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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

david carmichael posted:

This is what we are all here for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ja3N2jS4VQ&t=115s

oh he caught him mike

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Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Arena Mexico style

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
I'm just posting again because there was a post made here over an hour ago that still isn't updating on this wondrous technical marvel we post on

edit: that fixed it, we did it every body

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
its a good gooch kick

and that knee was my poo poo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a46nrmYvj2s

Takeru owns, (tournament spoilers) Taiga, the guy who won the 60kg tournament with two KOs and beating Koya Urabe pretty handily, got his rear end beat by Takeru at 55kg

For some reason even though he's absurdly violent and taunts his opponents constantly he has a huge fanbase of children, apparently the only reason he was on the Rizin card was because Takada's son begged him

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

POWERFUL

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012

Triticum Guzzler posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a46nrmYvj2s

Takeru owns, (tournament spoilers) Taiga, the guy who won the 60kg tournament with two KOs and beating Koya Urabe pretty handily, got his rear end beat by Takeru at 55kg

For some reason even though he's absurdly violent and taunts his opponents constantly he has a huge fanbase of children, apparently the only reason he was on the Rizin card was because Takada's son begged him

Kids probably think he's one of them

Hasn't Taiga been beaten up like three times by Takeru? I remember that insanely sick spinning backfist knockout.

afatwhiteloaf fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Apr 25, 2016

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Triticum Guzzler posted:



3. Please make your guesses about what news story is contained in this spoiler text. Spin the wheel, win a prize.

It's the same hotel chain that he beat up the receptionist at a few years ago, lol. He's committed so many assaults that he's doing reruns.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Captain Log posted:

It's reached the point in which am concerned for us being even this tangentically related to Badr Hari.

I keep wondering why no one's shot Badr Hari yet but then I'm reminded Europe doesn't do guns the way the US does.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
On a long enough timeline Badr Hari will assault us all

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Life is just a matter of dying of old age before Badr Hari finds you.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
badr hari's mole is actually a tiny demon that has slowly been taking over his body and making him violent. one day it will finish incubating and burst free, and as he lays on the ground dying from the wound, he'll ask a passing stranger where he is, and how he got there, before finally mumbling in some incomprehensible long-forgotten language and fading into nothing. only a golden syringe and a tablet depicting strange geometric arrangements of molecules will be left behind where he lay.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
Ronaldo gave him that penthouse in Trump tower so it's only a matter of time until he battles all of NYC

Biafraid
Jan 31, 2008

yeah.

maffew buildings posted:

On a long enough timeline Badr Hari will assault us all

lmao

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

maffew buildings posted:

On a long enough timeline Badr Hari will assault us all

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
I've heard a little about this. Does anyone have a rundown of all the crazy poo poo he's done?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
dude if all of us posted everything we remember off the top of our heads we might get 80% of it. there's a lot and it's all violent

fun aside anyone else remember that documentary a few years ago where he went back to Morocco and talked about getting his poo poo together and not being a violent psycho? cool plan dude

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Snowman_McK posted:

I've heard a little about this. Does anyone have a rundown of all the crazy poo poo he's done?

there are dozens and dozens of unprovoked assaults but some of his greatest hits are on wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badr_Hari#Personal_life

but it doesn't mention the time he burned a pregnant woman's house down

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
i recently read about a man in missouri who has so far completed 20 years of a life sentence for marijuana possession. i don't know why i'm bringing this up

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
It would be cool if he was gunned down on the street, for a change

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
K-1's 65kg WGP has been announced for the 24th of June:

Tournament
- Hideaki Yamazaki vs Stanislav Renita
- Ilias Bulaid vs Chris Mauceri
- Massaro Glunder vs Masaaki Noiri
- Kaew Weerasakreck vs HIROYA

Reserve
- Minoru "Philip" Kimura vs NOMAN

Superfights
- Takeru vs Ozawa Kaito
- Urabe Hirotaka vs Komiyama Kosuke

Yamazaki was the Japan GP winner and KO'd Yuta Kubo then decisioned Noiri. Renita is the King of Kings 65kg champ. Bulaid is a Mike's Gym guy who's mostly fought in Enfusion and is only 20 years old, he just had a really good fight with Kaew, he'll make most guys wilt. Mauceri is a Lion Fight guy but he's gonna be in tough without elbows. Massaro Glunder is Rodney Glunder's kid, his biggest win was a cut stoppage against Noiri but has had mixed results since.

Looks like another really good tournament, I see a Yamazaki/Kaew rematch for the final but wouldn't be surprised to see Bulaid or Noiri there either. Hopefully it'll be on Abema for free again.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Bulaid is awesome and I think he takes it

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

origami posted:

Ronaldo gave him that penthouse in Trump tower so it's only a matter of time until he battles all of NYC

my girlfriend works in Manhattan and I've no joke showed her his picture and told her to avoid him at all costs just in case

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

my girlfriend works in Manhattan and I've no joke showed her his picture and told her to avoid him at all costs just in case

Lol

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
I've been doing a little rewatch of old K-1 GPs and yesterday it was 1997 which called for the making of a nice little gif.

http://i.imgur.com/Ec4SVUU.gifv

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
fightland did a write up on andy recently

http://fightland.vice.com/blog/andys-gloves-the-night-that-andy-hug-became-a-kickboxer

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
https://twitter.com/ZackMwekassa/status/730059518349066240?s=09

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I'm Mwekassa's manager and am signing new fighters to my agency -- ITPlanB.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
I assume this is a gym rivalry or something because lol at a boxer calling out Saki

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


vainman posted:

I assume this is a gym rivalry or something because lol at a boxer calling out Saki

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_Mwekassa

:confused:

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
He's been just as active boxing, but pretty much only continental stuff.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Mwekassa is notable mostly for swiftly putting an end to any notions that Pat Barry would be competitive in his return to kickboxing after getting cut by the UFC.

https://fat.gfycat.com/HeavySardonicHippopotamus.webm

colonel_korn fucked around with this message at 21:42 on May 10, 2016

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
mwekassa at his best has nothing for saki at his worst and it's a sad indictment of the state of glory that it's impossible to tell if this "callout" was ordered by the promotion or not

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I'm used to horrific mismatches in MMA resulting in funniest possible outcomes so I hope this is no different!

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

freaking geeks

"this martial arts business has grown quite tiring and troublesome, and i require more time to plan our new external netwrok"

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

He was Botha's sparring partnerfor a long time has spent way more time boxing so I feel okay calling him a boxer

Also, way to drop the ball on that biography Wikipedia editors

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/11/6/7169201/glory-18-zack-mwekassa-most-interesting-man-in-combat-sports-snakes-gunshots-poison-volcano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_FMvS2fwWI

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

colonel_korn posted:

Mwekassa is notable mostly for swiftly putting an end to any notions that Pat Barry would be competitive in his return to kickboxing after getting cut by the UFC.

https://fat.gfycat.com/HeavySardonicHippopotamus.webm

Barry had a wild loving ride and I'm glad he got out when he did. Him and arose married yet?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
nah they couldn't get her parents permission so they have to wait another year til she's old enough

feels good to click this thread when there's new posts and it's not murder or badr hari assault updates

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.
You can't get married on your own at 23?

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Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

This was a really cool read. I'd love to hear him on rogans podcast. The kickboxer episodes have all been really good so far.

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