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A_Bluenoser
Jan 13, 2008
...oh where could that fish be?...
Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

Well they were on a crib break, which means they should have been in a crib, or small tunnel off the main one. The huge drill behind them and floodlights say they were still on the main decline. Also, the one dude rolling around on the ground? They're mining gold, which means the mud he's rolling around in is probably toxic and 50/50 it's also carcinogenic. His form is excellent though.

It also looks like some of them may not be wearing their PPE properly. In many industrial workspaces that is grounds for immediate firing.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

A_Bluenoser posted:

It also looks like some of them may not be wearing their PPE properly. In many industrial workspaces that is grounds for immediate firing.

I liked that from the article, "The sacked worker said employees wore helmets, cap lamps, glasses and rescue devices during the dance to ensure they met workplace safety rules", while they took off their shirts and humped poles.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule




If I was a trucker that would be definitely on my bucket list.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Felix_Cat
Sep 15, 2008

quote:

Judge: "Who are you talking about when you talk about, "The loving old oval office with the saggy old chin".

Defendant: "Well, I guess I'm talking about you, sir."

NZ judge announces his retirement and some guy makes a not very nice comment about it on Facebook. A few days later he appears in front of that same judge for unpaid fines. You can read a transcript here.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Felix_Cat posted:

NZ judge announces his retirement and some guy makes a not very nice comment about it on Facebook. A few days later he appears in front of that same judge for unpaid fines. You can read a transcript here.

That's a proclick, thanks.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
"The Court: You're a brave soul though, aren't you?"

Bit loving rich coming from a guy who, legally, you're not really allowed to tell to go gently caress himself.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Disgusting Coward posted:

"The Court: You're a brave soul though, aren't you?"

Bit loving rich coming from a guy who, legally, you're not really allowed to tell to go gently caress himself.

Well, it is brave/stupid to publicly insult a judge when you have a shitton of unpaid fines that you're probably going to go to court for one day.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/More-than-50-people-drew-felony-drunken-driving-7241678.php#photo-9592281

Public drunken drivers, a few with manslaughter and some with underage passengers but most on 3rd or more count. Their pics would be funny if not so sad. Well they're a little funny.

blunt for century
Jul 4, 2008

I've got a bone to pick.

Next person who continues this derail about smoking on the job, or mine workers getting fired for the harlem shake, or anything tangentially related to any of the last 10 pages of derails gets a ban. You've been warned repeatedly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spxXOmBgWEk

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

I actually work currently as a valet and these guys are loving assholes, gently caress them. I wouldn't let them anywhere near my team if I could help it.

Idiots like them give other valet a bad name. We're not all that wreckless and negligent, I promise. Some of us even care about being good at what we do! :shobon:

Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 15:08 on Apr 18, 2016

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


This is not getting nearly enough love. Holy poo poo.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

MrYenko posted:

This is not getting nearly enough love. Holy poo poo.

Do those guys have a beef or was it just good natured fuckery?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

MrYenko posted:

This is not getting nearly enough love. Holy poo poo.

Reminds me of this video, where Johnny V tweets out Dave Lang's phone number during an E3 stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCFGDSqk3A8&t=2060s (Go to 34:20 if it doesn't auto-take you to there)

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/ce3gL36.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/JRXFnai.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/qgPJiu3.gifv

https://zippy.gfycat.com/CookedCommonEmeraldtreeskink.webm

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

I actually work currently as a valet and these guys are loving assholes, gently caress them. I wouldn't let them anywhere near my team if I could help it.

Idiots like them give other valet a bad name. We're not all that wreckless and negligent, I promise. Some of us even care about being good at what we do! :shobon:

I get Schadenfreude from the proud parking lot jockey.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://twitter.com/erinczeigler/status/721513545586741248

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




RIP

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

I actually work currently as a valet and these guys are loving assholes, gently caress them. I wouldn't let them anywhere near my team if I could help it.

Idiots like them give other valet a bad name. We're not all that wreckless and negligent, I promise. Some of us even care about being good at what we do! :shobon:

I feel like a valet advertising himself as technically "not wreckless" is trying to beat the system somehow.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Oh poo poo, that's Universal Orlando. I can't remember, are actual theme park employees the valets there or are they outside contractors? I know Universal loves hiring contractors from elsewhere for certain things.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

Professor Wayne posted:

I feel like a valet advertising himself as technically "not wreckless" is trying to beat the system somehow.

#NotAllValets

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Goddam that dude loving sucks

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

We're not all that wreckless

Man, awesome profession + typo combination!

MrYenko posted:

This is not getting nearly enough love. Holy poo poo.

Probably because it's several years old. Not that it's not hilarious, just that things seem to lose their edge of humor the more times people are exposed to them.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

LonsomeSon posted:

Probably because it's several years old. Not that it's not hilarious, just that things seem to lose their edge of humor the more times people are exposed to them.

Still as funny to me. Maybe you're just depressed?

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Sometimes I don't like being broke, but people who have money and cool stuff have to have valet mode on their cars because the people they pay to park the cars can't be trusted to park the cars. I don't need that kind of problem.

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Ahaha I really hope that second one was the backup cake

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

oldpainless posted:

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/More-than-50-people-drew-felony-drunken-driving-7241678.php#photo-9592281

Public drunken drivers, a few with manslaughter and some with underage passengers but most on 3rd or more count. Their pics would be funny if not so sad. Well they're a little funny.

drat but some of those people have unfortunate heads. A good percentage of those photos look like faceswap photoshops that didn't turn out right.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

oldpainless posted:

http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/More-than-50-people-drew-felony-drunken-driving-7241678.php#photo-9592281

Public drunken drivers, a few with manslaughter and some with underage passengers but most on 3rd or more count. Their pics would be funny if not so sad. Well they're a little funny.

Going through these I thought I was getting that effect you get from that GIF that cycles through the pictures of 2 celebs while you look at the center. Then it dawned on me that these people are just unfortunately proportioned. Does having a misshapen head make you more prone to drive drunk?

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Elohssa Gib posted:

Going through these I thought I was getting that effect you get from that GIF that cycles through the pictures of 2 celebs while you look at the center. Then it dawned on me that these people are just unfortunately proportioned. Does having a misshapen head make you more prone to drive drunk?

When you're dumb and attractive you get a succesful career in something that doesn't require you to be smart.

When you're dumb and ugly, you get to stay in buttfuck, georgia and become a miserably unhappy drunk.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

Your Dunkle Sans posted:

I actually work currently as a valet and these guys are loving assholes, gently caress them. I wouldn't let them anywhere near my team if I could help it.

Idiots like them give other valet a bad name. We're not all that wreckless and negligent, I promise. Some of us even care about being good at what we do! :shobon:

Personally, I prefer my valets to be wreckless.

Hulebr00670065006e
Apr 20, 2010

Is there a follow-up? :eek:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hulebr00670065006e posted:

Is there a follow-up? :eek:

Nope, looks like the actual video is only 20 seconds long as well.

I'm guessing he was fine. Well, at least better than this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2L3U9c2d50

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


RIP that floor.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
So you're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' titty sizzler?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

I don't see a problem with this, he's wearing eye protection.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Schadenfreude is on me for believing some of those "facts"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZLbntod2qE

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Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Ahaha, good god if anybody ever needed some weed it would be that man, the schadenfreude is with an attitude like that he won't be on this earth very long.

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