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MrWillsauce posted:she gave me extra schnitzel did she peg you too |
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i got chinese food again tonight but there was just an old chinese woman working the register that's what i expect to see she was nice and polite ---------------- |
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Apr 20, 2016 09:39
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I went to the German place and got some German beer. I could feel the disappointment through the German accent of the normal looking cashier guy as I was unsure what some of the beers were. There was also German lady employee but I did not ask her out because I just wanted some beer and a box with fries and kebab meat. It ended up coming in a cylinder container though.
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Apr 20, 2016 09:42
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I don't know any German places around here too bad I could really impress some Mädchen there with my rudimentary German skills ---------------- |
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Apr 20, 2016 09:44
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I don't know any German places around here imho the only way to impress her would be to drink all of the German beer and still appear sober.
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Apr 20, 2016 09:45
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i bet i could im a serious alcoholic ---------------- |
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Apr 20, 2016 11:25
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i bet i could BYOB project meet at the German place near me so that Ein cooler Typ can try to impress the Germans with his alcoholism.
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Apr 20, 2016 17:09
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they sell beer at the taqueria but I never get it because I never eat there and they wouldn't sell me a bottle to go
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Apr 21, 2016 01:02
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just got back 9pm is a good time to go there was only one person ahead of me in line sometimes if you go at like 6 there's a huge line My girl was there and she knew I wanted extra chips. We got a good routine going on now when the employees are all talking in spanish to each other and laughing I think they're talking about me ---------------- |
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Apr 21, 2016 02:13
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Ein cooler Typ posted:
Probably not but good luck telling your brain that
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Apr 21, 2016 03:04
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*spanish to english translation* taqueria male worker #1: the big penised white man is back taqueria male worker #2: oh maria is SO in love with him! maria: i will keep giving him extra chips in the hope he will ask me out but the manager is docking my pay and i cannot longer support myself
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Apr 21, 2016 03:22
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i have a small penis
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Apr 21, 2016 04:11
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fake it til you make it
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Apr 21, 2016 04:24
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The cute latina taqueria has a female employee that my friend Ein cooler Typ wants to ask on a date. He should do it.
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Apr 21, 2016 17:34
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latinas are pretty cute and we know she can cook. best of luck, op |
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Apr 21, 2016 17:36
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Ein cooler Typ posted:i have a small penis |
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Apr 21, 2016 17:45
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that's okay. most latinas don't even have penises.
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Apr 21, 2016 19:02
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LordVonEarlDuke posted:latinas are pretty cute and we know she can cook. best of luck, op maybe she can't cook and that's why she works the register or maybe she can cook and they put her out front to charm the customers I'll ask the manager ---------------- |
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Apr 21, 2016 21:52
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Maybe you should meet girls through a mutual hobby or friend?
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Apr 22, 2016 01:14
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I don't have any hobbies or friends (except you guys 
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Apr 22, 2016 02:07
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There might be a Stammtisch or German language society near where you live.
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Apr 22, 2016 02:39
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I don't have any hobbies or friends (except you guys Are you asking us out? use that courage to instead ask out the taqueria employee of your choice
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Apr 22, 2016 02:40
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a taco can be a hobby and a friend
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Apr 22, 2016 03:17
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go to AA and meet girls through your mutual alcoholism hobby
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Apr 22, 2016 03:24
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woke up at 4pm hungover and headed over to get a quesedilla I didn't bother to shower so I must have looked disheveled. The regular guy was there and while assembling my quesedilla he asked me if I was alright. I said yeah. I saw a new girl working there. She's white but she has tattoos (a sign of bad character). I don't think I will be pursuing her. I got a regular portion of chips today. Some gringo was working the register. Anyway here's the big development that happened today. I grabbed a water cup before paying. Then I paid and noticed my order costs more than uasual. I asked them if they raised the price of the quesedilla and they said no but they charge 25 cents for a water cup! wtf what a bunch of loving cheapskates what kind of restaurant charges for water. Local businesses are always trying to screw you on everything that's why I prefer corporations like taco bell. tbell always gives me free water. I didn't know they charged for water though. I take water cups all the time without paying for them and no one has said anything. I bet i've stolen 2-3$ worth of water cups from the taqueria. I'm a criminal  In the future I will make sure I'm properly hydrated before I go so I don't have to pay for water or resort to crime. Ein cooler Typ fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Apr 27, 2016 ---------------- |
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Apr 27, 2016 21:25
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go find the owner and make things right about the stolen water cups. It's the only way to clear your conscience and get into heaven.
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Apr 27, 2016 21:29
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Maybe your latina likes bad boys. Share that story with her, see how it goes. |
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Apr 27, 2016 23:18
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Ein cooler Typ posted:woke up at 4pm hungover and headed over to get a quesedilla This seems much ruder and darker than normal. Are you ok?
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Apr 28, 2016 00:19
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this is scandalous |
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Apr 28, 2016 00:32
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Apr 28, 2016 02:03
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Apr 28, 2016 03:30
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girls love it when you are judgemental, ein
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Apr 28, 2016 03:36
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females are hella judgmental ime
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Apr 28, 2016 04:12
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it's good to have things in common
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Apr 28, 2016 08:21
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Ein cooler Typ posted:females are hella judgmental ime lmao this post sums up all your problems so succinctly haha |
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Apr 28, 2016 15:21
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(a sign of bad character) |
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Apr 28, 2016 15:29
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i interpret this thread as ironic. that is my choice. even if the op insists he's perfectly serious, that's just because he's not breaking character.
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It's like that cute latina at the taqueria Giving you extra chips when you've already paid It's the good advice from BYOB that you just didn't take Who would've thought, another BYOB success story
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