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Tarantula posted:Ahaha, good god if anybody ever needed some weed it would be that man, the schadenfreude is with an attitude like that he won't be on this earth very long. No the real schadenfreude is that he's a man in his mid to late 40s, plays video games for a living, and his only social interaction in the world is with 12yr olds.
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I Am Crake posted:When you're dumb and attractive you get a succesful career in something that doesn't require you to be smart. Hey now, those people were in San Antonio, not Georgia. I think it's the lens on the mug shot camera that makes all of them look wall-eyed. Maybe it's a wide angle and stretches everything. Or we all look like that drunk.
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It's past your bedtime, time for lights out buddy http://i.imgur.com/jgIzdXV.webm
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's past your bedtime, time for lights out buddy I watch MMA just to see how aggressively the ref tries to get between the fighters on a knockout.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I don't see a problem with this, he's wearing eye protection. No hi-vis.
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It's like some strange women's Soccer(?!?) version of the Harlem Globetrotters, and that one Washington General is fed up with this poo poo.
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 Never Forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aj_IsiMA4G4
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's past your bedtime, time for lights out buddy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgcB7Lkvp44
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Thats a double dose On the one hand, getting owned at soccer; and then getting owned for being a show off, good poo poo
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Some guy in Austin TX claimed Whole Foods wrote Fag on his "love wins" cake. He released a picture as well as opened a lawsuit.  Turns out the guy who made and gave him the cakes is also gay and Whole Foods released security footage showing the label was on top of his cake, not on the side as in his picture. Oh and the writing Colour and everything is totally different. And they are going to sue his rear end back into the closet. http://m.statesman.com/news/business/whole-foods-taking-legal-action-against-cake-accus/nq7qt/ Beauty.
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Chicken Doodle posted:Some guy in Austin TX claimed Whole Foods wrote Fag on his "love wins" cake. He released a picture as well as opened a lawsuit. He checked the cake at a stoplight? I doubt that. He is going to get eviscerated in court for that poo poo piping job. Amazing.
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Chicken Doodle posted:Beauty. Oh hot drat, this one feels so good. gently caress that guy and everyone who fakes poo poo to get attention on the Internet. Whatever happened to the crying-in-her-car gal who posted a video saying that she'd just been at Walmart and her cashier's mom died? Last I heard she responded to Walmart's insistence that it never happened by doubling down  "And it was so sad!" "Ma'am, this never happened. We watched the video. We talked to the cashier you were with. His mom is fine and he wasn't being yelled at by anybody." "Nuh huh! It really did happen! maybe it was at another walmart or maybe a few weeks ago or"
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Is it really running 3-1 in favor of "wheel barrel" these days
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MorgaineDax posted:
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It was probably all plastic except the frame.
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Wait I don't get it - is this a "trouble brewing" thing? Does eating a bunch of applesauce give you really bad shits?
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Cobweb Heart posted:Wait I don't get it - is this a "trouble brewing" thing? Does eating a bunch of applesauce give you really bad shits? Yes it does, and poop jokes are still funny to me 
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Cobweb Heart posted:Wait I don't get it - is this a "trouble brewing" thing? Does eating a bunch of applesauce give you really bad shits? Uh...yes. Apples (sauce, juice, etc.) are a mild laxative. A large quantity of a mild laxative is a recipe for trouble.
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SPIDER-MAN INJURES INNOCENT PARKGOER
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Cobweb Heart posted:Wait I don't get it - is this a "trouble brewing" thing? Does eating a bunch of applesauce give you really bad shits? Way back when, my parents - a young, happy married couple with their first baby - decided to go on a little road trip. They were so happy to find my brother loved apple juice and would happily sit quietly for hours if he had apple juice! Pull in for lunch somewhere and they discover that lo and behold, he was practically swimming in a little soupy, syrupy lake of apple juice tainted pee. Lessons were learned for us future children!
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13Pandora13 posted:Uh...yes. Apples (sauce, juice, etc.) are a mild laxative. A large quantity of a mild laxative is a recipe for trouble. Oh.... I had no idea  That's funny as hell! I can't believe that hasn't come up in real life and embarrassed me yet.
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Cobweb Heart posted:Oh.... I had no idea It's never too late to down a gallon of apple sauce my friend
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Former used car salesman and senile dwarf Bernie Ecclestone had some choice things to say during a recent interview:quote:Speaking to businessman Sir Martin Sorrell at an Advertising Week Europe conference, the 85-year-old said he does not think women would be "taken seriously" in [Formula 1]. http://www.bbc.com/sport/formula1/36086363 Hitler
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Subjunctive posted:Why is this video popping up every 20 posts all of the sudden? Isn't it years old? It appeared on the front page of Imgur yesterday so I guess people are spotting it and reposting it here without checking if anyone beat them to it. I very nearly posted it until I remembered it'd been posted not that long ago.
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13Pandora13 posted:Uh...yes. Apples (sauce, juice, etc.) are a mild laxative. A large quantity of a mild laxative is a recipe for trouble. Personal shadenfreude for the thread: In a church youth group many years back we were doing a weekend retreat on church grounds to raise awareness and money for homelessness. We had nothing to do one night and decided to pass the time playing Spoons (drinking game). Since we were all underage and living off donated food for the weekend, we ended up drinking full cups of apple juice. To make it more interesting, we had the bathrooms nearby locked until a candle burned past a certain point. None of us knew apple juice was a laxative. About 11 losses in I thought I was going to die.
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Subjunctive posted:Why is this video popping up every 20 posts all of the sudden? Isn't it years old? Looks like some one doesn't "get" PYF
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