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Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

overdesigned posted:

so uh

the donald just called 9-11 "7-11" yup

https://vine.co/v/iFA2TupJhYt

Cabinet posted:

7/11 was a part-time job

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


I was honestly amazed that everyone hasn't already heard the "7/11 was a part time job" joke.

It took that thread by storm and is now the thread subtitle. Holy gently caress y'all need to get out more.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Because that's where you hear all the 9/11 jokes, off the internet.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I'm at the 7/11. I'm at the 9/11. I'm at the combination 7/11 9/11.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Take some Loose Change, leave some Loose Change.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


We forgot... the doritos

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Fuel can't melt steel beams, but you'll find them both on aisle 11!

Twerkteam Pizza
Sep 26, 2015

Grimey Drawer
Bill Clinton did 7-11

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

Bill Clinton did 7-11

It was all funded by India though.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Jamesman posted:

This is why girls shouldn't masturbate with highlighters.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Does anybody have a link to the old PYF Worst Gamertags thread? That was pure gold.

EDIT: Nevermind, found it.

DStecks has a new favorite as of 02:16 on Apr 20, 2016

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Pumpy Dumper posted:

So I've been able to write some new functions that successfully seed a markov chain based on a single input word. Should be fun to test out

Al! posted:

let's face it that's like 99% of posts in d&d

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




this is a good thread guys

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Citizen Tayne posted:

This is absolutely more readable than D&D.

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Quad City CJ posted:

*makes jerking off motions* eventually!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

lmao

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

the best bot

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

GoutPatrol posted:

When I was around 12, I was watching CNN with my grandma. The anchor on the screen was a black woman. She looked at me and asked if would ever marry a black woman. I said sure, why not. She said no while she's around. Well grandma you're dead and I can gently caress anyone I want.

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

WoodrowSkillson posted:

the lead poisoning alone is going to be responsible for the deaths of thousands

Ddraig posted:

Can you prove that they didn't die of completely unrelated lead based causes?

DandyLion posted:

I guess that would depend on the amount of minorities and police presence in the area.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Jonny 290 posted:

rebuilding a carb owns. delicate precision machined passageways in nice blocks of brass, mm good stuff. plus you get to learn how a carb works

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

totally handy knowledge for a tech worker with an electric vehicle

Jonny 290 posted:

you motherfuckers sit around getting 32nd degree mason on 18 different video games, dont talk to me about wasting time on essential skills

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Breath Ray posted:

Haha that reminds me: at age 7 I stuck a handmade postrr to my bedroom door with the legend Welcome to Hillsborough. A friend of my big brother asked him if it was some sort of sick joke and my enduring fascination with the subtle arts of bad taste abd irony was born

Eau de MacGowan posted:

Why did you name your bedroom Hillsborough?

8raz posted:

every pussy that enters gets crushed

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




im glad 290 is back :)

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

People in the Batman v Superman thread actually arguing that Superman should have tried talking to Doomsday. So SMG made this:

CelticPredator posted:

I feel bad for the monster now.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

Doomsday really did need to be killed, CelticPedator. It's never as bad as it seems. You're much stronger than you think you are. Trust me.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
lol

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
That is, by a wide margin, the most amazing thing I've seen SMG do.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
SMG should do that more often IMHO

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I have no idea what any of that means and that's okay.

many johnnys
May 17, 2015

HoAssHo posted:

I have no idea what any of that means and that's okay.

there's a comic where superman saves a suicidal teen, assuring her that her therapist really was busy and not just blowing her off. he tells her to stay strong and gives her a hug.

doomsday is a big grey invincible troll thing, who destroys cities or some poo poo in the new batman superman movie. super mecha godzilla put doomsdays head on the teenager.

I don't get the rest.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



many johnnys posted:

I don't get the rest.

It's not as bad as it seems.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
poo poo you lost me again there homie.

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Trabant posted:

for the love of dog, montresor!

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

many johnnys posted:

there's a comic where superman saves a suicidal teen, assuring her that her therapist really was busy and not just blowing her off. he tells her to stay strong and gives her a hug.

doomsday is a big grey invincible troll thing, who destroys cities or some poo poo in the new batman superman movie. super mecha godzilla put doomsdays head on the teenager.

I don't get the rest.

Thank you. It makes at least some sense now.

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

That superman! What a guy!

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


I bet he's never had smoked kipper.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

He's always back for breakfast though

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I don't understand what's so hard to get about Superman and Doomsday having a tender heart-to-heart in lieu of fighting, and also Doomsday being a single face badly Photoshopped onto a skinny, ratty kid.

God, you people are humorless.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sham bam bamina! posted:

I don't understand what's so hard to get about Superman and Doomsday having a tender heart-to-heart in lieu of fighting, and also Doomsday being a single face badly Photoshopped onto a skinny, ratty kid.

God, you people are humorless.

Well I might get it if there was a 100 issue backstory spanning 4 different comic book series & cameos in 2 other unrelated series.

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

gandlethorpe posted:

Found out my problem, it was that I needed a new dildo. Stopped using my current one when I read it was poisonous. Suggestions?

CPL593H posted:

Poisonous Dildos is the name of my punk band.

Hermetic posted:

Mine is called Godspeed You! Black Dildo.

Control Volume posted:

So do you just paulstretch porno music then

Control Volume posted:

Or do you just, ha ha, stretch paul

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




i open up my wallet, and it is full of dildos.

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Sham bam bamina! posted:

I don't understand what's so hard to get about Superman and Doomsday having a tender heart-to-heart in lieu of fighting, and also Doomsday being a single face badly Photoshopped onto a skinny, ratty kid.

God, you people are humorless.

1) I wasn't sure what its head was photoshopped over - like, I couldn't really tell what was going on in the comic there and 2) I know absolutely nothing about Doomsday (I only realized that was Doomsday's head through context), so I don't know how ridiculous it would be to try to talk to him because I don't know how bad of a guy he is.

Not having an understanding of the context doesn't make me humorless, jerk.

HoAssHo has a new favorite as of 01:00 on Apr 23, 2016

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



HoAssHo posted:

1) I wasn't sure what it's head was photoshopped over - like, I couldn't really tell what was going on in the comic there and 2) I know absolutely nothing about Doomsday (I only realized that was Doomsday's head through context), so I don't know how ridiculous it would be to try to talk to him because I don't know how bad of a guy he is.

Not having an understanding of the context doesn't make me humorless, jerk.

You're stronger than you think you are.

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