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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Anidav posted:

I'm feeling pretty good about this election.

I'm feeling pretty meh. At the very best we'll get shorten with greens and a bunch of independents and other 3rd party'ers holding the balance of power in the senate and possibly the house. Which is admittedly better then the status quo but still a bit hard to get all :toot: about.

... I mean don't get me wrong, I will still most likely be drunken cheering come election night if Turnbulls booted, but your allowed to get a bit over excited about the less crappy candidate winning on election nights, there are just their own thing...

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The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
If Turnbull takes a win, how long does Shorten survive as opposition leader? Alternatively, if Turnbull loses outright (not likely imo, I would think a hung parliament is more on the cards if it's anything other than an outright win), would that be enough for the Liberal Right to start getting antsy about his usefulness?

I feel like there's a bit of a toxic political climate at the moment - in the last six years we've had 4 different people in 5 stints as PM, and 3 of the last 4 changes of PM have come about as a result of party shenanigans. Leadership changes quickly turn into declining polls, which turn into another leadership change. In the parties and (imo) for the voters, there's a crisis of confidence in the top job.

The Narrator fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Apr 18, 2016

Magog
Jan 9, 2010

Anidav posted:

Watch the Unions destroy Turnbull piece by piece on TV.

THE UNIONS ARE COMING! THE UNIONS ARE COMING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpuokBQ8sXQ

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009

The Narrator posted:

If Turnbull takes a win, how long does Shorten survive as opposition leader? Alternatively, if Turnbull loses outright (not likely imo, I would think a hung parliament is more on the cards if it's anything other than an outright win), would that be enough for the Liberal Right to start getting antsy about his usefulness?

I feel like there's a bit of a toxic political climate at the moment - in the last six years we've had 4 different people in 5 stints as PM, and 3 of the last 4 changes of PM have come about as a result of party shenanigans. Leadership changes quickly turn into declining polls, which turn into another leadership change. In the parties and (imo) for the voters, there's a crisis of confidence in the top job.

If they lose, Shorten will step down, Turnbull should step down.

Magog posted:

THE UNIONS ARE COMING! THE UNIONS ARE COMING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpuokBQ8sXQ

Not an entirely poo poo ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vt4WIGYXGg

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The Narrator posted:

If Turnbull takes a win, how long does Shorten survive as opposition leader? Alternatively, if Turnbull loses outright (not likely imo, I would think a hung parliament is more on the cards if it's anything other than an outright win), would that be enough for the Liberal Right to start getting antsy about his usefulness?

I couldn't see Shorten hanging on after a loss, there would be at least a challenge. If Turnbull loses this election that would be twice he's going to an election and lost. Challenge to come from the left or right. Problem with the challenge coming from the right, who the gently caress do they still have of note to Challenge


Kevin Andrews.

LOL.

Edit:

Could easily see Turnbull just stepping down. He's not young and a three year wait won't make him any younger. Also I'm sure he's noted Abbotts popularity dive amongst conservative for sticking around, so I could actually see Turnbull just straight up retiring if he lost. Best thing he could do for his 'legacy'.

dr_rat fucked around with this message at 13:22 on Apr 18, 2016

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Julie Bishop would be opposition leader.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

dr_rat posted:

I couldn't see Shorten hanging on after a loss, there would be at least a challenge. If Turnbull loses this election that would be twice he's going to an election and lost. Challenge to come from the left or right. Problem with the challenge coming from the right, who the gently caress do they still have of note to Challenge


Kevin Andrews.

LOL.

Wait, wouldn't it still be the first time? He got booted out before the 2010 election.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Wait, wouldn't it still be the first time? He got booted out before the 2010 election.

Yeah your right. That was so many prime ministers ago its hard to keep track.

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won

Anidav posted:

Julie Bishop would be opposition leader.

Bishop, to me, seems pretty content keeping herself out of the firing line. She gets to keep her job and acts as a sort of steady hand for the party. All speculation of course, but one would think if she was interested, she would've at least put her hand up during the last knifing.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Snod. posted:

It's going to wipe out my crossbench if you know what I mean.

Something something Usher of the black rod

The Before Times
Mar 8, 2014

Once upon a time, I would have thrown you halfway to the moon for a crack like that.

The Narrator posted:

Bishop, to me, seems pretty content keeping herself out of the firing line. She gets to keep her job and acts as a sort of steady hand for the party. All speculation of course, but one would think if she was interested, she would've at least put her hand up during the last knifing.

lmao no way

then she'd be likened to Julia Gillard

most likely she'll contest the leadership when the LNP next loses an election

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Anidav posted:

Julie Bishop would be opposition leader.

Yeah, if they were smart, but as she's from the left of the liberal party, as far as the right would be concerned I doubt they would consider it any improvement.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
read David Marr's quarterly essay on Bill Shorten, he wont step down when he loses, he will make the party sack him, he has wanted to be PM since forever which makes it all the more delicious that he won't ever get the job.

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009
Bishop is from WA.

She won't be leader.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

EvilElmo posted:

If they lose, Shorten will step down, Turnbull should step down.


Not an entirely poo poo ad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vt4WIGYXGg

That ice dealer is surprisingly well groomed.

Negligent
Aug 20, 2013

Its just lovely here this time of year.
a person who sells frozen water has more rights than a corrupt construction worker

a good commercial

Snod.
Oct 3, 2014

hooman posted:

That ice dealer is surprisingly well groomed.

About as smug as most ice dealers I've seen though.

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009

hooman posted:

That ice dealer is surprisingly well groomed.

Dealer, not user.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

EvilElmo posted:

Dealer, not user.

Every drug dealer I've met hasn't looked like a well groomed hipster.

Except for the well groomed hipster who sold hand grown artisnal weed.

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Negligent posted:

read David Marr's quarterly essay on Bill Shorten, he wont step down when he loses, he will make the party sack him, he has wanted to be PM since forever which makes it all the more delicious that he won't ever get the job.

Gosh that sounds familiar

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

I still remember Marr's QE on Abbott before he was elected, when he says he asked Abbott off the record why he wanted to be PM, and wrote "I deeply wish I could tell you what he said." Maddeningly tantalising.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Do you think Barnaby wrote the script for the Johhny Depp video?

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Snod. posted:

About as smug as most ice dealers I've seen though.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Ey Tone can you give ol Bill some of them election winning pingas.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Queensland, where as always, stupidity is a virtue worth fighting for:

"Plan to increase cannabis penalties to match harder drugs under attack posted:

Plans by the Queensland government to increase penalties for cannabis possession and trafficking to match those for “harder” drugs has been described by drug policy experts as a “retrograde” and “uninformed” step.

The Queensland attorney general, Yvette D’Ath, is expected to introduce the proposed reform to the state’s anti-drug laws by the middle of the year, as part of reforms recommended in a report on the Organised Crime Commission of Inquiry.
Synthetic cannabis trial to treat Victorian children with epilepsy
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If passed, the reforms will be introduced as Queensland prepares to hold clinical trials on the use of medical marijuana, after announcing it would join New South Wales and Victoria in potentially allowing the legal use of the drug.

The Commission of Inquiry report, released last month, recommended that the Drugs Misuse Act 1986 and supporting Drugs Misuse Regulations 1987 be amended to remove the distinction between schedule one and schedule two drugs. As the law currently stands, offences like trafficking for schedule one drugs – such as heroin, cocaine and methylamphetamine – carry a maximum penalty of 25 years, while the same offence for a schedule two drug – like cannabis, ketamine or morphine – carries a maximum penalty of 25 years.

The proposed changes would not affect the quantities of each drug that trigger a higher penalty.

In a report outlining its response to the commission’s 43 recommendations, the Queensland government said that removing the distinction between “hard” and “soft” drugs would simplify enforcement.

“A one-schedule drug regime will remove any risk of inconsistency in the scheduling of substances and provide for a more readily transparent penalty regime, which may enhance its deterrent value,” the government response said.
Synthetic drugs death: police say using is 'a gamble with your life'
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The Palaszczuk government has said it would accept 35 of the 43 recommendations in full and five in principle, with two recommendations still awaiting response. Only one recommendation, requiring all documents in drug cases to be provided in hardcopy form, was rejected outright.

Dr David Caldicott, a drug and alcohol expert from Australian National University, said increasing penalties for cannabis possession had no evidentiary basis and contradicted the advice of Australian and global drug experts.

“I’d like to know what tea leaves or entrails they divined to find the answers to these questions because it’s certainly not in the published drug and alcohol literature,” Caldicott told Guardian Australia.

“It doesn’t seem to me to be the kind of policy that any expert worth their salt would endorse. “It’s a retrograde, uninformed, scientifically questionable, but not entirely unexpected for Australia.”

Gino Vumbaca, the president of Harm Reduction Australia, said it was wrong to suggest that the harm caused by cannabis use was equal to the harm caused by “harder” drugs like methamphetamines. For young people and Indigenous Australians, the two groups with the highest cannabis usage, Vumbaca said the risk of harm from higher penalties was greater than the risk of harm from the drug itself.

“One of the greatest harms they face is being arrested and charged,” he said. “That provides a lifelong harm for job opportunities and travel opportunities.”

D’Ath said the proposed reform would make penalties for drug offences more transparent.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

dr_rat posted:

Queensland, where as always, stupidity is a virtue worth fighting for:

Haha I can even see the thought process "omg Victoria has medicinal cannabis, we'll probably SUPPLY them, we must nip that in the bud hawhahw", good old Qld always the wrong side of history.

I agree, Mal will quit if he loses the election, he doesn't need this poo poo. Bill will indeed make an exit painful, and both parties have Buckleys of anyone remotely competent to be PM. Bishop will always stay away. It's parps all the way down.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
http://www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/transcripts/s4445590.htm

Good Mediawatch on the child kidnapping thing.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
I'm already double disillusioned though.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
Do we have a new prime minister yet

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Skellybones posted:

Do we have a new prime minister yet

Not according to Negligent.

Axel Ferguson
Apr 19, 2008

Skellybones posted:

Do we have a new prime minister yet

Yes, and it's Malcolm Turnbull, because, if newspapers are anything to go by, there is a need for a budget surplus among people. Macroeconomics and fiscal policy be damned. Which fits nicely with LNP branding.

Am I wrong in identifying this as an important if not the most important perceived problem?

AgentF
May 11, 2009
I honestly believe that the media in this country is extremely harmful to political discourse, framing every discussion in terms that are favourable to the LNP. I see the ALP as having to play against a stacked deck each and every election.

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service
People believe the LNP are better at economic management despite plenty of evidence to the contrary.

It mostly stems from Howard riding the mining boom and Labor inheriting that mess at the same time the GFC came along.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Hahahahaha australia made johhny depp and his wife appologize on video like its loving north korea or something?

Hahahahahaha

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

hakimashou posted:

Hahahahaha australia made johhny depp and his wife appologize on video like its loving north korea or something?

Hahahahahaha

Were they actually forced to? Shame whoever decided upon it didn't realise everyone would immediately take the piss out of it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Barnaby was behind the camera with a .22 pointed at them, you know it's true.

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Zenithe posted:

Were they actually forced to? Shame whoever decided upon it didn't realise everyone would immediately take the piss out of it.

I think it was more along the lines of their lawyer advising them that a public statement would assist with the sentencing.

LibertyCat
Mar 5, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois
The household budget analogy is easy for people to understand - the best way to fight it is to convert the debt to the homeloan and the GDP to the household budget. No-one panics if they have a homeloan they could pay off with a few months of bills. Then mention how we're way better off than most other countries anyway.

I'm still preferencing the libs because I don't want the Greens to have a skerrick of power.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
I paid off my household debts with currency I printed myself



household surplus, bitches

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Birdstrike posted:

I paid off my household debts with bitcoins

good value odds crypto currencies get a mention in the budget

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