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overdesigned posted:so uh Cabinet posted:7/11 was a part-time job
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I was honestly amazed that everyone hasn't already heard the "7/11 was a part time job" joke. It took that thread by storm and is now the thread subtitle. Holy gently caress y'all need to get out more.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 14:52 |
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Because that's where you hear all the 9/11 jokes, off the internet.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 14:54 |
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Fidel Castronaut posted:I'm at the 7/11. I'm at the 9/11. I'm at the combination 7/11 9/11.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 15:19 |
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Take some Loose Change, leave some Loose Change.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 15:31 |
We forgot... the doritos
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 18:48 |
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Fuel can't melt steel beams, but you'll find them both on aisle 11!
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 19:20 |
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Bill Clinton did 7-11
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 20:48 |
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:Bill Clinton did 7-11 It was all funded by India though.
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# ? Apr 19, 2016 21:00 |
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Jamesman posted:This is why girls shouldn't masturbate with highlighters.
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 02:08 |
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Does anybody have a link to the old PYF Worst Gamertags thread? That was pure gold. EDIT: Nevermind, found it. DStecks has a new favorite as of 02:16 on Apr 20, 2016 |
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Pumpy Dumper posted:So I've been able to write some new functions that successfully seed a markov chain based on a single input word. Should be fun to test out Al! posted:let's face it that's like 99% of posts in d&d
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 03:14 |
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this is a good thread guys
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 04:34 |
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 16:39 |
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lmao
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# ? Apr 20, 2016 23:46 |
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the best bot
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 00:04 |
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GoutPatrol posted:When I was around 12, I was watching CNN with my grandma. The anchor on the screen was a black woman. She looked at me and asked if would ever marry a black woman. I said sure, why not. She said no while she's around. Well grandma you're dead and I can gently caress anyone I want.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 05:55 |
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WoodrowSkillson posted:the lead poisoning alone is going to be responsible for the deaths of thousands Ddraig posted:Can you prove that they didn't die of completely unrelated lead based causes? DandyLion posted:I guess that would depend on the amount of minorities and police presence in the area.
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 20:18 |
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Jonny 290 posted:rebuilding a carb owns. delicate precision machined passageways in nice blocks of brass, mm good stuff. plus you get to learn how a carb works YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:totally handy knowledge for a tech worker with an electric vehicle Jonny 290 posted:you motherfuckers sit around getting 32nd degree mason on 18 different video games, dont talk to me about wasting time on essential skills
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 21:47 |
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Breath Ray posted:Haha that reminds me: at age 7 I stuck a handmade postrr to my bedroom door with the legend Welcome to Hillsborough. A friend of my big brother asked him if it was some sort of sick joke and my enduring fascination with the subtle arts of bad taste abd irony was born Eau de MacGowan posted:Why did you name your bedroom Hillsborough? 8raz posted:every pussy that enters gets crushed
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 22:57 |
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im glad 290 is back
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# ? Apr 21, 2016 23:12 |
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People in the Batman v Superman thread actually arguing that Superman should have tried talking to Doomsday. So SMG made this:CelticPredator posted:I feel bad for the monster now. SuperMechagodzilla posted:Doomsday really did need to be killed, CelticPedator. It's never as bad as it seems. You're much stronger than you think you are. Trust me.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:05 |
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lol
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 04:30 |
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That is, by a wide margin, the most amazing thing I've seen SMG do.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 17:50 |
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SMG should do that more often IMHO
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:05 |
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I have no idea what any of that means and that's okay.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:31 |
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HoAssHo posted:I have no idea what any of that means and that's okay. there's a comic where superman saves a suicidal teen, assuring her that her therapist really was busy and not just blowing her off. he tells her to stay strong and gives her a hug. doomsday is a big grey invincible troll thing, who destroys cities or some poo poo in the new batman superman movie. super mecha godzilla put doomsdays head on the teenager. I don't get the rest.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 18:42 |
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many johnnys posted:I don't get the rest. It's not as bad as it seems.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 19:30 |
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poo poo you lost me again there homie.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 19:35 |
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Trabant posted:for the love of dog, montresor!
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 20:20 |
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many johnnys posted:there's a comic where superman saves a suicidal teen, assuring her that her therapist really was busy and not just blowing her off. he tells her to stay strong and gives her a hug. Thank you. It makes at least some sense now.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 20:27 |
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That superman! What a guy!
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 20:39 |
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I bet he's never had smoked kipper.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 21:56 |
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He's always back for breakfast though
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 22:33 |
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I don't understand what's so hard to get about Superman and Doomsday having a tender heart-to-heart in lieu of fighting, and also Doomsday being a single face badly Photoshopped onto a skinny, ratty kid. God, you people are humorless.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 23:08 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I don't understand what's so hard to get about Superman and Doomsday having a tender heart-to-heart in lieu of fighting, and also Doomsday being a single face badly Photoshopped onto a skinny, ratty kid. Well I might get it if there was a 100 issue backstory spanning 4 different comic book series & cameos in 2 other unrelated series.
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# ? Apr 22, 2016 23:27 |
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gandlethorpe posted:Found out my problem, it was that I needed a new dildo. Stopped using my current one when I read it was poisonous. Suggestions? CPL593H posted:Poisonous Dildos is the name of my punk band. Hermetic posted:Mine is called Godspeed You! Black Dildo. Control Volume posted:So do you just paulstretch porno music then Control Volume posted:Or do you just, ha ha, stretch paul
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 00:02 |
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i open up my wallet, and it is full of dildos.
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# ? Apr 23, 2016 00:09 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:I don't understand what's so hard to get about Superman and Doomsday having a tender heart-to-heart in lieu of fighting, and also Doomsday being a single face badly Photoshopped onto a skinny, ratty kid. 1) I wasn't sure what its head was photoshopped over - like, I couldn't really tell what was going on in the comic there and 2) I know absolutely nothing about Doomsday (I only realized that was Doomsday's head through context), so I don't know how ridiculous it would be to try to talk to him because I don't know how bad of a guy he is. Not having an understanding of the context doesn't make me humorless, jerk. HoAssHo has a new favorite as of 01:00 on Apr 23, 2016 |
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HoAssHo posted:1) I wasn't sure what it's head was photoshopped over - like, I couldn't really tell what was going on in the comic there and 2) I know absolutely nothing about Doomsday (I only realized that was Doomsday's head through context), so I don't know how ridiculous it would be to try to talk to him because I don't know how bad of a guy he is. You're stronger than you think you are.
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