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Why does every critic and YouTube reviewer have to mention how mind-blowingly, dick-shatteringly awesome Wonder Woman's scenes were? She sucked and the movie blew rear end you pretend progressive buttwipes, tell the truth!
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Yeah, I'm pretty baffled by the praise for Gal Gadot's non-role in this movie. It can't be her fight scenes, they were el terrible.
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Apr 24, 2016 07:59
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Her lines are delivered in a very stiff manner.
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Apr 24, 2016 09:54
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You can't understand her 70's Schwarzenegger accident and she's just all around terrible casting, but when she turns into CGI and flies at the cave troll we're at a point in the movie where the bar is now so loving low that a cartoon fight where one of them is a rubber Wonder Woman is "the best part of the movie". See also: "Batman doing cool detective stuff" by being tricked into plugging a flash drive into a computer so he could find stuff Lex wanted him to find.
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Apr 24, 2016 13:20
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Yeah, I'm pretty baffled by the praise for Gal Gadot's non-role in this movie. It can't be her fight scenes, they were el terrible. I'm pretty sure it's because there was a 10 second shot during the Doomsday fight where she got knocked back but she had a big "gently caress, bring it on rear end in a top hat!" poo poo-eating grin on her face. She was the only character in the entire film who had an unambiguous moment of joy in the film and who was happy to be facing down the bad guys. Every time Superman or Batman had any sort of victory it was tainted by uncertainty or loss or misguided anger or it turned out they were being duped by Lex,, Wonder Woman was the only character who served up an uncomplicated "gently caress yeah!" moment in the entire 2 hr 33 m runtime. For general audiences who were expecting a bad rear end film about superheroes doing cool poo poo that would have been the highlight for them.
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Apr 24, 2016 13:49
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Sperghetti posted:Why does every critic and YouTube reviewer have to mention how mind-blowingly, dick-shatteringly awesome Wonder Woman's scenes were? She sucked and the movie blew rear end you pretend progressive buttwipes, tell the truth! They're not wrong when they say she's the best part of the movie. It's just that that's also the dictionary definition of damning with faint praise.
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Apr 24, 2016 14:18
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why not just cast Gina Carano? i watched the better and vastly more successful film Deadpool wait why did i bold that, anyway i watched the film Deadpool gently caress, knock it off, i watched...a recent film with Gina Carano in it, and she had the same range and a better command of english
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Apr 24, 2016 14:49
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Because they are trying to build Gal into a star.
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Apr 24, 2016 14:51
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they better make the dark and serious aquaman movie for Space Cop budget if they plan on making any money on it. i wonder if we'll be able to see the detritus of old mythbusters experiments in the LA high school pool they're shooting it in at night without permission
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Apr 24, 2016 14:54
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Apr 24, 2016 14:55
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Adrianne Palicki somehow managed to look like she could throw a punch but also had a waist. Crazy.
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Apr 24, 2016 15:00
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Any version of Aquaman who can't sing the Aquaman's Rousing Song Of Heroism is not a good Aquaman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsEBOlxw4f8 Nobody cared about the original Aquaman beyond "Aquaman, he's really useless!" jokes. Nobody got taken in by Angry, Angsty Aquaman. Happy Aquaman at least had something going for him.
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Apr 24, 2016 15:02
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Tezzor posted:why not just cast Gina Carano? i watched the better and vastly more successful film Deadpool wait why did i bold that, anyway i watched the film Deadpool gently caress, knock it off, i watched...a recent film with Gina Carano in it, and she had the same range and a better command of english i asked the same question.
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Apr 24, 2016 15:09
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Here's an idea Obese Superman it makes sense too because he never goes to the gym and even if he did everything there would be too light to stimulate his super muscles. I believe a fat superman would better reflect the times we live in and I believe a lot more people in this great nation of ours would be able to identify with him better
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Apr 24, 2016 15:26
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gal gadot looks exactly like someone who's had superpowers her whole life. they should have actually cast a skinny twig dude as superman since it'd be impossible for him to lift anything heavy enough to get his pump on edit: kinda beaten. gently caress you
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Apr 24, 2016 15:29
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Superman was obese loads of times in the funny papers before Byrne ruined everything and made Superman not fun. e: Actually I seem to remember even Byrne did obese Superman.
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Apr 24, 2016 15:31
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ROFLburger posted:Okay I've seen worse movies. The scene where batman and superman become bros was pretty dumb. The scary batman voice was even funnier than the one Christian Bale did for the Dark Knight series.
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Apr 24, 2016 15:33
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Tezzor posted:why not just cast Gina Carano? i watched the better and vastly more successful film Deadpool wait why did i bold that, anyway i watched the film Deadpool gently caress, knock it off, i watched...a recent film with Gina Carano in it, and she had the same range and a better command of english Have you seen sicker punch? Carano is not a Snyder type.
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Apr 24, 2016 15:40
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whatever7 posted:Have you seen sicker punch? Carano is not a Snyder type. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZvFQFEjjQw
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Apr 24, 2016 15:48
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Zzulu posted:Here's an idea Something awful meta joke about its own community goes here  Then later he loses his weight by pinballing between asteroids in outer space.
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Apr 24, 2016 16:27
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Mods please change the title of the GBS and CineD BvS threads to "Batman vs Superman: I've Become a Super-Fatso!"
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Apr 24, 2016 17:24
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All I see is: "Gina Carano is Too Heavy We can't have a female Martha Idiot"
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Apr 24, 2016 17:26
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Frankly, Gal Gadot could stand to lose 75 pounds.
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Apr 24, 2016 17:49
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i want gina carano to crush my head like a watermelon between her thighs
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Apr 24, 2016 17:54
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How about Ronda Rousey? I thought she was nice in Expendables 3
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Apr 24, 2016 17:54
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Groovelord Neato posted:i want gina carano to crush my head like a watermelon between her thighs i love those videos
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Apr 24, 2016 17:59
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Judakel posted:Because they are trying to build Gal into a star. this has always struck me as hilarious since she's an avowed zionist who's already managed to piss off folks as a barely-famous star. it's only a matter of time before she says something too stupid to hand wave away.
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Apr 24, 2016 18:00
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West Batman Best Batman
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Apr 24, 2016 18:05
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:this has always struck me as hilarious since she's an avowed zionist who's already managed to piss off folks as a barely-famous star. it's only a matter of time before she says something too stupid to hand wave away. I know nothing about Gal Gadot, can you elaborate on this?
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Apr 24, 2016 18:22
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i'd like to invade gal gadot's gaza strip if you know what i mean
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Apr 24, 2016 18:38
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is the jar of piss going to get a movie?
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Apr 24, 2016 18:38
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Xenomrph posted:I know nothing about Gal Gadot, can you elaborate on this? Israeli military (special forces or something like that?) and like many from Israel, thinks they are at war with Palestinians and Arabs in general and will one day sy something along the lines of the Israeli military being totally justified in gunning down Palestinian children which is presumably the next escalation of all this, and not far from happening right now.
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Apr 24, 2016 18:48
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Groovelord Neato posted:i want gina carano to crush my head like a watermelon between her thighs Same.
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Apr 24, 2016 18:53
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i'd let gadot murder my children (by swallowing them)
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Apr 24, 2016 18:54
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Xenomrph posted:I know nothing about Gal Gadot, can you elaborate on this? http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/5630150
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Apr 24, 2016 19:00
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Holy poo poo! Are you telling me that an israeli woman supports israel?   what a loving monster, what a loving evil bitch By the way Americans have bombed a lot of civilians and is at least just as bad and would act exactly like Israel if they were in their situation
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Apr 24, 2016 19:11
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Yeah lol you are loving dumb if you think Gal Gadot's career is going to sink because she defends Israel.
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Apr 24, 2016 19:31
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Zzulu posted:Holy poo poo! Are you telling me that an israeli woman supports israel? Holy poo poo! Are you telling me a German woman in 1944 supported the nazis?! By the way the allies bombed the poo poo out of Dresden and don't forget dropping nukes on Japan. We would have done the same as Germany if we were in the same situation as they were during the Weimar Republic.
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Apr 24, 2016 19:33
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For content, at least in Hitlers Germany degenerative dreck like Batman vs Superman would have been illegal to make.
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imagine writing the jar of piss scene and thinking "this is good, I've done something clever here". Just imagine.
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