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Apr 24, 2016 19:53
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By far the funniest thing about this is that the newly-minted DAWGFATHER PHD is 54 years old.
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Antivehicular posted:By far the funniest thing about this is that the newly-minted DAWGFATHER PHD is 54 years old.
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The Dawgfather sold hot dogs in front of my school's student union in 2002 (and surrounding years) when I went there, and I used to buy them, and they were good! He was Dawgfather even then. I don't recall if he had the PhD yet at that time. 
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Name changes aren't as easy in Canada, but one of the terms that does make it simpler is if you've been known by a certain alias for a long time.
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Looking at the court records this week, apparently there's a woman in my town named Kharming Khaunci (lastname). The last name also starts with K. That name alone is bad enough, but her initials are KKK. That's just awful.
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Apr 25, 2016 09:39
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That Robox posted:Looking at the court records this week, apparently there's a woman in my town named Kharming Khaunci (lastname). The last name also starts with K. That name alone is bad enough, but her initials are KKK. That's just awful. Heh, the racism letters!
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Apr 25, 2016 09:44
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Aphrodite posted:Name changes aren't as easy in Canada, but one of the terms that does make it simpler is if you've been known by a certain alias for a long time. Same here. You can't call a child anything you want but if you've been called Tarzan for the past 20 years, you can change your name to Tarzan. (There are currently "under 5" male people with the first name Tarzan in Finland. They don't give out exact numbers below 5 so I guess it's just the one dude.)
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Apr 25, 2016 09:46
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I wonder when someone is going to try to use that condition to change their name to a gamertag or something.
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Jerry Cotton posted:(There are currently "under 5" male people with the first name Tarzan in Finland. They don't give out exact numbers below 5 so I guess it's just the one dude.) You should change your name to Tarzan and see if it ticks over. If not then start enlisting your friends to do the same until it does.
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Apr 25, 2016 15:59
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Glessica. Short for God bless America. 
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Apr 25, 2016 17:10
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It sounds like a disease.
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If you suffer from moderate to severe depression, ask your doctor if Glessica is right for you.
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Apr 26, 2016 00:09
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Astrofig posted:It sounds like a disease. It sounds like a noxious weed. Glessica irritans poisoning affects 300 Americans each summer. Always wear gloves when gardening!
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Apr 26, 2016 08:42
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Yoshi Jjang posted:Glessica. "Stuff your Glessica!" - Julius Caesar
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Apr 26, 2016 09:06
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From this hosed up story comes this gem of a name - Hyphernkemberly Dorvilier
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Met this guy at a conference last year. That's Professor gently caress to the likes of you and I.
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Apr 27, 2016 11:35
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Really hoping his middle name is "As".
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sweeperbravo posted:Well he's obviously already the father of a Dawg, and certainly old enough to have completed such a doctorate. The PHD in Dawgfather PHD literally stands for Professional Hot Dogger.
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Apr 27, 2016 16:10
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Memento posted:Met this guy at a conference last year. Doctor gently caress
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CellBlock posted:Doctor gently caress Fertility specialist?
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Apr 27, 2016 23:38
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Memento posted:It sounds like a noxious weed. This is so spot on that I'm giggling like a moron on the subway.
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Apr 27, 2016 23:56
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There's like a 99% chance that's a Mormon family. They come up with some bizarre names for their kids, especially their daughters.
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Apr 28, 2016 01:05
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In case there's someone who's never seen it, the Utah Baby Namer.
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Apr 28, 2016 02:48
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RC and Moon Pie posted:In case there's someone who's never seen it, the Utah Baby Namer. I hope to someday meet Chinchilla Zest
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Apr 28, 2016 07:19
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There's a story in the news today about a 12 year old girl who accidentally ran a half marathon. (She got there at the wrong time for a 5k, and after realizing she was in the wrong race decided "gently caress it" and finished it anyway.) Her name is LeeAdianez, which I'm not even sure how you're supposed to say.
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Apr 28, 2016 14:10
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RC and Moon Pie posted:In case there's someone who's never seen it, the Utah Baby Namer. That cannot be real. Dwendle? Dyke? Dull? KPaul. Are you fuckin' with me here? Loid. LeR. Radbod. Statehood, Stod, Tage Bo, Thermos, Treb. Are Mormons even real? venus de lmao has a new favorite as of 20:23 on Apr 28, 2016 |
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Apr 28, 2016 20:17
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Bertrand Hustle posted:KPaul. KPaul! quv pong je ghoghmey SuvwI'!
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Apr 28, 2016 20:34
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Bertrand Hustle posted:That cannot be real. Dwendle? Dyke? Dull? I grew up Mormon, and I've found that the more Mormons you get together (think Utah, Idaho, Las Vegas etc.) the crazier they get collectively. In smaller concentrations, they're okay people. On a similar topic, my wacky Mormon sister named her first child Nephi (important character from the Book of Mormon). If she lived in a Mormon-heavy place it wouldn't be as weird, but she doesn't. Thankfully, he died before he could be embarrassed by his name.
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Apr 28, 2016 22:55
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We used to know a mormon girl named Messiah Brings Peace, who had a sister named Jesus Is Lord.
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Apr 29, 2016 01:42
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^Disappointing IMO
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FELD1 posted:I grew up Mormon, and I've found that the more Mormons you get together (think Utah, Idaho, Las Vegas etc.) the crazier they get collectively. In smaller concentrations, they're okay people. If there's a lot if Mormons in Las Vegas (which honestly surprises me a lot) that kind of explains the one minor bad guy named Nephi in New Vegas. Were Mormons upset at all about that, or did it not hit their radar really?
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