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Tortolia: Dec 29, 2005; Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008; Grimey Drawer

Hello friends :pgabz:

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:56

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# ? May 9, 2024 12:53

Maw: Feb 18, 2013; Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.

Hell yeah threads back

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:56

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Jason Sextro posted:

Beet Wagon show the world your artistic vision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_CE7GqqrvY

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:56

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Also, mods, thank you for opening the thread, and thank you for recognizing the madness we're developing in an open fashion

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:57

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Matlock Birthmark posted:

Good now, we can be stupid and obsessive about this non game again.

So did anything actually happen during the break, or did we just miss out on white noise posts like mine?

Kind of. Eonwe got another avatar change from his adoring fan.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:57

Tortolia: Dec 29, 2005; Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008; Grimey Drawer

Mr.Tophat posted:

Also, mods, thank you for opening the thread, and thank you for recognizing the madness we're developing in an open fashion

It's the real open development in all of this

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:57

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

TTerrible posted:

Someone ask Beet Wagon about his quiz night.

Jason Sextro posted:

Beet Wagon show the world your artistic vision

Already?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:57

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Is Star Citizen out yet?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:57

overseer07: Mar 30, 2003; Pillbug

Our long national nightmare is over.

Jesus Christ. I spend so much time lurking this thread I didn't know what to do with myself and ended up in GBS. *shudder*

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:58

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

TTerrible posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_CE7GqqrvY

This isn't autistic, this isn't autistic at all!

Wait, just reread the quote lol, carry on *picks up cane and dances a tune of 110 million and calls himself a developer after 15 years from the spotlight*

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:58

SurfaceDetail: Feb 17, 2016; by Cowcaster

the ele happened

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:58

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Tortolia posted:

It's the real open development in all of this

My eyes are open and I never want to blink

I miss miss the pink elephant if I blink

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:59

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

now we can finally keep tabs on how many idiots read the thread

Rite now: 107 (plus me)

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:59

LCL-Dead: Apr 22, 2014; Grimey Drawer

alphabettitouretti posted:

Is Star Citizen out yet?

Two weeks if everyone buys in to the newest sale. Promise, CR said it himself.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:59

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

alphabettitouretti posted:

Is Star Citizen out yet?

Oh, it's out alright.

Outside the realm of possibility.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:00

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

shills engage

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:00

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

SurfaceDetail posted:

the ele happened

well?

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:00

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

If I invested in Star Citizen, I might have been invited into the space court hearing, and I could have met my idol, Derek Smart, and taken him back to my temple for someone to scream at me, "He belongs in a musuem!" before sending a rolling Lesnik to thwart the raider

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:00

Matlock Birthmark: Sep 24, 2005; I wanted this to happen!!; Soiled Meat

Tippis posted:

Kind of. Eonwe got another avatar change from his adoring fan.

Cool. Thanks for that answer. Time to contribute

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:00

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

SurfaceDetail posted:

the ele happened

yeah yeah we all saw your balls

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:00

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

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# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:00

Turkina_Prime: Oct 26, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88WL5MX1Co8

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:01

Loiosh: Jul 25, 2010

BattleMaster posted:

oh man gerbils are my favourite breed of cat, here are some more

That, my friend, is a chinchilla.

BTW, hi guys. My team was laid off last week. I've been working on a VCP. Did you know in ESXi 6/vCenter 6 they finally added multi-processor support to FT (Fault Tolerance) called SMP-FT.

Also, the maximum number of FT VMs per cluster is 98.

I've been studying quite a bit. Got my VCA6-DCV Tuesday, but that is like: how to sell VMware. It's not a real cert.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:01

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Wow, STIMSIS scored a 30-day

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:01

iron buns: Jan 12, 2016

Croberts car dealership.

dsmart posted:

So apparently Goons have found Chris Roberts car dealership biz. Yet another failed business venture he was running prior to Star Citizen. This explains everything. And that�s the same biz address as his other corporations (1, 2).

Remember how in my latest blog I said that he evolved from a game designer into a salesman?

Aside from that, I had already said that his missive to me and The Escapist about his �opulent� lifestyle prior to Star Citizen, was pure bullshit.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:01

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

This sub forum will make r/dereksmart happy.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:01

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

I'm glad of it.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:02

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Nation posted:

shills engage

Main PR campaign is a go, switching to parp power

Roger, the backers won't know

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:02

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

Loiosh posted:

That, my friend, is a chinchilla.

BTW, hi guys. My team was laid off last week. I've been working on a VCP. Did you know in ESXi 6/vCenter 6 they finally added multi-processor support to FT (Fault Tolerance) called SMP-FT.

Also, the maximum number of FT VMs per cluster is 98.

I've been studying quite a bit. Got my VCA6-DCV Tuesday, but that is like: how to sell VMware. It's not a real cert.

I got my VCP5 and now if I read a sentence that has more than three words starting with V I start to shake uncontrollably.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:02

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

I was just checking out this subforum a few hours ago. The thread's back home.

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:02

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

lol

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:02

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Okay, so every week my friends and I go do a trivia night thing at a bar because we're lame.

If you win, your team gets to permanently modify the trophy. Like you can write your team name on it or put stickers on it or basically whatever you want. I think the only rule is no sex toys.

The team that won before us tied a doll head to the trophy and like drew a bunch of weird poo poo on it to try and make it creepy I guess? I dunno it looked like they tried to copy that scene from Toy Story.

So anyway, my team won and they were all like "We have to out-do the doll head, because it's lame and tryhard" and I was like "I can totally do this."

So I made FACEMASTER:

(the doll head and the tigger thing aren't mine, obviously)

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:02

Tortolia: Dec 29, 2005; Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008; Grimey Drawer

Loiosh posted:

BTW, hi guys. My team was laid off last week.

Sorry commando :smith:

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:02

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Loiosh posted:

That, my friend, is a chinchilla.

BTW, hi guys. My team was laid off last week

Sorry to hear about it

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:03

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Thank the Stimperor, that was a long rear end time.

:gary:

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:03

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Eonwe posted:

lol

Ah

I see the war's not won then, eh, still more lols to be had

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:03

Tortolia: Dec 29, 2005; Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008; Grimey Drawer

Goddamn it Beet Wagon

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:04

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

ive been playing dark souls 3 lately

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:04

grimcreaper: Jan 7, 2012

Mr.Tophat posted:

Also, mods, thank you for opening the thread, and thank you for recognizing the madness we're developing in an open fashion

They dont recognize it. Lowtax had to pay them more than Sandi payed them to close it.

Thanks Lowtax, we love you!

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:04

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# ? May 9, 2024 12:53

Tokyo Sexwale: Jul 30, 2003

Loiosh posted:

That, my friend, is a chinchilla.

BTW, hi guys. My team was laid off last week. I've been working on a VCP. Did you know in ESXi 6/vCenter 6 they finally added multi-processor support to FT (Fault Tolerance) called SMP-FT.

Also, the maximum number of FT VMs per cluster is 98.

I've been studying quite a bit. Got my VCA6-DCV Tuesday, but that is like: how to sell VMware. It's not a real cert.

best of luck in your future endeavours, layoffs are poo poo

# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:04

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