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Alighieri
Dec 10, 2005


:dukedog:

fyodor posted:

Nice to have confirmation Richard has had hair plugs.

Don't forget the teeth whitening.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Alighieri posted:

Don't forget the teeth whitening.

HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS TEETH WHITENED! :argh:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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And the top of his head shaved off by the earth

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Hammond is probably the least likable, to me. He is duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb, even before the brain injury. You can tell he can't keep up intellectually with the other two and Clarkson is dumb as a sack of hammers already.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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What I like about Hammond is that he's able to rattle off a string of extemporaneous invective like nobody's business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_ZUKcI8gXw

Carlin-esque.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Data Graham posted:

What I like about Hammond is that he's able to rattle off a string of extemporaneous invective like nobody's business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_ZUKcI8gXw

Carlin-esque.

You know he had to memorize those lines. He does not actually have personality.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


...people still don't realise this show is scripted? loving hell guys.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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88h88 posted:

...people still don't realise this show is scripted? loving hell guys.

Semi-scripted. Fully scripted would be more work than they could muster.

Foxtrot_13
Oct 31, 2013
Ask me about my love of genocide denial!

fyodor posted:

Hammond is probably the least likable, to me. He is duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb, even before the brain injury. You can tell he can't keep up intellectually with the other two and Clarkson is dumb as a sack of hammers already.

Clarkson was instrumental in making one of the most popular tv shows in the world and when not playing the character of Jezzer Clarkson Sun Reader he is actually quite smart, just watch him in QI for example.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Foxtrot_13 posted:

Clarkson was instrumental in making one of the most popular tv shows



in the world.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Cojawfee posted:

They were banned in the US in the 90s because American children are idiots.
They're banned under legislation that dates to sometime like the early 1900s, when people were selling chocolate bars with the toy moulded into them, which clearly is a ridiculous choking hazard. As the wording is chocolate with toys inside, the Kinder egg gets caught by it.

Crash74
May 11, 2009

88h88 posted:

...people still don't realise this show is scripted? loving hell guys.

And that obelisk burnout was totally not done on a closed road with permits, a poo poo ton of production staff, paramedic and police escort and crowd control? Or done on multiple takes to get cool shots of rubber burning? You mean to tell me that all the hub-bub is not a lame marketing ploy to get me to watch this show? :psyboom:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


InitialDave posted:

They're banned under legislation that dates to sometime like the early 1900s, when people were selling chocolate bars with the toy moulded into them, which clearly is a ridiculous choking hazard. As the wording is chocolate with toys inside, the Kinder egg gets caught by it.

I remember a few toys like Asterix and Obelix figures - nothing as insane as a plane you can fly!

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Foxtrot_13 posted:

Clarkson was instrumental in making one of the most popular tv shows in the world and when not playing the character of Jezzer Clarkson Sun Reader he is actually quite smart, just watch him in QI for example.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HK8kmbIxeM

inkjet_lakes
Feb 9, 2015

InitialDave posted:

Noel Edmonds is one of the men of Top Gear.

Yeah he and Evans have had a fairly similar career arc, albeit not in the same order - Radio 1 stardom, increasingly credulous light entertainment, poor business choices, public ridicule and unlikely resurrection, with some Top Gear thrown in along the way. Not sure who the 80's equivalent of Billie Piper would have been though...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

inkjet_lakes posted:

Not sure who the 80's equivalent of Billie Piper would have been though...

I really, really want to make a Doctor Who joke here but I think I'll let the opportunity pass.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

inkjet_lakes posted:

Not sure who the 80's equivalent of Billie Piper would have been though...

It's the BBC so, Billie Piper.

Aztech
May 30, 2009

Shrapnig posted:

It's the BBC so, Billie Piper.

:vince:

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Wait, why are we not talking about how Stephen Fry was one of the original Top Gear presenters?

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...

Shrapnig posted:

It's the BBC so, Billie Piper.

:drat:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Shrapnig posted:

It's the BBC so, Billie Piper.

Oh, that's good.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Shrapnig posted:

It's the BBC so, Billie Piper.

:perfect:

inkjet_lakes
Feb 9, 2015

Shrapnig posted:

It's the BBC so, Billie Piper.

Nice. The Never Mind the Buzzcocks team got in trouble when she appeared on there as a teenager after inadvertently discussing what they wanted to get up to with her, not realising her Mum was in the room.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


inkjet_lakes posted:

Nice. The Never Mind the Buzzcocks team got in trouble when she appeared on there as a teenager after inadvertently discussing what they wanted to get up to with her, not realising her Mum was in the room.

And the BBC were quoted to say "Never mind 'Never mind the buzzcocks' "

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/724258179203403776

I'd love to be driving that car on that road.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Forgive my ignorance. But what car is it? Can it be a new Dacia?

Humbug
Dec 3, 2006
Bogus
Ford Focus RS

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
With no boost :(

Qmass
Jun 3, 2003

Roads with ~1.5 lanes and you can't see very far ahead are my nightmare, as nice as the countryside is in that photo, I could not enjoy driving there...

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Qmass posted:

Roads with ~1.5 lanes and you can't see very far ahead are my nightmare, as nice as the countryside is in that photo, I could not enjoy driving there...

Country roads like that are certainly nerve wracking. At night it's not that bad because at least you have headlights to spot barreling down the lane towards you. Daytime though? Yeah good luck with that. A friend of mine lives out in the countryside and the lane up by him has had huge 5ft deep ditches dug out either side of the single lane road to aid with flood protection and gently caress me is it off-putting.

Shout out to Irish country lanes where every driver you meet coming the other way is living the rally car driver dream and going 90mph everywhere because they know the roads.

Grumpwagon
May 6, 2007
I am a giant assfuck who needs to harden the fuck up.

88h88 posted:

Country roads like that are certainly nerve wracking. At night it's not that bad because at least you have headlights to spot barreling down the lane towards you. Daytime though? Yeah good luck with that. A friend of mine lives out in the countryside and the lane up by him has had huge 5ft deep ditches dug out either side of the single lane road to aid with flood protection and gently caress me is it off-putting.

Shout out to Irish country lanes where every driver you meet coming the other way is living the rally car driver dream and going 90mph everywhere because they know the roads.

Yeah, we went to Ireland on vacation when I was in high school with my family, and no one would sit in the front seat because we were all convinced some rally guy would slam in to us coming the other way.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Grumpwagon posted:

Yeah, we went to Ireland on vacation when I was in high school with my family, and no one would sit in the front seat because we were all convinced some rally guy would slam in to us coming the other way.

That fear is not entirely unfounded, I have a lot of family over there and any time they take us anywhere it's at speed. loving terrifying.

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE

davebo posted:

Did they actually do doughnuts around the memorial or was it just down the street from it, and the problem was it was there in the background from the angle they were shooting. If that's the case it'd be more like drifting around the circle on Memorial Ave at the end of the Arlington Memorial Bridge, which frankly would be awesome.

Uhm this is a great idea.

Jealous Cow
Apr 4, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I did a road trip through Ireland last year (I'm American), Dublin-Cork-Kilkenny-Shannon-dingle-that windmill-cliffs of mohair-Galway-Dublin over 4 days. Some of that driving was terrifying, and other drivers seemed suicidal.

At the airport Hertz tried to upgrade me from the tiny clown car I picked and I refused, wanting the smallest car possible, which really confused the dude at the counter.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
In case you're interested (or not), Top Gear America returns tomorrow night on the History Channel.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
What? I figured it was canceled since there hasn't been anything in two years.

BurgerQuest
Mar 17, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mister Kingdom posted:

In case you're interested (or not), Top Gear America returns tomorrow night on the History Channel.

Just when you thought the History Channel couldn't get even less off-topic...

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Cojawfee posted:

What? I figured it was canceled since there hasn't been anything in two years.
I checked, and it's been off the air for a year and a half. I assumed it was cancelled too.

Anyway, here's the first three episodes (two tomorrow night, the third next week):

quote:

Rubicon Trail
In the Season 7 premiere, the guys travel to California's Sierra Nevada Mountains to photo map the Rubicon Trail and present their images at Google headquarters.

quote:

America vs. Europe
The guys debate what country makes the best car, including Italy, Germany, the United Kingdom and the United States.

quote:

24 Hours of Budget Racing
To prove anyone can race on a budget, the guys compete in a grueling 24-hour endurance race in which every car costs less than $500.

They have the potential to not be too bad, but we'll see.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Wasn't the last time a US car show tried an endurance race The Car Show with Adam Carolla and Matt Farrah? That show as so bad they only ever made one episode. Also they crashed 40 minutes into their race. I remember they tried to cram too many segments into one episode.

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Grater
Jul 11, 2001
Might seem like a nice guy, but cross me once...

nmfree posted:

They have the potential to not be too bad, but we'll see.
It's gotten slightly better since they abandoned the studio and just do challenges. Problem is the only one I like is Rutledge, Tanner is ok, I mean he's at least a professional driver but he's so boring. The comedian guy is just horrible though. It's better than nothing though, sorta like my top gear methadone until I can access the good poo poo again.

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