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quote:Sorry, I didn't read the whole article - if I had, I would have known that the vegetable in question was shoved up his rear end by the future newspaper article "Doctors remove 18-inch cassava from man who tried to use it as a sex toy." Thus securing its own existence. That's some evocative butt stuff.
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a goon posted:Sorry, I didn't read the whole article - if I had, I would have known that the vegetable in question was shoved up his rear end by the future newspaper article "Doctors remove 18-inch cassava from man who tried to use it as a sex toy." the buttstrap paradox
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# ? Apr 15, 2016 21:06 |
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More butt stuff.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 01:53 |
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Say Nothing posted:More butt stuff. The last time I had a cinnamon roll can explode in my butt I did NOT have that expression.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 02:43 |
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dumb. posted:The last time I had a cinnamon roll can explode in my butt I did NOT have that expression. I am not really confident, but I think it is a man whose butt was exploded by a cinnamon roll can and he seems 😬.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 03:39 |
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Or it's a fake headline
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 04:48 |
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Fake headlines and Sunday Sport stories get a pass for the faces.
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 06:11 |
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zakharov posted:Or it's a fake headline
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# ? Apr 16, 2016 06:50 |
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Article is old, but I recently shared it with a friend and thought the thread might find this little local mystery interesting. http://qctimes.com/news/opinion/edi...1cc4c03286.html A black woman in Iowa starts wearing extremely heavy white clown makeup at all times when she is outside of the house, doing so for about 50 years up until her death. She never would tell anyone why, including her relatives. People here still talk about her - mostly good. Some of my friends had experiences of being afraid of her as children, but she was a very warm personality when you talked to her.
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 01:09 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWFosb98Kec
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# ? Apr 17, 2016 12:44 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 01:46 |
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They knew exactly what they were doing when they wrote that headline.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 12:14 |
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Is there anything dogs can't do?
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 12:23 |
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Plz don't dox [b]Morally Inept[b].
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 13:32 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 16:47 |
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Are they baffled by the appearance of a duvet filled with coconuts or that someone mistook that for a dead animal? I could see it going either way. What animal, alive or dead, resembles a duvet of coconuts or vice versa? Was it an animal print duvet? Were the reports all by the same person or multiple people? How many coconuts? Are they still edible? Were they taken away as evidence? I have so many questions.
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 23:47 |
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I suspect the answer is "All of the above"
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# ? Apr 18, 2016 23:54 |
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Here's a strange editorial I just found, about parrots and from an 1877 issue of the New York Times. This guy is really mad about parrots. And parrot schools. And barbers. And Mr. W. B. Cooper.quote:PARROTS. http://timesmachine.nytimes.com/timesmachine/1877/09/29/80663314.html?pageNumber=4 originally published Sept. 29, 1877
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 03:48 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Here's a strange editorial I just found, about parrots and from an 1877 issue of the New York Times. This guy is really mad about parrots. And parrot schools. And barbers. And Mr. W. B. Cooper. Found a picture of the writer:
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 04:08 |
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Please, please, please, I beseech you, O LORD, let this be real.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 06:22 |
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It's not. http://www.snopes.com/suicide-black-star-wars-character/ Come on Say Nothing, I know it's your thread but there's not even anything humorous there. it's just an absence of news or comedy
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 07:42 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:It's not. http://www.snopes.com/suicide-black-star-wars-character/ dsyp
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 07:44 |
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Hogge Wild posted:dsyp Here Trump mistakenly cites 7-Eleven instead of 9/11 https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...ml?tid=pm_pop_b
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 07:47 |
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Aesop Poprock posted:Here In all fairness, I have done the same thing.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 07:54 |
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depression and suicide is funny, if the depressed person fixates on something bad.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 08:04 |
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Tiberius Thyben posted:In all fairness, I have done the same thing. unlike you, I never forget.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 08:07 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Here's a strange editorial I just found, about parrots and from an 1877 issue of the New York Times. This guy is really mad about parrots. And parrot schools. And barbers. And Mr. W. B. Cooper. I like the bit where the educated parrots would become politicians "especially since women have already led the way".
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 09:30 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:depression and suicide is funny, if the depressed person fixates on something bad. may I remind you, #killallmen
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Here's a strange editorial I just found, about parrots and from an 1877 issue of the New York Times. This guy is really mad about parrots. And parrot schools. And barbers. And Mr. W. B. Cooper. That's amazing, reads like an SA frontpage article. Some people back then had a good sense of humor.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 12:24 |
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i assume those are two unrelated sentences
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 13:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl2rkCEr3U4
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 19:04 |
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Florida Kid opened his own surgery and treated patients. And he looked like this. How did anyone ever believe he was an actual doctor?
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 16:11 |
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schadenfraud posted:Florida Once you get old enough that the doctors all look younger than you, that's not really something you can judge anymore. To me he doesn't look any different from half the doctors I've seen in the last few years, I would absolutely be fooled if I didn't have other reasons to doubt his credentials.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 16:34 |
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Some people just look really young, you know, and you wouldn't want to be rude to a doctor.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 16:41 |
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If my doc showed up with that hairstyle, I'd find a new one.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 16:44 |
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Wait, you're saying Doogie Howser, M.D. wasn't a documentary?
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 16:59 |
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'Thousands of pounds' worth of Nintendo games stolen from lorry in Northamptonshire http://www.videogamer.com/wiiu/star_fox_zero/news/thousands_of_pounds_worth_of_nintendo_games_stolen_from_lorry_in_northamptonshire.html Video games are serious business. Apparently this isn't the first time, either. quote:The theft follows less than a year after a lorry load of Wii U shooter Splatoon and various Amiibo figures were stolen from Nintendo.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 16:20 |
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AlphaKretin posted:'Thousands of pounds' worth of Nintendo games stolen from lorry in Northamptonshire Why would you leave something small enough to steal and worth thousands of pounds overnight in a canvas-covered truck? Seems pretty easy to break in to.
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Mister Adequate posted:Once you get old enough that the doctors all look younger than you, that's not really something you can judge anymore. To me he doesn't look any different from half the doctors I've seen in the last few years, I would absolutely be fooled if I didn't have other reasons to doubt his credentials. On top of that pleasant phenomenon (my GP is younger than I am, and my mom's was in my grade in high school) my local hospital is a university hospital, so half the people I end up seeing in any given appointment are student doctors in their early 20s.
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