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Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene




Ooh Thanet, the cradle of democracy. Was Nige delayed?

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Semprini posted:

Paxman: Did you threaten to impose a contract?
Hunt: I did not impose a contract.
x15
A fine strategy famously employed in the case of R v. Pissflaps.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Fans posted:

So if Hunt is found out to be threatening to impose a contract without any legal right to do so what happens? Is this the kind of "Unlawful" that isn't really against the law and carries no punishment?

"Found out to be" is not the issue.

He has been.

"Legally considered to be" is the issue, and I'd be shocked if he hasn't done everything entirely legally, via appropriately persuasive letters to the relevant people. He's not been personally involved in the negotiations as far as I'm aware, much as we all on both sides imply that he has been.

I'd be surprised if this works, but sometimes doing things you know will fail to get publicity is a valid tactic, like running lefties in the Labour leadership election.

And sometimes it works, like Corbyn.

I hope this is one of those times, but I don't expect it.

E: also:

Guavanaut posted:

A fine strategy famously employed in the case of R v. Pissflaps.

Like gently caress Hunt will ever agree to be interviewed by anyone again ever. Until/unless he gets the premiership, anyway.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Jose posted:

Its probably a bit much to expect mcdonnell to turn up to everyones house to talk to them about politics but labour should give it a go

McDonnnell running across the country endlessly, sleeplessly, encouraging every member of Britain to vote for Labour like a mad man spinning socialist plates.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Gonzo McFee posted:

McDonnnell running across the country endlessly, sleeplessly, encouraging every member of Britain to vote for Labour like a mad man spinning socialist plates.

Basically a description of Labour's campaigning strategy which focusses heavily on doorstepping actual people by actual people including MPs, MEPs, councillors etc. My guy leads campaigning in person regularly.

I keep meaning to try to get out and help but life conspires against me. Plus I'd be poo poo at doorstepping.

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Lt. Danger posted:

This is bad for

Maybe TIBFJC can be the DCFADP of our time.

nobodyssweetheart
Sep 26, 2015

I'm so proud my brother
is death ray panda

winegums posted:

Maybe TIBFJC can be the DCFADP of our time.

DCFADPTIBFJC

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008

thespaceinvader posted:


Like gently caress Hunt will ever agree to be interviewed by anyone again ever. Until/unless he gets the premiership, anyway.

It's not like Cameron ever answers questions - he makes statements to camera and walks off

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Haha we've got four more years of this poo poo.

I don't know about you guys but so far 2015-2020 seems like a much more amusing government to watch than the 2010-2015 one.
I'm not sure they expected a majority and it shows, they were meant to smash and grab some assets and then let Labour clean up the mess and they didn't manage to escape in time and now they're out of coalition and everything is their fault.

I hope we can have a Tory scandal every day for the next four years.

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

I'm catching up on Thursday's Question Time and mods can I get a name change to 'a proud taxpayer'? thanks in advance

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Guavanaut posted:

The punishment is life imprisonment inside the body of Jeremy Hunt.

And we finally find the circumstances that lead me to back abolishing the HRA.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

Cerv posted:

I don't think that "isn't Liz Kendall" is the great defence of Corbyn you think it is

Well, I think it's an excellent point in his favour :colbert:

Seriously though, think back to how Corbyn's responded to things like the proposed cuts to disability benefits or the Panama papers, then imagine the weak, timid, vacillating, one-the-one-hand, on-the-other-hand sort of lines that Cooper, Kendall or Burnham would have taken on the same issues.

Cuts to disability: "These cuts are mean and brutal but also Tough and Necessary and we'd do the same as the Tories, except with sad faces, because Labour is the party of compassion". Result: they look like idiots when the government u-turns a few days later.

The Panama Papers: "Questions need to be answered but we must not forget that Labour is the party of aspiration and what's more aspirational than hiding your loot in an offshore haven so you can avoid paying taxes/ hand it all down to your kids." Result: the public concludes that Labour are just as bad as the Tories.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

thespaceinvader posted:

Plus I'd be poo poo at doorstepping.

I could only do that if the householders submitted their questions and complaints in the form of a post, which I could reflect on and then reply in the same manner. I'd just have to take 2 tablets round with me, hand one to whoever answers the door, type: "Are you considering voting Labour in the upcoming elections? y/n" and then take it from there.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Cerv posted:

I don't think that "isn't Liz Kendall" is the great defence of Corbyn you think it is
true, he also isn't yvette cooper or andy burnham

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Guardian.txt posted:

Welcome to 'the worst job in the world'

Come on then, place your bets. What is the worst job in the world according to the Graun?

'My life as a Guardian moderator'

http://gu.com/p/4t44q?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

:jerkbag:

spoiler warning: in the end he says it was his favourite job ever but there's probably a bunch of lovely whining in the middle of that 10 million word article that i cba to read.

communism bitch fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Apr 18, 2016

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Oberleutnant posted:

Come on then, place your bets. What is the worst job in the world according to the Graun?

'My life as a Guardian moderator'

http://gu.com/p/4t44q?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

:jerkbag:

spoiler warning: in the end he says it was his favourite job ever but there's probably a bunch of lovely whining in the middle of that 10 million word article that i cba to read.

I mean, have you ever read a newspaper comment section?

It is worse than the Something Awful forums. :ohdear:

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
tylerthecreator.jpg

death rape etc threats are unacceptable, beyond that if you want to ban people saying nasty things from your site just do it and dont make such a martyr of yourself

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


thespaceinvader posted:

Basically a description of Labour's campaigning strategy which focusses heavily on doorstepping actual people by actual people including MPs, MEPs, councillors etc. My guy leads campaigning in person regularly.

I keep meaning to try to get out and help but life conspires against me. Plus I'd be poo poo at doorstepping.

The thing about canvassing is that it's not really about talking to people about politics, it's about showing people that the Labour Party is personally reaching out to people. When people decide how to vote, being actively asked in person by one party helps alot.

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Oberleutnant posted:

Come on then, place your bets. What is the worst job in the world according to the Graun?

'My life as a Guardian moderator'

http://gu.com/p/4t44q?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Copy_to_clipboard

:jerkbag:

spoiler warning: in the end he says it was his favourite job ever but there's probably a bunch of lovely whining in the middle of that 10 million word article that i cba to read.

Thought it was a pretty interesting article and he never claims it's a difficult job, the titles of articles are rarely chosen by the author. He does however poke fun of people who never fully read articles but race to mock them in comments. So congrats on making his point I suppose.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
drat he really caught me out for not reading that longass wall of text about his job as an internet moderator

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Oberleutnant posted:

drat he really caught me out for not reading that longass wall of text about his job as an internet moderator

If your not interested in it then why bring it up and post it here?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Mega Comrade posted:

If your not interested in it then why bring it up and post it here?

Because of the title of the srticle as a fine example of guardian.txt, idiot

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Oberleutnant posted:

Because of the title of the srticle as a fine example of guardian.txt, idiot

Now it is you that is coming across as the idiot.

The Guardian is a fine publication.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Steve2911 posted:

Now it is you that is coming across as the idiot.

The Guardian is a fine publication.

No it isn't.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Fair enough.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Oberleutnant posted:

Because of the title of the srticle as a fine example of guardian.txt, idiot

Don't sign your posts

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Pistol_Pete posted:

Well, I think it's an excellent point in his favour :colbert:

It's setting the bar low. Lots of people aren't Liz Kendall

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Lots of people are worse.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Oberleutnant posted:

Comments on the website can exceed 70,000 a day. Yes, there are trolls, but there is also wit, wisdom and a community worth fighting for, says a former moderator

I will never understand how people manage to get any sense of community out of comment sections. At least with mutated link aggregator sites like reddit you can sort of see where the ability to collect reputation points for posts encourages people to stick around long enough to start remembering each other's handles, but even there it's still largely grand tier shitposting; the vast majority of people say what they want in one post and then leave, so out of 200 posts there's nearly nobody posting twice. How do you get a community out of that?

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I remember seeing something on Facebook a while back about how the comments section on parts of the Telegraph website was full of old people having a friendly chat each day, using first names and nattering about their grandkids and whatnot.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

I remember seeing something on Facebook a while back about how the comments section on parts of the Telegraph website was full of old people having a friendly chat each day, using first names and nattering about their grandkids and whatnot.

we should register copyright Grampsnet.com immediately. I have a feeling the 65-95 demographic s going to be really marketable this quarter

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Renaissance Robot posted:

I will never understand how people manage to get any sense of community out of comment sections. At least with mutated link aggregator sites like reddit you can sort of see where the ability to collect reputation points for posts encourages people to stick around long enough to start remembering each other's handles, but even there it's still largely grand tier shitposting; the vast majority of people say what they want in one post and then leave, so out of 200 posts there's nearly nobody posting twice. How do you get a community out of that?
The Mail's comments section has something similar, with user profile pages and total number of upvotes/downvotes. I don't know if it has created any form of community though, because I'm sure it's terrible.

OvineYeast
Jul 16, 2007

Freiheit ist immer Freiheit der Andersdenkenden

Baron Corbyn posted:

Since the election made all the polling organisations rejig their sample weighting, ComRes has consistently putting out polls with the Tories around 40-42% while everyone else has been putting them around 37-38 except YouGov who've been putting them around 34-35. I think ComRes has been overestimating the Tories and YouGov has been underestimating them. Either way, this is a drop of 7 points for the Tories compared to their best ComRes poll.

Yeah this is right. Handily ComRes also puts out some rawer numbers, weighted only for demographics & recalled vote (see here: http://www.comres.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Sunday-Mirror-Independent-Political-Poll_April-2016-7241.pdf), in which Labour is ahead (and the Tories are on 28% lol).

OvineYeast fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Apr 18, 2016

Chocolate Teapot
May 8, 2009

Dabir posted:

Lots of people are worse.

"Liz Kendall isn't as bad as Hitler" - cerv

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

quote:

Jeremy Corbyn is lifting the veil on the everyday thrills of being leader of the Labour party with a newly created Snapchat account. Corbyn has become the first major British politician to sign up to the messaging app, and his first day mainly documented him grappling with town hall meetings, journalists and numerous requests for photographs from members of the public.

quote:

The account was beset by a few aesthetic teething problems, with several of the photos – including one of Corbyn tucking into a takeaway – posted the wrong way round and others slightly out of focus.
get this incompetent idiot out immediately this is a loving shambles

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Corbyn is bae.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

OvineYeast posted:

Yeah this is right. Handily ComRes also puts out some rawer numbers, weighted only for demographics & recalled vote (see here: http://www.comres.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Sunday-Mirror-Independent-Political-Poll_April-2016-7241.pdf), in which Labour is ahead (and the Tories are on 28% lol).

Conservatives are more popular with 18-24 year olds than any age bracket under 55...

Actually, that makes sense. A lot of my sister's university friends voted Tory last year because they bought into the idea that Tories are the party of working people, because they're university students and haven't had to face the soul crushing reality yet.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

OvineYeast posted:

Yeah this is right. Handily ComRes also puts out some rawer numbers, weighted only for demographics & recalled vote (see here: http://www.comres.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/Sunday-Mirror-Independent-Political-Poll_April-2016-7241.pdf), in which Labour is ahead (and the Tories are on 28% lol).

I suppose it's fair to weight it against shy tories, especially given the shittiness of the tories in the public opinion right now, but what I did find interesting was the voter retention - only 75% of Tory voters from the GE would vote Tory again, compared to 82% for Labour and UKIP. Not exactly a huge difference but notably lower than the other two.

The Glib Dems only had 57% retention. :unsmigghh:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Baron Corbyn posted:

Conservatives are more popular with 18-24 year olds than any age bracket under 55...

Actually, that makes sense. A lot of my sister's university friends voted Tory last year because they bought into the idea that Tories are the party of working people, because they're university students and haven't had to face the soul crushing reality yet.
Ban students from voting. In anything. Especially student politics.

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Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Chocolate Teapot posted:

"Liz Kendall isn't as bad as Hitler" - cerv

I wouldn't say that. Not that it isn't true, but much like "Corbyn isn't as bad as Kendall" it's not particularly enlightening praise of the subject.

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