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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
WAIT UNTIL MY 58 TWITTER FOLLOWERS HEAR OF THIS ATROCITY OF A WEBSITE RICHARD I AM GUNNING FOR YOU!

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Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

natetimm posted:

WAIT UNTIL MY 58 TWITTER FOLLOWERS HEAR OF THIS ATROCITY OF A WEBSITE RICHARD I AM GUNNING FOR YOU!

Oh drat and I bet some of your twitter follows have followers, too! You're practically reaching the entire world!

Something awful is already dead.

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
Jess, you are now a GBS superstar so please :justpost: or if you are too distraught or your internal batteries are low or whatever, then please have your totally real boyfriend Kyle Lockhart post on your behalf.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Rape Stink posted:

Kyle Lockhart

this is code. her bf is really michael biehn.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Neighbor

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
the terminator movies are probably super sad for her

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

the terminator movies are probably super sad for her

There's probably a German word for the sad/horny feeling she gets watching them. Because on the one hand, the robot dies, but on the other hand, its disassembly is very erotic.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Wait, people still use Second Life?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

very edgy, kid

*reaches into my pocket and hands you a very crumpled ten dollar bill*

go see a movie or something

at a theater

away from here

E: fixed

That Robot fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Apr 23, 2016

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

not sure I'm cool with all the roboshaming going on itt :colbert:

im a robot and i'm fine w/ it

she is a fake-rear end robot w/ an invalid product key

Gavitron
Sep 11, 2001

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.
Pillbug

That Robot posted:


go see a movie something


Go see a star war.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

That Robot posted:

she is a fake-rear end robot w/ an invalid product key

:iceburn:

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I've just scrolled thru 19 pages of shitposting on the assumption that Jessica Dupre MUST have started posting in this thread for it to have got so many replies and she loving well hasn't, even.

gently caress you all for being big fat let-downs.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I want to be an orc and it's also my sexuality.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

That Robot posted:

im a robot and i'm fine w/ it

she is a fake-rear end robot w/ an invalid product key

wow I mean she sucks but that kinda shade seems uncalled for

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

natetimm posted:

WAIT UNTIL MY 58 TWITTER FOLLOWERS HEAR OF THIS ATROCITY OF A WEBSITE RICHARD I AM GUNNING FOR YOU!

when you think about it, a lot can be accomplished by 58 people

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I tell 58 followers and they tell 58 followers and they tell 58 followers- and before you know it 59 people know.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Being upset about misogyny on the internet/videogames/whatever is like the people who were upset about Satanism in heavy metal back in the 80s. It's just some bullshit moral panic the mentally ill use to get attention. Actual, sane people don't give a gently caress.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
She's like Nicole Arbor but trying to desperately convince people she's an academic and writer instead of desperately trying to convince people she's a comedian.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




I am The Fury posted:

Men typically hate athletic women with great hair and graceful elegance. That's why meth heads and fatties are so sought after.

She means she doesn't find huge breasts a turn on. She believes all men are typically lusting after huge silicone boobies. :biotruths:




:proof:

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Tbh this thread is less about entertaining current day culture war updates.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
All you guys had to do was tell her how smart and cool she was. Yeah she posted links to her blog but you didn't go to it for the right reasons. I mean, she really appreciates the increased traffic to her stuff but now it just feels invasive unless you're doing it to appreciate her. - The Doctor

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

CubanMissile posted:

All you guys had to do was tell her how smart and cool she was. Yeah she posted links to her blog but you didn't go to it for the right reasons. I mean, she really appreciates the increased traffic to her stuff but now it just feels invasive unless you're doing it to appreciate her. - The Doctor
Doctor... get this... Doc.. Doctor Poo :wth: :eyepop:

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice
I'm not a pig, I'm pretty sure you are a pig. The lovable bacon-being that is. Also pigs are cool and good so I guess congratulations are indeed in order.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



i may be sexist but im not misogmystic. i think women are great. i love me some broads

MarquiseMindfang
Jan 6, 2013

vriska (vriska)

Al Cowens posted:

Bring back hell thread

never forget

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

bring back hell dump

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



bring back that lovin feelin

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

a hole-y ghost posted:

Doctor... get this... Doc.. Doctor Poo :wth: :eyepop:

See, this lady doesn't know the comedy she's missing out on.

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

VectorSigma posted:

bring back that lovin feelin

Is lowtax bringing back the McRib??

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Holy poo poo lowtax is bringing back the McRib? I can't wait, this is the best thing he's ever done

Buddha.
Sep 24, 2007

"Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little."
College Slice

Wanamingo posted:

Holy poo poo lowtax is bringing back the McRib? I can't wait, this is the best thing he's ever done

Trusted sources told me he is. No I can't reveal my sources because they are very secret and trusted.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


jessica dupre what are your thoughts and/or opinions on the mcrib, please whisper them into my roboear erotically

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
Would.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Im looking for why people respond to my tedious narcissism and ham-fisted self promotion with derision and contempt

And while i havent applied the tools of honest introspection in my search, im pretty loving sure it ends at sexism

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i don't understand why jessica is stressing over robot fetish vs. feminism when plenty of women with much more self-violent desires have reconciled their wetness with their politics.

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue
Where is Jessica Hyde?

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

would

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max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i don't understand why jessica is stressing over robot fetish vs. feminism when plenty of women with much more self-violent desires have reconciled their wetness with their politics.

If I recall correctly there was some drama here with a member who professed feminism or some such thing but like to write "dubious consent" stuff in the erotica thread.

I think jessica desires constancy in her thoughts, you know not wanting to feel like a hypocrite, or at lest not look like one. She has to blog her super special deep feelings, so she cant hide her fetish and while calling out "dont kink shame" is suppose to work. I think her fellow feminist might attack her. So she signals hers struggle to resolve conflicting ideas.

Sorta like how people will say they how awful porn is but consume and enjoy it anyway.

This thread caused me to dig up my second probation here which was for misogyny in a failed attempt at a E/N thread. Put me on the bad side of icequeen. I went back and looked at that abortion and this stood out.




Amazing how far we have come.

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