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Curvature of Earth
Sep 9, 2011

Projected cost of
invading Canada:
$900

Nessus posted:

You could have proposed that the government compensate the slave-holding classes for their lost "property" in some manner (which I believe did happen on a limited basis in the pro-Union border states) which I think was tried with some success in Brazil around that time frame. But you're still interfering with the sacred right of Property, and you're also probably going to have to have TAXES to pay for this.

The US federal government had a small program to compensate slave owners, though it was only for Washington, DC.

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Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

Nessus posted:

You could have proposed that the government compensate the slave-holding classes for their lost "property" in some manner (which I believe did happen on a limited basis in the pro-Union border states) which I think was tried with some success in Brazil around that time frame. But you're still interfering with the sacred right of Property, and you're also probably going to have to have TAXES to pay for this.

As I recall this idea was being bandied about quite a bit at the time and various CSA leaders publicly and very vocally rejected it.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.
The only thing slave owners deserve in compensation for their slaves being freed is bullets.

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Pope Guilty posted:

The only thing slave owners deserve in compensation for their slaves being freed is bullets.

*forms representative government and espouses libertarian principles*

Ayyy not you, you don't have a soul!

Hundreds of years later people will still defend this.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Nessus posted:

You could have proposed that the government compensate the slave-holding classes for their lost "property" in some manner (which I believe did happen on a limited basis in the pro-Union border states) which I think was tried with some success in Brazil around that time frame. But you're still interfering with the sacred right of Property, and you're also probably going to have to have TAXES to pay for this.

Somehow, I think these are the sorts of taxes that libertarians would be okay with.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Pope Guilty posted:

The only thing slave owners deserve in compensation for their slaves being freed is bullets.

Shootin's to good fer 'em. Use a sugarcane hatchet.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

paragon1 posted:

Shootin's to good fer 'em. Use a sugarcane hatchet.

I know it sounds like a good idea but historically it ends with a high percentage of your GDP getting shipped to France for a century under threat of genocide.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Pope Guilty posted:

I know it sounds like a good idea but historically it ends with a high percentage of your GDP getting shipped to France for a century under threat of genocide.

Actually, no. That only happens if you stupidly agree to pay money to the former slave owners in exchange for political recognition, and then take out gigantic loving loans to pay for it all because your economy is still wrecked from decades of war.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
If anybody is wondering what the gently caress people are talking about, noted Good Podcast Revolutions just finished its series on the Haitan Revolution. Check out the start here, then listen to all the other ones.

I'm a particular fan of the fact that the only successful slave revolt in history resulted in a country that is now the poorest in its region. I'm sure that is a total and complete coincidence!

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

I'd say to listen to the previous "season" on the French Revolution first, since it ends up having more than a little bit of an impact on how the simultaneous revolution in its colony goes.

Pope Guilty
Nov 6, 2006

The human animal is a beautiful and terrible creature, capable of limitless compassion and unfathomable cruelty.

MikeCrotch posted:

If anybody is wondering what the gently caress people are talking about, noted Good Podcast Revolutions just finished its series on the Haitan Revolution. Check out the start here, then listen to all the other ones.

I'm a particular fan of the fact that the only successful slave revolt in history resulted in a country that is now the poorest in its region. I'm sure that is a total and complete coincidence!

It was for over a century pretty much the policy of the white nations that Haiti must never succeed. No way in hell were we going to let a nation where the slaves had given the colonists what they deserved be seen to be prosperous and peaceful.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

MikeCrotch posted:

If anybody is wondering what the gently caress people are talking about, noted Good Podcast Revolutions just finished its series on the Haitan Revolution. Check out the start here, then listen to all the other ones.

I'm a particular fan of the fact that the only successful slave revolt in history resulted in a country that is now the poorest in its region. I'm sure that is a total and complete coincidence!

It's not a coincidence in as much as the Haitians eventually had to pay France for themselves in order to gain international recognition and this put them into ruinous debt, but nor is it really especially notable compared to the experiences of other slave societies forced to abolish slavery or other former European colonial possessions or other post-revolutionary societies.

Nosfereefer
Jun 15, 2011

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

MikeCrotch posted:

If anybody is wondering what the gently caress people are talking about, noted Good Podcast Revolutions just finished its series on the Haitan Revolution. Check out the start here, then listen to all the other ones.

I'm a particular fan of the fact that the only successful slave revolt in history resulted in a country that is now the poorest in its region. I'm sure that is a total and complete coincidence!

Yeah, haha, stupid slaves right?

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates

Pope Guilty posted:

It was for over a century pretty much the policy of the white nations that Haiti must never succeed. No way in hell were we going to let a nation where the slaves had given the colonists what they deserved be seen to be prosperous and peaceful.

This shouldn't really be in the past tense, see the USA to this day forcing Haiti to lower its minimum wage so our corporations can essentially use them as slaves once again.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


I feel like Mike Crotch was making a "the world shits on Haiti because they succeeded" insinuation, and not a "dumb black slaves can't run an economy" situation. Also the story of Haiti's current malaise really is as much about the United States as it is about France, from the occupation in 1915 on through the grudging then open support of the Duvaliers as anti-communist bulwarks. Guess who was Baby Doc's biggest fan: The saint of freedom and free markets, good ol' Ronny. No country is going to do super well after everybody who can afford to leave leaves to avoid being tortured to death in a detention center.


I meant it's because they used voodoo to make a pact with the devil: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ4dA6kZsEs

Beelzebufo fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Apr 26, 2016

Ron Paul Atreides
Apr 19, 2012

Uyghurs situation in Xinjiang? Just a police action, do not fret. Not ongoing genocide like in EVIL Canada.

I am definitely not a tankie.

YF19pilot posted:

I love how people who froth at the mouth about the sanctity of property rights and how evil Lincoln was for invading the south, praise a woman who was engaging in theft and working for the Union. That and every meme I see stating her being affiliated with the Republican party.

Also, cue idiot libertarian friends on Facebook equating Sanders to Hitler because "democratic socialism" sounds just like "democratically elected national socialist Hitler."

I forget, who was it the Nazis rounded up first?

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Ron Paul Atreides posted:

I forget, who was it the Nazis rounded up first?

Trade unionists, totally different from socialists because they loved TRADE

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Stinky_Pete posted:

Trade unionists, totally different from socialists because they loved TRADE

And they totally were not like horrible labor unions, which are anti-free market. The unionists in this case are, uhhh, they just really like mathematics

Juffo-Wup
Jan 13, 2005

Pillbug

QuarkJets posted:

And they totally were not like horrible labor unions, which are anti-free market. The unionists in this case are, uhhh, they just really like mathematics

Like unionism, the modern trend toward intersectionism is predicated on an overzealous application of set theory to politics. (Nobody tell them about Russell's paradox, they'll be crushed)

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

Juffo-Wup posted:

Like unionism, the modern trend toward intersectionism is predicated on an overzealous application of set theory to politics. (Nobody tell them about Russell's paradox, they'll be crushed)

:golfclap:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Dr. Stab posted:

Somehow, I think these are the sorts of taxes that libertarians would be okay with.
Why? It's a tax. Taking my money to buy out someone's property?

I mean, if you're saying "some" libertarian individuals or people who are sticking to the dictionary definition... sure. If you mean the actual semi organized movement, I imagine they wouldn't give a poo poo, or would call for private charity to do it, because taxes.

Now I do agree with the sentiment that the slaves were never property even if they were treated as such, but I could see an argument that essentially buying out the South would've been morally preferable to a major war. The knock-on effects, however, would have been bad (the plantation owners would now have a shitload of money and would probably have instituted some form of tenement farming, technically "free" but with the same broad effects as the post-Reconstruction South did).

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Sedge and Bee posted:

I feel like Mike Crotch was making a "the world shits on Haiti because they succeeded" insinuation, and not a "dumb black slaves can't run an economy" situation.

Yeah, it was this. I was being facetious about the whole 'What a coincidenk!' thing, since as many people have pointed out Haiti's troubles are as much to do with poor bargaining with France, hangovers from the bloody revolution, US interference and propped up anti-communist dictators than white nations intentionally loving over Haiti for rebelling. Still, it's pretty stark for all that.

Also don't forget the time the island was ravaged by an earthquake and then suffered an enormous cholera epidemic because the UN Peacekeepers shat in a major water supply.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

MikeCrotch posted:

Yeah, it was this. I was being facetious about the whole 'What a coincidenk!' thing, since as many people have pointed out Haiti's troubles are as much to do with poor bargaining with France, hangovers from the bloody revolution, US interference and propped up anti-communist dictators than white nations intentionally loving over Haiti for rebelling. Still, it's pretty stark for all that.

For what it's worth, I figured your post could have been going either way but I felt like it was worth clarifying anyway.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I posted something that could be misconstrued as really very racist, or that enough people say poo poo like that in earnest that people automatically assume you are being racist.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
I mean, this is the libertarian thread. I don't recognize your user name so I don't know where you stand already. It's a very real possibility here.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I guess we all have the potential to be the next JRod if we just believe in ourselvesThe Market enough

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

I like searching mises.org for whatever topic we're derailing about. So have, uh, this.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Goon Danton posted:

I like searching mises.org for whatever topic we're derailing about. So have, uh, this.

mises.org posted:

This understanding of rights also exonerates families accused of "kidnapping" consenting Haitian children. It is clear that the evasion of statist adoption laws constitutes an act of compassion, rather than one of coercion. De jure kidnappers, which is to say, adoptive parents of willing children who act without the consent of the violent state apparatus, are to be applauded for their bravery and empathy, and are not to be conflated with de facto kidnappers, who take children from their families without permission or violate orphans' rights to self-ownership.

"Kidnapping is ok as long as you mean well and evade the evil state who is trying to impinge on your new child's right to self-ownership by checking you actually mean well" :psyduck:

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Holy poo poo. Do they know a lot of these kids end up as de facto slaves working in the US or even just working in Haiti itself (Google restavek). Like with no control, you don't know who is taking these kids in, or what their intentions are. This sort of reasoning is why libertarians go from commit cooky utopians to straight up monsters.

Beelzebufo fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Apr 26, 2016

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?

Sedge and Bee posted:

Holy poo poo. Do they know a lot of these kids end up as de facto slaves working in the US or even just working in Haiti itself (Google restavek). Like with no control, you don't know who is taking these kids in, or what their intentions are.

Sounds like a feature, not a bug.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Sedge and Bee posted:

Holy poo poo. Do they know a lot of these kids end up as de facto slaves working in the US or even just working in Haiti itself (Google restavek). Like with no control, you don't know who is taking these kids in, or what their intentions are. This sort of reasoning is why libertarians go from commit cooky utopians to straight up monsters.

:smug: I think you'll find that's not slavery, it's actually indentured servitude by the strict definition, furthermore

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Sedge and Bee posted:

Holy poo poo. Do they know a lot of these kids end up as de facto slaves working in the US or even just working in Haiti itself (Google restavek). Like with no control, you don't know who is taking these kids in, or what their intentions are. This sort of reasoning is why libertarians go from commit cooky utopians to straight up monsters.

They know. Every libertarian thinker you care to name has come out in support of slavery, as long as it's "voluntary." Even the relatively reasonable minarchists like Nozick. Who are you to stop people from engaging in voluntary commercial transactions like "lifetime unpaid labor contracts?" The State dictating what kinds of contacts people can sign "for their own good" is the real slavery here.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

MikeCrotch posted:

"Kidnapping is ok as long as you mean well and evade the evil state who is trying to impinge on your new child's right to self-ownership by checking you actually mean well" :psyduck:

Hey, the kid voluntarily got in the van, and I voluntarily gave him his candy, he never specified which orifice. Plus, I saved him from the STATIST school he was on his way to where they were FORCING him to be indoctrinated.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Goon Danton posted:

I like searching mises.org for whatever topic we're derailing about. So have, uh, this.

What?

...

WHAT!? :psyboom:

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

Oh, my apologies, I forgot to quote an important passage from that article!

quote:

The following is the first of a three-part series about the orphan crisis in Haiti.

gently caress you all, here are parts two and three!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Goon Danton posted:

Oh, my apologies, I forgot to quote an important passage from that article!


gently caress you all, here are parts two and three!
Aaaaaarrrrrgghhhhhh. :gonk:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW

Goon Danton posted:


gently caress you all, here are parts two and three!

Mises posted:

In the libertarian market, a free trade in consenting orphans must be allowed to occur.

I'll send you to the Goon guillotine for this, Goon Danton! :argh:

paragon1 fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 26, 2016

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Mises posted:

Finally, adoption firms also have the incentive to pay defense firms to seek out and prosecute those tricksters who portray themselves as agents of the firm to kidnap and abuse Haitian children. This is because a brand name or uniform is meant to convey useful, positive information, and orphanages and parents will quickly become suspicious of doing business with any firm whose logo comes to be associated with trickery.

Because a state authority faces no such loss of profit due to trickery and fraud, it is economically irrational to expect it to provide for the innovative and proactive prevention of fraud and deceit.

GunnerJ
Aug 1, 2005

Do you think this is funny?
Governments: institutions which notoriously have no regard whatsoever for establishing and maintaining legitimacy.

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Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Hence, no laws against e.g. impersonating a police officer

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