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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

FCKGW posted:

We were so close to mentioning Steve Jobs without the cancer/overprice garbage circle jerk but you guys just can't help yourself can you?

Apple user spotted

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

FCKGW posted:

We were so close to mentioning Steve Jobs without the cancer/overprice garbage circle jerk but you guys just can't help yourself can you?

Calm down

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

FCKGW posted:

We were so close to mentioning Steve Jobs without the cancer/overprice garbage circle jerk but you guys just can't help yourself can you?

Well, you know, "lol goons" :shrek:

sorry apple sucks

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

FCKGW posted:

We were so close to mentioning Steve Jobs without the cancer/overprice garbage circle jerk but you guys just can't help yourself can you?

When a man's death is mentioned, it's not right to leave out his legacy.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

WarpedNaba posted:

When a man's death is mentioned, it's not right to leave out his legacy.

What about the part where no one liked him and he smelled bad and left the company but spent a lot of money to buy his way back in when it got popular?

Chinaman7000
Nov 28, 2003

Anyways, about that schadenfreude

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

SpacePig posted:

Maybe you were thinking of Warren Zevon, who didn't have a new-age "cure" for cancer so much as he had a disbelief/distrust in doctors, and didn't get checked until he was already way too far along.

He was afraid of doctors, but he had mesothelioma so he was hosed anyways.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


http://i.imgur.com/r4pMQ8R.gifv

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Oh, so this is what finding your spirit animal feels like.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009


same

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1ipVAHhssQ

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Not Operator posted:

Oh, so this is what finding your spirit animal feels like.

Miley Cyrus found it first, buddy.

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.


I only counted 3 cars hit. :confused:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Merijn posted:

I only counted 3 cars hit. :confused:

At the start of the video she's wedging herself between at least 4 cars... Safe to see even though they're not all on video, she managed to trash quite a few cars.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
At the end of the video it looks like she was about to ramp the curb and start racking up people-kills.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Is there any info on what she's saying? Like, what could her possible defense be?

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Lol, she's on her cell phone.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

She was drunk and emotional after having a fight with her husband. She had to pay a big fine, suspended license for 8 years, damages to everyone who's cars she hit, but at least made up with her husband.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Lick_Monster

"Numerous urban legends exist about the creature's origins and the methods it employs to claim its victims. According to some accounts, the creature uses either hypnosis[1] or voice mimicry to lure trespassers onto the trestle to meet their death before an oncoming train"


http://www.wtol.com/story/31800557/coroner-ohio-woman-killed-by-train-while-investigating-louisville-myth?clienttype=generic&sf24966017=1

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

How the hell do you say "it was just a mistake" when you've bought a new car, been given free passes to a day spa, and spent an afternoon at a church chili fundraiser getting hugs and donations from kindhearted people?

How the hell was it "just for attention" when you've got a GoFundMe set up and have accepted more than $10,000 in donations from that site and various other sources? If you want attention, you post myspace angle shots of your cleavage or humblebrag about your new shoes or say something witty about a politician; nobody actively defrauds innocent people just for attention

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Kurieg posted:

New fail army

The bit at 1:39 is fantastic.

I couldn't help it

http://i.imgur.com/KnfQ1Ht.gifv

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

Most horrifying colonoscopy ever.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

How the hell do you say "it was just a mistake" when you've bought a new car, been given free passes to a day spa, and spent an afternoon at a church chili fundraiser getting hugs and donations from kindhearted people?

How the hell was it "just for attention" when you've got a GoFundMe set up and have accepted more than $10,000 in donations from that site and various other sources? If you want attention, you post myspace angle shots of your cleavage or humblebrag about your new shoes or say something witty about a politician; nobody actively defrauds innocent people just for attention

Some might even say people do that to not draw attention to themselves!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

It's just not the same without that shrill girly scream.


It's awesome :3:

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

All I hear is the intro music to Police Squad! (In Color).

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

It's just not the same without that shrill girly scream.


It's awesome :3:

It knows what's good, dude!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Is this freude or better suited for the things that should never exist thread?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467

Ovo
Dec 20, 2008

Life Rules

beato posted:

Is this freude or better suited for the things that should never exist thread?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467

quote:


Amazingly, Hayes had never heard of Cruz before the resemblance was pointed out to her and she still knows little about him.

“I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected,” she told The Huffington Post.

When we pointed out that Cruz isn’t actually president, just a candidate, she said, “Well, yeah, I don’t know anything about him.”

Amazing.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

:lol: Love the bird being all "what's up" and the dude freaking out

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Ovo posted:

Amazing.
Sometimes it doesn't even take a five minute conversation.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

https://fat.gfycat.com/EssentialAmazingAmericanriverotter.webm

So majestic

edit: For context, this was from the ANZAC day clash which is one of the biggest non-finals matches of the AFL season and is in front of about 85000 people at this ground alone. So not only did he look like a goober who can't kick a ball off the ground, this footage will probably be used every single ANZAC day match for the rest of his career.

Testekill has a new favorite as of 01:21 on Apr 26, 2016

The Casualty
Sep 29, 2006
Security Clearance: Pop Secret


Whiny baby
I love the photographer peeking out from behind his camera, with a big grin on his face.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The Casualty posted:

I love the photographer peeking out from behind his camera, with a big grin on his face.

Because he got a picture the licensing of which is going to be like printing money.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

beato posted:

Is this freude or better suited for the things that should never exist thread?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ted-cruz-lookalike-porn_us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467

I didn't know I could make the same sounds my friend's cat does when it hocks up a hairball.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Some personal schadenfreude: I forgot this morning to put the bottle of body wash I bring to the gym into its own bag before I put it into my gym bag. Because, ya know, the top could pop off and, thus, spunk up the compartment its in. Pfft, that's not going to happen today, right?

On the plus side, my gym bag prolly spells of sandlewood!

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 07:14 on Apr 26, 2016

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



It's the suspense of the video that makes it so good but thank you, I love it. :3:

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
They've released security camera video of one of the Paris attackers blowing himself up and killing only himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCTkAqze38Y

This is the one whose brother chickened out and got arrested a couple of weeks ago. I hope his guards show him the video.

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
Also Dash Cam Owners Australia April on the road compliation is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CDTielKQys

It's a good one. no minced oaths here.

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