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social vegan



my dad also said he's addicted to lean and lost his job and maybe i won't see him and then spent 5 minutes trying to find a middleground for a joke between being tilted and when rappers say "turnt"

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super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
Its this piece of code and several others that are causing the rotation:

}
.forum_269.thread_3717961 img {
-webkit-animation: spin 9000s linear infinite;
-moz-animation: spin 9000s linear infinite;
animation: spin 9000s linear infinite;
}

Basically there are a bunch of different methods to make sure the images spin in different browsers etc.

Full snippet here: http://pastebin.com/WsSZ8CiG

what is THREADDESTORYER?


ScrubLeague

google THIS posted:

images in BYOB are set to rotate 360° over the course of 9000 seconds

I mean how do you not make it 9001

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Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat

ScrubLeague posted:

I mean how do you not make it 9001
theyre set to rotate over 9000 seconds

bare bottom pancakes

Production: Complete

Sham bam bamina! posted:

theyre set to rotate over 9000 seconds

Farmer Crack-Ass

this is me posting irl

shinmai

CHK Instruction

google THIS posted:

the rotation is being done via pure css animations in forums.css. images in BYOB are set to rotate 360° over the course of 9000 seconds

they're similar tomfoolery going on in the Bernie Sanders thread in d&d, also there's a poster whose d&d posts are getting turned upside down and mirrored

i'm also noting that this is being facilitated by css classes that make it easy to identify forum, thread, and user ID, so there'll probably be a lot more of this in the future

kind of almost makes me want to work on yobscript again

There are random sticky modal window popups in YOSPOS as well.


thanks Matoi Ryuko :love:

FluffieDuckie

Tace Vim posted:

*props up right side of laptop with old napkins and cardboard*


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

google THIS

shinmai posted:

There are random sticky modal window popups in YOSPOS as well.

that's probably controlled by javascript I was just pointing out some other things I noticed in the css file

MrWillsauce

so is something wrong with the mainframe, or...?



Matoi Ryuko


MrWillsauce posted:

so is something wrong with the mainframe, or...?

No, the changes are just for fun.

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

google THIS posted:

that's probably controlled by javascript I was just pointing out some other things I noticed in the css file

e: please add to byob.css


social vegan



i remember when tony hawk landed the first sticky modal at the x-games

Farmer Crack-Ass

this is me posting irl

MrWillsauce posted:

so is something wrong with the mainframe, or...?

yeah hackers corrupted the FORTRAN libraries in core memory, fortunately ZDR's a deft hand at reeling the reel-to-reel tape reels and should have us at COBOL 7 status in no time at all

MrWillsauce

jeez ZDR really knows his poo poo I'm glad he's on our side...



Farmer Crack-Ass

this is me posting irl
yeah same

MrWillsauce

so how are the kilobytes looking?



Matoi Ryuko


MrWillsauce posted:

so how are the kilobytes looking?

They're all fully kilofied and well-bitten, nothing to worry about!

MrWillsauce

okay what about the back-end gui visual basic



Matoi Ryuko


MrWillsauce posted:

okay what about the back-end gui visual basic

Who's back-end are you lookin' at, pervert!?

MrWillsauce

lowtax? I don't know I'm not good at computers



Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

yeah hackers corrupted the FORTRAN libraries in core memory, fortunately ZDR's a deft hand at reeling the reel-to-reel tape reels and should have us at COBOL 7 status in no time at all
i dont know, i heard someone knocked over a stack of punch cards and it's gonna be a while before he can sort them all out again

Farmer Crack-Ass

this is me posting irl

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i dont know, i heard someone knocked over a stack of punch cards and it's gonna be a while before he can sort them all out again

oh poo poo i didn't hear about that!! :ohdear:

shinmai

CHK Instruction

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Who's back-end are you lookin' at, pervert!?

ooh, tottemo tsundere! :O


thanks Matoi Ryuko :love:

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
I've caputred a live feed from Lowtax HQ just a few moments ago. Since he is busy with baby - he seems to have hired IT Experts from Walmart... Should be fixed anytime between eternity and hell freezing over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d4RtvMQp10

<3 <3 Vanisher

shinmai

CHK Instruction
I dunno, those dudes seem to have it pretty well in hand.


thanks Matoi Ryuko :love:

MrWillsauce

I woke up this morning with a mild headache and some nausea and the forum tilting is not helping ughhh



Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

zen death robot posted:

just tilt your head a little

This becomes quite problematic after 4500 secounds.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Robot Made of Meat

byob these days reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

Only much, MUCH slower.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Matoi Ryuko


Robot Made of Meat posted:

byob these days reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

Only much, MUCH slower.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo8M2s1qk40

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

zen death robot posted:

forums fuckery is ILLEGAL

are you going to arrest him :confused:

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!


lolol

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

byob right now def this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw-2wQv5-P4

social vegan



leonardo dicaprio posts on byob

he sighs relief, his thought now communicated effectively on the internet, but wait

he holds his breath, slowly lifting his eyes to the screen



roll credits

MrWillsauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2jUhnCU9iA



MiracleWhale



i want to dance in a way that rotates me 360 degrees over 9000 seconds and i think all i need is a few more old fashioneds

cuntman.net

gbs


byob

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

social vegan posted:

i remember when tony hawk landed the first sticky modal at the x-games

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

This is really good thanks zdr never change this

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MrWillsauce

I want it to end



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