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oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

kasich has a tiny lead in the first 1000ish votes from manhattan

buckel

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

It's probably a good thing that Ted Cruz is not in NY tonight.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/722594353445609472

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

oystertoadfish posted:

kasich has a tiny lead in the first 1000ish votes from manhattan

buckel

kasich tries to hold back the darkness with a single lit match

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

He's about to win a huge primary, but there are other things on his mind.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/722589315923054592

He's not wrong about CNN, especially if Jeblady is still on there.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
I hope noted zoophile Ted Cruz doesn't gently caress pizza rat as an act of revenge

Vile
Aug 28, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
74% LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

71.8%

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

https://twitter.com/PatrickRuffini/status/722593954231934976

not looking good for complete trump victory

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

Future simultaneous Treasury Secretary / Fed Chair / Ambassador to Japan / Ambassador to China / US Trade Representative.

https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/722591243063189506

Donald's "chosen finance Jew" proves he knows how to pander to white supremacists in the same way that Calvin Candie talks up Black Hercules.


E: if Trump breaks 65% you're gonna see some serious poo poo

Oiled and Ready has issued a correction as of 02:21 on Apr 20, 2016

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/722592772096724997

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/722595488172793857


lmao

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:lol: if Trump gets 70%

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

we'll see. Trump probably picks up 50% majority in a district or two at 46% average. I'd imagine 91-93.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

i can imagine the lines of prisoners lining the stairs all the way to the observation deck, where Trump sits on his throne while his tlamacazqui Ben Carson and Chris Christie carve their hearts from their chests

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Something to keep in mind: because of demographics, Trump always starts with a significantly higher percentage reported than he ends up with.

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

:lol: if Trump gets 70%

If Kasich wasn't in he would get around 85%-90% lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Not only might Trump break 70%, Cruz could very well finish 3rd tonight.

40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


[–]DarkSummit90 Virginia [score hidden] a minute ago

Enough with these negative comments. Bernie WILL win this state. I don't care what the numbers say.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

Not only might Trump break 70%, Cruz could very well finish 3rd tonight.

And he's not gonna do much better next week. I love that every time Ted Cruz looks like he has some sort of momentum, reality comes along to poo poo on him.

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.
The NYT voting results website is so great

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
This along with next week are really gonna bolster Trump's morale and narrative. He might even win Indiana after that too since it's so rust belt, but it's up in the air.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Please post Bernie meltdowns here.

Please post that Goku comic doing the *click*

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

nyt has a precinct map of nyc btw
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/19/us/elections/new-york-city-republican-primary-results.html#11/40.7100/-73.9800

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Jewel Repetition posted:

This along with next week are really gonna bolster Trump's morale and narrative. He might even win Indiana after that too since it's so rust belt, but it's up in the air.

Anyone but Cruz.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Jewel Repetition posted:

This along with next week are really gonna bolster Trump's morale and narrative. He might even win Indiana after that too since it's so rust belt, but it's up in the air.

If he wins every state up until Indiana I put his chance of victory there at Trump percent

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Jewel Repetition posted:

This along with next week are really gonna bolster Trump's morale and narrative. He might even win Indiana after that too since it's so rust belt, but it's up in the air.

Indiana is also the birthplace of the KKK and in many areas it shows, so that's something to keep in mind.

RedQueen
Apr 21, 2007

It takes all the running you can do just to stay in the same place.

538 posted:

There was a lot of blood spilled over how a few Republican voters could have a big sway in New York’s 15th congressional district in the overwhelmingly Democratic Bronx. Well, 8 percent of District 15 is now reporting. Trump is leading 14 to 8 over Cruz, with Kasich at just 4. Just to be clear — that’s actual number of votes, not percentages.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Guess all those Bronx restaurant visits didn't help prop up Kasichmentum.

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
HMMMM Why hasn't the Democratic front-runner's home state also been called for her yet???

Sad!

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Oiled and Ready posted:

Indiana is also the birthplace of the KKK and in many areas it shows, so that's something to keep in mind.

So Cruz should win since Trump has nothing in common with the KKK. Cruz on the other hand uses gay people as target practice for his knife throwing like in that kids movie with the monster...

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
The precinct in Williamsburg next to mine went 2-1 Ted Cruz. That's 3 whole votes for the GOP. The one to the north was 100% Trump with 3 entire votes as well

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
LORD PRESIDENT TRUMP AND FIRST LADY MELANIA HAVE ARRIVED!!!

VICTORY SPEECH INCOMING!!!

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
"We'll just open the microphones and let this happen."

One benefit to this whole Trump thing is how much he aggravates the talking heads

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
trump walking out to New York is perfect

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
It could all come down to Indiana, since it's had absolute zero polling, a hefty 57 delegate payout, and a winner-take-most system that's more weighted than New York's (it has no thresholds, the same way Wisconsin did it).

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Trump playin' Sinatra is p aces.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

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Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007
what a low energy USA chant

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