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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Please don't doxx me. You... you're Žižek-Man?
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Mine was Violence Man, he was like Batman except he was poor. His main weapon was a cinderblock attached to a chain.
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Apr 25, 2016 13:37
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Moon Atari posted:Mine was Violence Man, he was like Batman except he was poor. His main weapon was a cinderblock attached to a chain. Oh you wrote for Milestone Comics?
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Apr 25, 2016 13:39
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Squizzle posted:DC films will all be failures in my eyes until at least one includes this song: Is there some kind of curse on DC that allows them to make really animated stuff by siphoning the quality off of anything live action they do? And vice versa for Marvel?
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Apr 25, 2016 13:41
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Was Slime Grime's car called The Dump Truck? He could fly with farts so I didn't think up any accessories sold separately. Also, Slime Grime: [pointing butt at Jar of Piss] Looks like you've met your end Jar of Piss. Jar of Piss: Haha, your germ controlling powers are useless against me, Slime Grime. Piss is sterile! Slime Grime: [wagging butt] I hate to poop your party, but you rear endumed wrong. Urine deep trouble. [Jar of Piss is attacked by yeast and urinary tract bacteria] Come on, WB/DC. This poo poo writes itself! *[not actually true but no one knows that]
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Apr 25, 2016 13:46
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Lol Tezzor got a prob/ban for calling people idiots in the CD Star Wars thread. A badge of honor. 
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Apr 25, 2016 14:25
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batman v suparman : dawn of justpiss
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Apr 25, 2016 14:32
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Was Slime Grime's car called The Dump Truck? 
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many johnnys posted:batman v suparman : dawn of justpiss
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Apr 25, 2016 15:03
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I am watching Superman vs the Elite and it is an entire movie on why being dark and edgy is bad lmao
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Apr 25, 2016 16:02
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many johnnys posted:batman v suparman : dawn of justpiss 
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found his hospital id 
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Apr 25, 2016 16:29
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When I was young I had Snow Leopard Man (Snowy for short) a young beat cop bound to a mystical spirit that compelled him to fight crime (and poachers/polluters) as a ferocious were-leopard. Regeneration, strength, agility, claws. There was also Tropical Man. A Pacific Islander gifted by his gods with the power to control weather, plants and animals. His power was strongest in the tropics, so when working outside that area, it was often with a partner or a team. Storm with a smattering of Poison Ivy and the Heart kid from Captain Planet. There were others and I had a super team, but those are the two I remember most clearly, mostly because I drew and wrote about them the most.
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Apr 25, 2016 18:28
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many johnnys posted:batman v suparman : dawn of justpiss well done
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Apr 25, 2016 18:43
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many johnnys posted:batman v suparman : dawn of justpiss Incredible
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Apr 25, 2016 18:51
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that guy is currently serving three years for buying poo poo with a stolen credit card and heroin i guess http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24911186
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You know, I was sort of thinking about a missed scene in the movie. That scene in the film where Bruce and Diana are talking about how weapons in some museum display are fake. They should have pulled a Winter Soldier. She should have gotten off the plane when the Doomsday fight was starting, went right to the museum and shoved around helpless security guards to arm herself with legitimate ancient weapons that the museum didn't know were actually enchanted. Then Stan Lee just clocks in, turns corner, walks into scene to see a costumed Diana abusing helpless men, and just spins around, turns back around corner and clocks out. "I left New York to get away from this..."
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Apr 25, 2016 19:36
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JediTalentAgent posted:You know, I was sort of thinking about a missed scene in the movie. That scene in the film where Bruce and Diana are talking about how weapons in some museum display are fake. They should have pulled a Winter Soldier. *A CS poster sniffs the air menacingly* F...FUN??!
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Also, Lex should hate Superman because he's kneeling in the crumbling dirt of Lexcorp tower, looks over, and sees Superman french kissing Lois and getting close to making out on the ashes of Metropolis.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:When I was maybe 7 I came up with the best superhero ever, Slime Grime. Better call 1994 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCTT3pqJwy4
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Apr 25, 2016 21:37
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None of the bitch rear end superheros y'all invented when you were 10 can beat the superhero I invented when I was 10: Venom X, which was just Venom, but he had also had a do-rag and a machine gun. He would have been a perfect fit in this movie TBH
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:None of the bitch rear end superheros y'all invented when you were 10 can beat the superhero I invented when I was 10: Venom X, which was just Venom, but he had also had a do-rag and a machine gun. He would have been a perfect fit in this movie TBH That guy sounds like he'd fit right in with the Image Comics Cinematic Universe. We need to get Spawn and uh, like, uh Savage Dragon and Witchblade and The Maxx, Venom X and Youngblood or some poo poo, give them all stand alone movies with interwoven cameos then build to some sort of mega-squad poo poo. Maybe throw in Bone? E: Was Gen 13 Image or one of the subsidiaries? Cause people love super teams.
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I invented all my superheroes during the mid to late 80's so they all have ridiculous hair (think Whitesnake videos) or clothing (think Longshot meets Nicholas Cage in Valley Girl). I still have all the pictures. I haven't decided if I want to burn them, or just have them buried with me.
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a happy snowman posted:I still have all the pictures. I haven't decided if I want to burn them, or just have them buried with me. the truth is in the middle: post them
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a happy snowman posted:I invented all my superheroes during the mid to late 80's so they all have ridiculous hair (think Whitesnake videos) or clothing (think Longshot meets Nicholas Cage in Valley Girl). Make a thread about DIY childhood superheroes!
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Apr 25, 2016 23:09
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Dr Cheeto posted:Make a thread about DIY childhood superheroes! Yes please.
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a happy snowman posted:I invented all my superheroes during the mid to late 80's so they all have ridiculous hair (think Whitesnake videos) or clothing (think Longshot meets Nicholas Cage in Valley Girl). Mine where all late '80s/early '90s, so they all have trenchcoats before The Matrix and Garth Ennis ruined them for everyone. Also, Columbine.
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Pvt.Scott posted:That guy sounds like he'd fit right in with the Image Comics Cinematic Universe. We need to get Spawn and uh, like, uh Savage Dragon and Witchblade and The Maxx, Venom X and Youngblood or some poo poo, give them all stand alone movies with interwoven cameos then build to some sort of mega-squad poo poo. Maybe throw in Bone? Gen13 was Wildstorm, now DC.
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My characters were Fyre and Yce, twin sisters with elemental powers whose arms were always behind their back because I was great at drawing huge boobs but terrible at drawing hands.
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a happy snowman posted:I invented all my superheroes during the mid to late 80's so they all have ridiculous hair (think Whitesnake videos) or clothing (think Longshot meets Nicholas Cage in Valley Girl). why are you not posting these
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makoto20 posted:My characters were Fyre and Yce, twin sisters with elemental powers whose arms were always behind their back because I was great at drawing huge boobs but terrible at drawing hands. post the art
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Apr 26, 2016 01:23
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piss jar sold separately 
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:piss jar sold separately Are those jar graspin interchangeable hands I see?!
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Not my work, but this dude digs out pictures of his childhood superhero creations and redraws them with his adult, professional-level skill. Check out Electro Fire Ninja:  and Laser Panther: 
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my character was electrokid, some oc do not steal mix of static shock and tim drake robin. his origin story was basically that scene in pumpkinhead 2 where they beat up and then lynch that retarded kid and then lightning strikes the corpse and he comes back to life and uses his newfound life and powers for good or some poo poo
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Actually, gently caress Blazerman, GodzillaMan was the best. He had a jetpack shaped like one of Godzilla's spikes, a helmet that shot atomic fire, and claw gloves that gave him Godzilla stregth. His origin story was that one day he crashed his car into a rack of Godzilla VHS tapes, and decided to use the power of Godzilla to fight crime. Been done   
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Moon Atari posted:
Snyder and Goyer hear the well-known idiom, "Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining", and are inspired. But alas, the producers veto his scene where the wheelchair man pisses all over the lady. The show must go on, and Snyder knows what he must do.
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TheIncredulousHulk posted:None of the bitch rear end superheros y'all invented when you were 10 can beat the superhero I invented when I was 10: Venom X, which was just Venom, but he had also had a do-rag and a machine gun. He would have been a perfect fit in this movie TBH We're halfway there, the current Venom is Agent Venom, a soldier who lost his legs in the Iraq war but who gains his mobility back when he bonds with the Venom symbiote.  He's mostly in control of the symbiote but every now and then it gets the upper hand and Hulks out on some bad guy: 
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