuirky posted:

Speaking of aging and people looking like skeletons, this lady's Instagram is tragic above all, but it is certainly awkward, ugly, and gross as well.

I believe she is 26 years old. Really sad.

I think she's trying to get better from her description? Not super sure. I'm a little uncomfortable with posting actually mentally ill people here, specifically those who are trying to get better.


It's often more sad than funny, anyway.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Having an Amazon wishlist and posting it on your blog is pretty AUG though...

Also she posts about food a lot considering she clearly doesn't eat any.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

I think that wishlist is posted so people can tip her by buying stuff from it; pretty common in the cam world actually

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I didn't actually see that, tbh.

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