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Die you tell her you have a banner ad option?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:26 |
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Lowtax posted:oh really: [url]https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:1f08LV0sYFsJ:https://jessicanexus.wordpress.com/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us[/url] Jessica Dupre posted:This one time, I confessed my robot fetish to a boyfriend early in our relationship. He didn’t quite understand at first. He asked, “So you mean you’d have sex with R2D2?”
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:27 |
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BigBadSteve posted:Must be her 'time of the month.' fembot needs an oil change?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:29 |
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This was her SOMETHING AWFUK IS SEXIST rantquote:The other day, I joined the comedy discussion boards at Something Awful. Granted, this is not a nice place. You don’t go there looking for emotional support. Neither did I. But because I’ve got nothing to lose with this blog and my memoir, I set up an account and started looking for a place to open a discussion thread. I’ve done the whole book store circuit thing and I couldn’t make it work for me. I’m just not warm and fuzzy enough to keep up a happy veneer and look at wedding dress albums with the cashier when nobody shows up. In fact, most of my book readings were disasters, and probably my fault because I’m quite sarcastic when pushed and my stories were dark, like Angela Carter dark. So with this book, I want to phone it in as much as possible and see what I can do from my desk in between grading papers and writing research articles. Hence, $15 to check out the most popular discussion board online seemed like a bargain.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:30 |
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quote:Not only was it exquisite in its beauty, the emotional range enabled by the breakthrough nano technology made her more than just indistinguishable from a real woman. It made her better, more feminine, more caring, more alluring and seductive when she wanted to be. She was more woman than any woman could ever be. What possible woman writes this about women.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:31 |
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why didnt you tell her to get facefucked OP
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:32 |
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Chinatown posted:why didnt you tell her to get facefucked OP because I am a gentleman
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:33 |
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Wait, SA is the "most popular discussion board online"? And when did it become $15?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:34 |
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Helical Nightmares posted:Wait, SA is the "most popular discussion board online"? And when did it become $15? she bought a cartoon woman avatar to emphasize her womanness to try and prompt sexist comments she could take screenshots of lol.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:36 |
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Lowtax posted:because I am a gentleman Fair enough. Well done and G*d Bles.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:36 |
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Stupid bitch, I'm not a "man"!
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:37 |
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Who made sexy comments to her lmao
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:37 |
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"questionable relevance to more serious issues, like Donald Trump’s hair. " She should have posted in FYAD.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:39 |
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theultimo posted:This was her SOMETHING AWFUK IS SEXIST rant this is a pretty tame rant, all things considered. I've seen worse. did she even post screenshots or evidence? 'I'm gonna go on the message board known for relentlessly making GBS threads on all things and post my blog about hot teachers needing special training and robot sex! nothing can go wrong!"
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:40 |
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this lady wants to gently caress robots wait no she wants to be a robot and be hosed Crazy robot lady posted:Greg could imagine the caption for this one already: “Jessica Nexus-9 is more than a bedroom companion. Her overhauled A.I. makes her the perfect girlfriend, wife, or mistress if you like. She’ll go with you anywhere.” I can understand why she wants to increase her social media presence. Searching "Jessica Nexus" just gets a bunch of results of Jessica Alba mods for fallout & skyrim from the nexus. Cowman fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Apr 22, 2016 |
# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:40 |
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I think the bastard v bitch point is off but the rest seems good. Approved. I vote for "yes." Whatever you need before you can send this, I don't know how the SA community approval system works now.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:40 |
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lowtax you could have got her to delete her social media presence with like 25% of the words you used.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:40 |
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Probably Magic posted:What possible woman writes this about women.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:42 |
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Cowman posted:this lady wants to gently caress robots https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=217996 There have been 25 posts made by JessicaDupre, an average of 17.63 posts per day, since registering on Apr 20, 2016. JessicaDupre claims to be a female. My mom thought I was a robot imposter once and wanted to kill me. Member Since Apr 20, 2016 Post Count 25 Post Rate 17.63 per day Last Post Apr 21, 2016 21:17 Interests Writing & living Occupation Public Intellectual, Fellas Edit: What's the most recent tumblrina term for robot otherkin now a days?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:43 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:43 |
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I remember signing up way back when...quote:"Do u have money?" There were actually no poll options to choose from for the slut statement, it was more like an ominous warning. Then my computer froze. Eventually I took part in a Photoshop Friday it was pretty sweet.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:43 |
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women be shoppin
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:44 |
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Helical Nightmares posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=217996 robotniks
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:45 |
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Cowman posted:robotdiks
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:47 |
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I went to one of those massagonists at the mall once with my orange Julius after I hit up the oxygen bar. They had one of those chairs with the hollow face pad. It wasn't great but it wasn't terrible.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:47 |
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LordArgh posted:SA needs a safe space for terrible posters where they can go and be terrible, imo well they keep gassing hellthread
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:47 |
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Jesus this chick sounds insufferable. Can we ban her from internetting too?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:47 |
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CARO HAS BEEN COMPROMISED BURN EVERYTHING LOWTAX R U N
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:49 |
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Cowman posted:this lady wants to gently caress robots you forgot the most important part of the fantasy; "if robot-her breaks the man has to take her apart and fix her and put her back together again and she's grateful" I'm not kidding that is apparently extremely important to her getting her rocks off lol
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:51 |
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this forum is getting soft. not one person in that thread suggested, in a polite tone, that she should introduce herself in fyad before posting anything. loving casuals
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:51 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:you forgot the most important part of the fantasy; "if robot-her breaks the man has to take her apart and fix her and put her back together again and she's grateful" what a progressive feminist, wanting a man to do everything for her
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:53 |
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To know SomethingAwful is to understand the way America romanticizes the dehumanization of women and othering of non-white cultures to justify a legacy of colonization and cultural appropriation.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:53 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:you forgot the most important part of the fantasy; "if robot-her breaks the man has to take her apart and fix her and put her back together again and she's grateful" Goon kickstarter for one way ticket to Japan. Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Apr 22, 2016 |
# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:54 |
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Hey congratulations to you too Lowtax, we couldn't have done it without you making this all possible. I think I'll celebrate by buying a new AV tomorrow!
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:54 |
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this is actually p hot tho. anyone know what the shorthand keywords to use on pormhub if I wanna find more?
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:58 |
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theultimo posted:This was her SOMETHING AWFUK IS SEXIST rant Oh poo poo dad talk lol The blog is private now
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:58 |
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:
Lmak @ all you bastards pretending this isnt hot as gently caress though
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 07:59 |
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Oh great, you all but give up your youtube presence and then destroy one of the funniest social media presences on the internet of known celeb jessica dupre. Well done.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 08:03 |
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one day i'll buy this site and make it the hug box this lady deserves
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 08:06 |
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Jokes on you, I contribute nothing of value and I'm a man
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