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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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tidiox posted:

I'm wondering if anyone else has encountered what I assume are glitches in boss fights. The first is in the final boss: he'd often go into his catalyst form, cast homing soul whatever, then switch to another weapon. Except the homing spell would keep recasting itself for the rest of that first phase of the fight, making all his other movesets more dangerous.

Thats not a glitch

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Hamsterlady
Jul 8, 2010

Corpse Party, bitches.

I LIKE TO SMOKE WEE posted:

Anybody know offhand a list of mobs you can dress up as in the game? Really wanna try this

In this game? Because in this game your name and health bar is over your head at all times during multiplayer so they'll see through your ruse as soon as you enter their camera's field of view.

CasualMaleXL posted:

So Dark Souls social networking- what are some of the more popular messages you've left?

"charmer" next to the non-hostile creepy baby thing in Irithyll Dungeon, "let there be chest" in Gwynevere's room, "visions of rear" near the corpse of a DS1 butt demon, and "you bastard!" in the same room by a Capra Demon corpse

Goofy messages get more ratings. All my stuff like "ambush ahead" and "illusory wall" get one or two ratings tops.

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I have no idea why Scholar of the First Sin didn't reintroduce the lighting from the beta

because no matter what you idiots say, being forced to use a torch would loving suck you fuckin fools

proof: tomb of giants

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I AM BRAWW posted:

because no matter what you idiots say, being forced to use a torch would loving suck you fuckin fools

proof: tomb of giants

Tomb of the Giants was cool and good though

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

tidiox posted:

I'm wondering if anyone else has encountered what I assume are glitches in boss fights. The first is in the final boss: he'd often go into his catalyst form, cast homing soul whatever, then switch to another weapon. Except the homing spell would keep recasting itself for the rest of that first phase of the fight, making all his other movesets more dangerous.

That's not a glitch. It's like a buff, you can see the blue glow on him, it will keep casting as long as he has that glow.

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Tomb of the Giants was cool and good though

please stop this is a Troll-Free thread

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Uhhh I'm really confused.. wiki says that I can purchase Dung Pie from the handmaiden after I give her the grave warden's ashes, but I'm not seeing them on her. Are they a limited purchase that I already bought? I can buy kukri from her so I definitely gave her the ashes.

Particularly confused because I see other depleted items like "alluring skull" and "human pine resin" with 0 in stock, but no dung pie anywhere, so what gives?

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

lmao

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I AM BRAWW posted:

please stop this is a Troll-Free thread

This happened to literally everyone their first time through and its awesome

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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a cop posted:

Uhhh I'm really confused.. http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Hot-erotic-oil-massage says that I can purchase Dung Pie from the handmaiden after I give her the grave warden's ashes, but I'm not seeing them on her. Are they a limited purchase that I already bought? I can buy kukri from her so I definitely gave her the ashes.

Particularly confused because I see other depleted items like "alluring skull" and "human pine resin" with 0 in stock, but no dung pie anywhere, so what gives?

Quoting this post for epic wrong link

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Quoting this post for epic wrong link

lol woops!!!!

Hamsterlady
Jul 8, 2010

Corpse Party, bitches.

a cop posted:

Uhhh I'm really confused.. http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Hot-erotic-oil-massage says that I can purchase Dung Pie from the handmaiden after I give her the grave warden's ashes, but I'm not seeing them on her. Are they a limited purchase that I already bought? I can buy kukri from her so I definitely gave her the ashes.

wow, even porn is trying to get in on the dark souls popularity by including hot tips in their videos

Genocyber
Jun 4, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Quoting this post for epic wrong link

:laffo:

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Brannock posted:

DS2 has really horrible fullbright lighting, 2002-MMO-era textures, and sparse small boxy areas that honestly turn me off it bigly. I hope they fix up some of the mechanics stuff in DS3 since it's otherwise a vastly more visually appealing game.

I kind of like the lighting in DkS2 cause I'm almost never confused about what it is that I'm looking at. Where with this game I have a extremely hard time picking things out. It's not as atmospheric for sure.

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

Mel Mudkiper posted:

This happened to literally everyone their first time through and its awesome



It was great. Hell it was an amazing area, but for a single zone. More zones like that and it'd overstay it's welcome.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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a cop posted:

lol woops!!!!

its cool bro we all want to see some erotic hot oil massages from time to time

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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double post

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



I will say that I prefer DS1 and DS2's overall aesthetic to DS3's. DS3 is drinking far too heavily from the Bloodborne bottle for my tastes, and it ends up garishly clashing in tone throughout the game in places. The desaturated look really started to get to me after a while, too. Never did I think I would've been wishing to see the bright, sickly greens of Harvest Valley again, but I'd rather stare at that place than Farron Keep any day of the week.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

a cop posted:

Uhhh I'm really confused.. http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/...tic-oil-massage says that I can purchase Dung Pie from the handmaiden after I give her the grave warden's ashes, but I'm not seeing them on her. Are they a limited purchase that I already bought? I can buy kukri from her so I definitely gave her the ashes.

try finger but hole

tidiox
Jul 22, 2007

argondamn posted:

That's not a glitch. It's like a buff, you can see the blue glow on him, it will keep casting as long as he has that glow.

I guess his Power Within also lasts the whole fight, so I should have guessed that was the case.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

The Cheshire Cat posted:

I feel like someone should have told From that the whole "mimic" thing doesn't really work if you don't have any chests that AREN'T mimics.

eh, i've played enough dungeons and dragons, finding a chest that's not a mimic is already more of a shock

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Babe Magnet posted:

try finger but hole

sticky white stuff ahead

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

Mel Mudkiper posted:

BTW, do we ever get some good lore about what exactly the curse of the Profaned Capital was, and what the hell are those things in the Irithyll Dungeon are that look like Patches the Spider

Profaned Capital is Majula well

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



I AM BRAWW posted:

Profaned Capital is Majula well

I wish. The Rat King 2.0 would've probably been a better fight than Yhorm.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Mel Mudkiper posted:

sticky white stuff ahead

time for tongue

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
I thought Yhorm was cool

I AM BRAWW
Jul 18, 2014

Vermain posted:

I wish. The Rat King 2.0 would've probably been a better fight than Yhorm.

Body of the Ladder Vendor near the Profaned Capital bonfire

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Buck Turgidson posted:

I thought Yhorm was cool

He has a neat appearance, but he may as well turn into a large brightly-colored pinata as soon as you figure out the fight's gimmick.

I AM BRAWW posted:

Body of the Ladder Vendor near the Profaned Capital bonfire

Well, yes, but Majula's well wasn't exactly known for its Greek statuary, gargoyles, poison swamps, lack of rats, or Profaned Flames.

Glenn_Beckett
Sep 13, 2008

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television I'm just like 'Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Puncher and Wattmann of a personal God quaquaqua'
Upgraded the dancer swords and I completely take back every bad thing I said about dual wielding in this game.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Babe Magnet posted:

time for tongue

Amazing Chest ahead

Spooky Bear Ghost
Sep 17, 2010

lets get spooky

I AM BRAWW posted:

Body of the Ladder Vendor near the Profaned Capital bonfire

I think he was just exploring and found a buncha treasure and when he tried to haul it back up the ladder broke

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Glenn_Beckett posted:

Upgraded the dancer swords and I completely take back every bad thing I said about dual wielding in this game.

I pray to gay satan the DLC gives me dual wield rapiers again

I miss my broken gently caress you dual wield rapiers from DS2

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

hole ahead
therefore Time for mount

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Amazing Chest ahead

Could this be Tight Spot?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Babe Magnet posted:

Could this be Tight Spot?

gently caress, I'm out

Red Alert 2 Yuris Revenge
May 8, 2006

"My brain is amazing! It's full of wrinkles, and... Uh... Wait... What am I trying to say?"
This game is so powerful that beating it caused my PS4 to no longer have audio or video.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

longfinger, but hole

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Contest Winner posted:

This game is so powerful that beating it caused my PS4 to no longer have audio or video.

It reached the pinnacle of gaming and decided to sleep forever

BTW, I love my rapiers, but I have heard some people accusing them of being unfairly broken. However, in PVP and Co-op, no one ever seems to be using rapiers except for me. Are rapiers actually broken or are some people being babies?

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Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I'm really tired of fighting against the Dark Sword and it's really dumb in like every possible respect.

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