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I love channel names like that, you know exactly what you're getting.
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Mozi posted:"You see, what happened was I swallowed a magnet by accident, and there must be some of those earth magnets out in the garden because I was washing the cucumber and it just flipped out and around and well..." "Well doctor I was just minding my own business and you see I have this high quality silicone sculpture of... well a mythological creature's anatomy, and lo and behold I slipped on the floor and..."
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Budgie posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmvKlnhMjUw Do all Finns sound like Marko Vanhanen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA
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Budgie posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmvKlnhMjUw Jesus, that brings me back. David Letterman used to do that on his old TV show on NBC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vakVgkNRL94 And stuff like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5spRGiakb0 It was much better than his later work.
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Phanatic posted:Jesus, that brings me back. David Letterman used to do that on his old TV show on NBC. Sticking your hand under a hydraulic press definitely belongs in the OSHA thread.
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Sometimes at work when I'm munching on beef jerky I press it a few times to make it easier to chew.
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Drunk Driver Dad posted:Sometimes at work when I'm munching on beef jerky I press it a few times to make it easier to chew. Tell it to the x-ray tech.
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Budgie posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmvKlnhMjUw this is extremely pro click
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Dillbag posted:Do all Finns sound like Marko Vanhanen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYyjDaTzTiI
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If you take off your shoe you might step on a sharp rock and hurt your foot 
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Jerry Cotton posted:If you take off your shoe you might step on a sharp rock and hurt your foot Unless he's wearing paper socks, because paper beats rock. But digger beats shoe so he's hosed anyway.
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Please spoiler the Rio olympics.
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holy poo poo you'd think there would be a black and yellow striped DO NOT PROCEED PAST THIS POINT or something jesus loving christ i just wow it's a furnace or laser with absolutely no guards on it
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It doesn't work against objects that aren't darkly coloured, and the focal point is exceedingly specific. You would have to go out of your way to hurt yourself or anyone else with it.
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archimedes mirror aint nothin to gently caress with.
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:You would have to go out of your way to hurt yourself or anyone else with it. Famous last words
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Fallows posted:Famous last words Only an idiot could injure themselves with this! -said every inventor of a product that ended up with a warning label due to a lawsuit
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ChesterJT posted:Only an idiot could injure themselves with this! Toothpaste has a warning on it. Go ahead and check. "Do not eat" Some asshat ate an entire tube of paste, got sick and society had to suffer.
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VendaGoat posted:Toothpaste has a warning on it. My toothpaste has no English writing on it (except PROFESSIONAL as if there were professional tooth-brushers?) and no warning like that. It does say, however (my translation): "With small children use a small dab so that they can only swallow a minimal amount."
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froward posted:holy poo poo There may only be issues like that at certain times of the day since it looks like its under construction
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VendaGoat posted:Toothpaste has a warning on it. Actually the problem isn't the asshat who ate an entire tube of paste, it's the legal system that is designed to enable predatory litigation.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Actually the problem isn't the asshat who ate an entire tube of paste, it's the legal system that is designed to enable predatory litigation. I want to sue you for bad posting.
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VendaGoat posted:I want to sue you for bad posting. I think you'll have to wait until the TTIP or whatever it's called get's ratified.
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Dont believe the toothpaste they just don't want you to get high as gently caress.
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I guess this counts as OSHA since I was "occupied" and "working" with tools when it happened. I was making a wooden necklace for my Mom's birthday, since I'm a good boy, and had got to polishing the surfaces with 500 grit sandpaper. The pendant is only about an inch long and quite thin, so I was holding it with the tips of my fingers to press it onto the sandpaper, and after a while I felt a stinging on one of my fingers. NMS for the weak of mind:  You can see that the middle finger nearly got the same treatment, and my thumb is like that too. I don't know what the safety lesson here is. Final product for those who care: http://imgur.com/cohNWWu
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Placid Marmot posted:I guess this counts as OSHA since I was "occupied" and "working" with tools when it happened. You made a wooden vagina, complete with prominent clitoris, for you mom?
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baquerd posted:You made a wooden vagina, complete with prominent clitoris, for you mom? Is his mom Chyna?
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baquerd posted:You made a wooden vagina, complete with prominent clitoris, for you mom? Well if he thinks about it a lot, why not share his thoughts?
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baquerd posted:You made a wooden vagina, complete with prominent clitoris, for you mom? I suppose if you squint and use your imagination... It looks more like an insect in real life.
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jetz0r posted:Sticking your hand under a hydraulic press definitely belongs in the OSHA thread. Oh my god yes! I saw him place his hand under there with the pump still on and actually slammed my hand on the mouse hard enough to knock the batteries out and yelled "Hands off!" My dog came running. For the love of Christ, where are the safety cutoffs? He should have two levers very far apart so he can't get in the press, or at minimum, a laser interrupter. Though amusing, this guy is crush amputation waiting to happen.
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gently caress SNEEP posted:Is his mom Chyna? If so, my condolences.
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Placid Marmot posted:I suppose if you squint and use your imagination... Bullshit, that's a vagina you were rubbing on.
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Placid Marmot posted:I suppose if you squint and use your imagination... Someone has been lying to you about what insects and/or vagina's look like.
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I was going to make a comment about how most people here don't need to "imagine" what a vagina looks like, but we're talking about goons so...
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Out of curiosity, how much would you charge for one of your wooden vagina simulacrums?
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mostlygray posted:
It's David Letterman. He survived unharmed. I don't think they had laser interrupters in 1986.
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Placid Marmot posted:I guess this counts as OSHA since I was "occupied" and "working" with tools when it happened. Nice wood analog of your moms hoohaw btw.
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