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Monkey fails. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWjMlCJnCas I love the give-no-shits orang-utan at the very start. But you can see why a lot of the monkeys in tourist spots are such dicks - they get teased by loving dickheads.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Monkey fails. If slow humans with open bags of chips stop coming around, those monkeys are going extinct.
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Subjunctive posted:Why is this video popping up every 20 posts all of the sudden? Isn't it years old? It's old, but it never gets old. Like "Go! BWAH!" or Dickbutt.
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Kangaroos are incredibly stupid creatures, they'll stand at the edge of a straight road for ages and watch a car drive towards them and then they'll hop out at the last second and get hit. Now if they were small critters that would be one thing but a fully grown kangaroo will always destroy a car. You know, if you're not left stranded in the middle of nowhere with a phone that can't get a signal/is not charged because then you're pretty much hosed.
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Sounds like they're pretty awesome insurance scammers and/or pranksters to me. Very dedicated, anyways.
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Testekill posted:Kangaroos are incredibly stupid creatures, they'll stand at the edge of a straight road for ages and watch a car drive towards them and then they'll hop out at the last second and get hit. Now if they were small critters that would be one thing but a fully grown kangaroo will always destroy a car. I heard (don't quote me but it was from an actual palaentologist) that kangaroos used to have a predator that would chase them down and attack from the side, so if they got out ahead of the predator, they wouldn't get taken. This stops working when the threat is a car moving at 110km/h.
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Apr 20, 2016 12:22
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Holy poo poo, he wasn't holding back with that roundhouse
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7/11 was a part time job.
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Testekill posted:Holy poo poo, he wasn't holding back with that roundhouse And still didn't even knock her down.
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Shes like The Beast from Kung Fu Hustle
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Well, he didn't run into the pole:
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ratbert90 posted:7/11 was a part time job. 
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Just need the first three panels and this is good to go.
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Gorilla Salad posted:Monkey fails. I lost it at the monkey's little legs when he was running off with the egg. drat he's fast.
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Testekill posted:Kangaroos are incredibly stupid creatures, they'll stand at the edge of a straight road for ages and watch a car drive towards them and then they'll hop out at the last second and get hit. Now if they were small critters that would be one thing but a fully grown kangaroo will always destroy a car. So they're deer.
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Whoops! A UK ISP (BT) accidentally has every sent email from their customers direct to one random guy for a short period of time. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/04/19/bounceback_blunder_borks_bt_boxes/
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Ragequit posted:Whoops! A UK ISP (BT) accidentally has every sent email from their customers direct to one random guy for a short period of time. Bounceback Blunder Borks BT Boxes is probably one of the best article titles I've read.
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Paladinus posted:Bounceback Blunder Borks BT Boxes is probably one of the best article titles I've read. Missed a chance to throw in BLIMEY, but otherwise great.
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quote:On the night of the incident, Mr Lloyd and his best friend Andy Hutchinson were walking towards a taxi rank when they blocked Sebastian Trabucatti and two women from riding their mopeds past them which led to a "10-second" altercation, the hearing was told.
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A U.S. Senator blasts Ted Cruz on Twitter:  It's one thing to have a Presidential primary candidate called out by some random nerd on the internet, but a Senator? Amazing.
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Ragequit posted:A U.S. Senator blasts Ted Cruz on Twitter: "Whine" was a perfect word to use because dude seriously always looks like he's crying
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"Whine" was a perfect word to use because dude seriously always looks like he's crying For real. Even when he's smiling he looks like he just got done bawling or is about to start again. Dude has an unfortunate face. 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"Whine" was a perfect word to use because dude seriously always looks like he's crying A neurologist has even explained why his face is creepy quote:“As a neurologist it is my business to notice things out of the ordinary and probe them,” he wrote. “Senator Cruz’s countenance doesn’t shift the way I expect typical faces to move. Human faces can’t help but broadcast what we feel, what we may be thinking, and even what we may intend.”
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Ragequit posted:A U.S. Senator blasts Ted Cruz on Twitter: I believe Elizabeth Warren has been pretty outspoken during a lot of this campaign season.
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Takoluka posted:I believe Elizabeth Warren has been pretty outspoken during a lot of this campaign season. She's not one to shy away - she blasted the GOP for Planned Parenthood last year as well. It's just great to see a Senator with some backbone and the interest of the people at heart.
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Besesoth posted:...did his knees just stop working there? Looks like his toe caught the dirt at exactly the wrong time.
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quote:Google ‘Ted Cruz smiling,’ and judge for yourself. Ted Cruz smiling His smile always looks like a wince. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWY69mTr5gM&t=156s
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Karma Monkey posted:Ted Cruz smiling His smile gives me the impression that he's just been caught him doing something bad and gross.
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Best part is that by the time the player turns around the kid has returned to neutral so the player has no way of knowing that the kid just klutzed his way into a faceplant and thinks instead the kid is an incompetent dink.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:AV Club - Snapchat celebrates 4/20 with ill-advised Bob Marley blackface lens Got a ton of stuff in my twitter feed about how Marley has been trivialized by society as stoner music. Along with other artists having their music whitewashed to be "safe" for society at large. Bob Marley - Crazy Baldhead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR0fQ6wJb6A e; wait, this isn't Debate and Disco
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Pope Corky the IX posted:AV Club - Snapchat celebrates 4/20 with ill-advised Bob Marley blackface lens ME TOIL PART TIME AT JAH COLDSTONE CREAMERY
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