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MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016


To be honest, I am starting to run out of fucks for these completely inaccurate bulshit pieces. The more crazy the expectations are by the market, the bigger the crash, shock and awe will be when it all shuts down or it is released as a "minimum viable product".

e: bird pic

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Apr 24, 2016

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Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

Decrepus posted:

It has 8 spare pods to store gas in. More would make it too profitable and less would not make it economical to run compared to other professional ships. I am glad they already finished the economy and can't wait for them to click the Implement button.

there's at least 5 buttons that need pressing then the game can launch.

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

Derek, do you think I could have my Steam credits earlier this month? I really want to play Battlefleet Gothic Armada but payday is on the 5th :(

razak
Apr 13, 2016

Ready for graphing

peter gabriel posted:

They even suck at sucking

They have decided to aim for the MVS, Minimal Viable Sucking, at this point.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Can't wait for IMMERSION to give me flight startup processes taking many minutes out of my day just to start my ship!

How else will I know if the Vanduuls have booby-trapped my ship, or if space debris has damaged it in a subtle way?

Chris said patch 2.6, but I'm hopeful for an august 2.5 patch release.

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Can't wait for IMMERSION to give me flight startup processes taking many minutes out of my day just to start my ship!

How else will I know if the Vanduuls have booby-trapped my ship, or if space debris has damaged it in a subtle way?

Chris said patch 2.6, but I'm hopeful for an august 2.5 patch release.

Someone should show Rogue System to Chris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSLhRTnAtk

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

They've already got tons of money so it's safe to give them more. That makes sense right?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

iron buns posted:

Someone should show Rogue System to Chris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSLhRTnAtk

:suicide:

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



So here's the lyrics to 'What do I get?" by the Buzzcocks suitably updated for CIG

I just want a game better than all the others
What do I get?
I want the inevitable consequences of Piracy
What do I get?
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
I’m on Reddit and my dream is in bits
What do I get?
My brain’s about to break ‘cause the game is a fake
What do I get?
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
We’ve only got a little part
Of all the promises made by Chris
It’s all the fault of Derek Smart
Now I’m so angry that I could piss
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
We’ve only got a little part
Of all the promises made by Chris
It’s all the fault of Derek Smart
Now I’m so angry that I could piss
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
I just want a game better than all the others
What do I get?
I want the inevitable consequences of Piracy
What do I get?
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
What do I get?
Oh oh, what do I get?
Well let me tell you now
(What do I get?)
(What do I get?)
(What do I get?)
I don’t see a catch
(What do I get?)
To the thirty gig patch
(What do I get?)
Their lovely webshows
(What do I get?)
Nothing at all
At all, at all, at all
At all, at all, at all
Hope 2.4 fixes the PU

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
I'm personally looking forward to Squadron 42: Prologue Episode 1 Part 1 being released just in time for Christmas.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

SurfaceDetail posted:

I'm personally looking forward to Squadron 42: Prologue Episode 1 Part 1 being released just in time for Christmas.

I'm not sure Christmas will be a thing any more at that point.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Goobs posted:

there's at least 5 buttons that need pressing then the game can launch.

You forgot the 3 hour long "Intro Cutscene"

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

iron buns posted:

Someone should show Rogue System to Chris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKSLhRTnAtk


What in the actual gently caress... People enjoy that poo poo?

I can understand plane flight sims. Those teach you something. This Space Ship Simulator? Who... Why?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
You liked the ending to Mass effect 3. It's you. You are the lowest common denominator.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Regarde Aduck posted:

You liked the ending to Mass effect 3. It's you. You are the lowest common denominator.

I thought it was pretty bad rear end to turn everyone into machine/bio hybrids, thanks.

Logical conclusion to the the story.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Tippis posted:

I suppose it would be ghoulish to actually wish that some of the whales go completely broke — in particular the “disposable income” crowd. They're slowly convincing me to get fully behind that position, though, through their singleminded refusal to question anything about the project and their role in it.


The disposable income crowd you have in the forums are the same guys who have kick boxing girlfriends. They are full of poo poo.

I would say that the mass majority of older guys with actual disposable income don't read the forum, don't read reddit, don't read SA. They get an email with a fancy looking ship and impulse buy the thing.
They will be the first in line in the eventual class action suit because they can afford a lawyer.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/4g23qu/just_became_a_permanent_citizen/d2f6cs5

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
:stonklol:

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012


Wow.. im really hoping the other person is a goon trolling the poo poo out of you.. but i doubt it.

AdulfRollt seems like a pretty unreasonable guy though. Who honestly thinks the game isnt coming out at this point? CiG has my confidance and anyone who thinks otherwise should be dragged out into the street and have Nickelodeon Slime dropped on them.

grimcreaper fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Apr 24, 2016

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

come back Karl

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I am really upset over the video game and I am attempting to hide it by laughing in text!

hahaha haha hahaha

star citizen am I right?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Star Citizen - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

I feel bad for those who missed the Karl era. Thread is a hollow ghost of what it once was

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Actual footage of Karl at all times

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances
"derelict poo poo" is a new low. I mean jesus at this point just call him "Poopyhead" and be done with it.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Solomonic posted:

Star Citizen - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I approve. Very accurate.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006





Stimpy Winky

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Please remember to call or visit your parents every so often because they raised you with love and would like to see how you are doing these days

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
*ahem*

Design documenpfffhahahahahah

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Ben Lesnick, Developer

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

I.N.R.I posted:

Please remember to call or visit your parents every so often because they raised you with love and would like to see how you are doing these days

Nobody has commented on your posts but this is seriously good advice.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Same with "Call centre work is a thankless job, please try not being mean to them. :unsmith: "

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Unless they are assholes trying to convince you to pay more for a shittier phone plan.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Ultraaaaaaaaaa Combo!!!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Lol

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Im glad of it

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Daztek posted:



Stimpy Winky

Jesus Christ, Daztek.


I don't understand how you manage to make Hitlerbaby even more terrifying, but you always do.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Same with "Call centre work is a thankless job, please try not being mean to them. :unsmith: "

Next time i get a call from "Tim" im half tempted scream at him.

"Hi! This is... Tim... And im calling about the recent loan we were talking about. I was able to talk my boss into $250,000 with a fixed APR of 92%. This is a really good deal and will beat any banks you might have talked to."

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
I don't appreciate being lied to on the phone. Your name isn't Jim. Its Samar. Its okay that you are Indian. Just be honest.

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SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

Daztek posted:



Stimpy Winky

Holy poo poo

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