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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
She really is going about her writing in the opposite direction she should. Look at every mega successful romance/girl porn IP in the past decade. The super special unique snowflake character is always the dude. The chick is always some plain Jane every-woman who can stand in as an avatar for the spinster audience. If she wants to write about robo-loving (and lets be honest here there is probably an actual niche for this) the robot should be a guy and the reader stand-in some seemingly unimportant aide who programs teaches him how to love. Special men taking interest in boring women has a market. "Jessica Dupre is super special and wants you to know it" doesn't.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Kung Food posted:

She really is going about her writing in the opposite direction she should. Look at every mega successful romance/girl porn IP in the past decade. The super special unique snowflake character is always the dude. The chick is always some plain Jane every-woman who can stand in as an avatar for the spinster audience. If she wants to write about robo-loving (and lets be honest here there is probably an actual niche for this) the robot should be a guy and the reader stand-in some seemingly unimportant aide who programs teaches him how to love. Special men taking interest in boring women has a market. "Jessica Dupre is super special and wants you to know it" doesn't.

or, she is the robot who he picks, and teaches to achieve true sentience, because he could see she was already very intelligent, and pretty, and a good writer.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Kung Food posted:

She really is going about her writing in the opposite direction she should. Look at every mega successful romance/girl porn IP in the past decade. The super special unique snowflake character is always the dude. The chick is always some plain Jane every-woman who can stand in as an avatar for the spinster audience. If she wants to write about robo-loving (and lets be honest here there is probably an actual niche for this) the robot should be a guy and the reader stand-in some seemingly unimportant aide who programs teaches him how to love. Special men taking interest in boring women has a market. "Jessica Dupre is super special and wants you to know it" doesn't.

thats not her fetish though

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
no it should be the classic tale of a robot trying to understand what it means to be human, except she does it by being very promiscuous


the male readers can just project themselves into the dudes she scores with and let's face it there won't be any female readers

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
except men don't read smut, they just watch hardcore pornography

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
I once read a pretty good poem in Apex about a service robot who starts out appealing but eventually gets outdated and upstaged by newer, flashier models, and becomes increasingly desperate for acceptance.

Something like that could make for a good story with these themes, I think.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25q3hxlgvw4

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Zorodius posted:

I once read a pretty good poem in Apex about a service robot who starts out appealing but eventually gets outdated and upstaged by newer, flashier models, and becomes increasingly desperate for acceptance.

Something like that could make for a good story with these themes, I think.

Like, one day they start to produce robots with TWO vaginas. How can our hero compete with that?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Germstore posted:

except men don't read smut, they just watch hardcore pornography

scuse me, some of us still use our imagination. i cover my sheets in fully-realized loads.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
I just do dream porn now. Its the best cause in your dream you can feel the sex.

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
what an elaborate falseflag

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




fun fact: this film demonstrated the "boob slider" decades before it appeared in video game character creation screens

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Germstore posted:

except men don't read smut, they just watch hardcore pornography

I only watch fairly softcore girl on girl stuff. I wish they wouldn't have so many extreme close-ups in those kinds of videos though. It's really annoying.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

or, she is the robot who he picks, and teaches to achieve true sentience, because he could see she was already very intelligent, and pretty, and a good writer.

:mitt:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Lowtax could you destroy me with a post please? I wanna be part of this too.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Germstore posted:

except men don't read smut, they just watch hardcore pornography

some of us need a compelling storyline :colbert:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

Lowtax posted:

THIS poo poo IS GONNA BE ALL OVER SOCIAL MEDIA NOW



gently caress that bitch

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

or, she is the robot who he picks, and teaches to achieve true sentience, because he could see she was already very intelligent, and pretty, and a good writer.

lol

guys guys guys

don't do the hard work for her hahahaha

also if she comes back, we should tell her about the fabled, illustrious goon Jon Pop. he sounds like her type; he probably wouldn't mind banging a fembot either

That Robot fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Apr 23, 2016

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lmao, just loving read this poo poo.

http://www.fembotcentral.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13199&start=10

Her totally real boyfriend is there, too.

Definitely not Jessica Dupre posted:

I'm sticking my oar in, because we've noticed the discussion about alternate accounts and thought it would be a good idea to come clean in light of Jessica's experiences on Something Awful. We've been sharing computers and everything else for a while now. We have computers for work, computers for home, and computers we use when another computer needs repair. I can't even remember the email address I used when I created my own account. In Jessica's memoir, I am Kyle Lockhart. Jessica is new to this side of the Internet. As you can imagine, I'm not. I don't fight Jessica's battles for her (although I wish she'd let me sometimes, because woe unto them should they face The Doctor.) We're talking about this. In the mean time, we appreciate the support and respect here. Let us know if this is too strange, and one of us will vanish--probably me, because all I do is post comics, and Jessica can post on my behalf. On the other hand, the kindness everyone has shown Jessica has made me see another side to this forum, and I'd like to participate in that somewhat more than I have been. That's all for now. I've been working on the Gotham comic (see reports) and will get everyone something soon. Thanks again.

And check this out, comics. Who else is a crazy person obsessed with comics, some bizarre interpretation of feminism, and something awful dot com? Hm...

Paladinus fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Apr 23, 2016

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
What a loving crybaby. Spend six months overseas as a war tourist and max out your credit cards buying mil spec gear. Then we might be interested.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

That Robot posted:

lol

guys guys guys

don't do the hard work for her hahahaha

this has been a rough experience for her, probably, and i think everyone should have the right to quality orgasms

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


quote:

(although I wish she'd let me sometimes, because woe unto them should they face The Doctor.)

*throws gauntlet*

lets do this, man

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

this has been a rough experience for her, probably, and i think everyone should have the right to quality orgasms

if she had a backpack, I would nugget it

that's how I feel

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich


Jessica Dupre posted:

Watching hundreds of sexist assholes come to my blog to read about personal experiences only to ridicule me was incredibly invasive. When I complained to the forum owner, he not only shouted me down but then posted my email to the thread so they could all ridicule me more.

I don't buy that Jessica has ever interacted with human beings, much less that she is a famous erotica author kept busy with book signings.

What I'm saying is, she's totally a robot and Dr. Who is TOTALLY her boyfriend. I mean, it all makes sense now.

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Paladinus posted:

Lmao, just loving read this poo poo.

http://www.fembotcentral.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=13199&start=10

Her totally real boyfriend is there, too.


And check this out, comics. Who else is a crazy person obsessed with comics, some bizarre interpretation of feminism, and something awful dot com? Hm...


hmmm "Kyle Lockhart" sounds made up imo

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

SSNeoman posted:

*throws gauntlet*

lets do this, man

You son of a bitch

Do you know what you've done

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i called a bunch of people bigots and they ridiculed me for being an idiot? who could have foreseen this?

maybe...a robot? :swoon:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

suicide is the easier way out.

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
do fembots dream of electric cummies?

They most certainly do.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
I've got to admit however that the prospect of having a
//<turn-off:critical_thought>activate:pleasure_centers//
mode on a humanoid entity (even the self?) is such an alluring concept- but at the same time for anyone who agrees with this
I will also admit that it is totally 100% gonna be for the worst, creepiest reasons that you'd want someone to be unable to move, react, or judge another person by their sexual rituals.
Male sexuality's got that distinctly primal urge to it, which enables a guy to get turned on at the sight of a viable yet vulnerable woman, which is why parents you gotta educate your daughters so they don't become man-dependent fuckbots.

Peace :kamina:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
lol that ole low tax still has it!

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Haha

totally not Jessica you guys posted:

The thread was "gas chambered" so we're safe it seems. But we're taking some steps to hide more after this. Security suggestions welcome.

I suggest a dog and some curtains to keep the terrifying internet vigilantes at bay.

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

One Halloween I dressed up like a pretty cool robot and later did sex with a girl. Was that you social media blog person?


If so, hi.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



jessica i like robot chicks what is your curb weight

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

Zorodius posted:

I think if she just said "check out my robot porn" people would've been pretty cool with it?

Probably, but only untill someone criticized it. Then we'd pretty much be on same course as we are now, except maybe without the sexist accusations.

Unless robot has become a gender since last I checked.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

wat

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

Bundle of Keys posted:

Probably, but only untill someone criticized it. Then we'd pretty much be on same course as we are now, except maybe without the sexist accusations.

Unless robot has become a gender since last I checked.

I was going to tell you that EVERYTHING is a viable gender, SHITLORD, but then I remembered my username

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I can't believe she's whining about this on a fetish forum. Of all possible places, why go there

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Glaucus atlanticus posted:

Haha


I suggest a dog and some curtains to keep the terrifying internet vigilantes at bay.

hahahha and the exploding van and hackers on steroids

i'm glad you remember that amusing incident

they were simpler times

Bundle of Keys posted:

Probably, but only untill someone criticized it. Then we'd pretty much be on same course as we are now, except maybe without the sexist accusations.

Unless robot has become a gender since last I checked.

its not

im a male robot

That Robot fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Apr 23, 2016

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