TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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gay picnic defence: Oct 5, 2009; I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

the paradigm shift posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/724902071598718977

lol

I want to see him get to 1237 and then get ratfucked anyway for maximum chaos.

Given the GOPe seems to hate Cruz almost as much would they ratfuck him too? What would be the consequences of denying the two highest polling candidates?

# ? Apr 26, 2016 11:37

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 00:11

Bryter: Nov 6, 2011; but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

Bring back Smoothrich, the hero this thread deserves

# ? Apr 26, 2016 11:49

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Bryter posted:

Bring back Smoothrich, the hero this thread deserves

KASICH 2016

PUT ON THE BIB

# ? Apr 26, 2016 11:56

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

Photo of Cruz after tonight

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:14

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

The most read "story" on politico right now:

http://www.politico.com/gallery/2016/04/john-kasich-eating-food-photos-002249?slide=1

And a new piece about Trump shifting some power back to Lewandowski:

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/donald-trump-paul-manafort-corey-lewandowski-222430

“That's Trump. If you try to force him into a box, he's going to climb out of the box just to prove it to you,” said one operative close to the campaign. “If you say he's going to be more presidential, all you did is make him less presidential.”

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:25

Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

Ivor Biggun posted:

Good Christ you're annoying. I bet in real life people can't wait to get away from you.

If only there was some way to get away from Republicans in this thread...hmmmmmmmmm

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:32

Notable Dom X: Apr 3, 2011; by exmarx; Buglord

Bryter posted:

Bring back Smoothrich, the hero this thread deserves

Unironically agree but he fell by Games hand, and I fear we are powerless to undo that

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:34

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

nice cruzdown

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:38

FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

Oiled and Ready posted:

“That's Trump. If you try to force him into a box, he's going to climb out of the box just to prove it to you,”

This Nosferatu motherfucker right here

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:41

StevePerry: Sep 5, 2003; don't stop believin

Good morning. Today is Trump day.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:51

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

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Peachstapler posted:

Good morning. Today is Trump day.

https://twitter.com/marklevinshow/status/724917304920817664

there will be meltdowns

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:54

No Mans Land: Feb 26, 2016; by Cowcaster

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

If only there was some way to get away from Republicans in this thread...hmmmmmmmmm

Ikr where do they think theyre posting.

I admit i get carried away sometimes but thats only when i see an originality deficit and things to say. If i tone it down that means others need pick up the slack. Not like im hijacking the precious democrat thread. Cry me a river with the victimhood.

Anyway i now support global open borders so i dont know what everyone wants now.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:55

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

It's adorable that people still think Trump supporters care about loyalty to the Republican Party.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:56

No Mans Land: Feb 26, 2016; by Cowcaster

Joementum posted:

It's adorable that people still think Trump supporters care about loyalty to the Republican Party.

We do not.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 12:57

the paradigm shift: Jan 18, 2006

I love the justifications for felon disenfranchisement, because they just sound ridiculous if you aren't the kind of person who runs away when you see a face tat.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:00

the paradigm shift: Jan 18, 2006

Joementum posted:

It's adorable that people still think Trump supporters care about loyalty to the Republican Party.

I disagreed with you at the time but I genuinely do wish they hadn't split the threads now.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:01

No Mans Land: Feb 26, 2016; by Cowcaster

the paradigm shift posted:

I disagreed with you at the time but I genuinely do wish they hadn't split the threads now.

I almost singlehandedly ruined the smug circlejerk in the other thread so everyone stays in this one now. Just a humble observation

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:03

Fidel Cuckstro: Jul 2, 2007

I can't believe I have to use my hundred posts a day to call someone a racist! This sucks! - cool ycs regular

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:06

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

My post above was about the Levin tweet. I don't know, or care, what meta bullshit the rest of you are on about.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:11

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

the paradigm shift posted:

I love the justifications for felon disenfranchisement, because they just sound ridiculous if you aren't the kind of person who runs away when you see a face tat.

It's the only power a state has to disenfranchise voters that is explicitly reserved to them by the constitution, so it will always be a thing in any state where felons would vote more often for the party not in dominance.

In this case it really is a state's rights issue so on a national level it's kind of a non-argument.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:13

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/marklevinshow/status/724917304920817664

there will be meltdowns

I completely support allowing them to vote

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:13

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Joementum posted:

My post above was about the Levin tweet. I don't know, or care, what meta bullshit the rest of you are on about.

The meta bullshit is just one poster that won't ever shut the gently caress up

I shoulda got out while i had a a chance, you did the smart thing Joe

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:14

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

Watching Morning Joe highlights of Trump giving Kasich the JEB! treatment.

THANK GOD good Trump is back. Enough of this boring "presidential" i.e. being filtered bull-poo poo.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:16

the paradigm shift: Jan 18, 2006

Boosted_C5 posted:

THANK GOD good Trump is back. Enough of this boring "presidential" i.e. being filtered bull-poo poo.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:17

SavageBastard: Nov 16, 2007; Professional Lurker

Accept your future past, America.

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# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:24

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

SavageBastard posted:

Accept your future past, America.

lol

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:26

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

SavageBastard posted:

Accept your future past, America.

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:30

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

SavageBastard posted:

Accept your future past, America.

Who is girl with gun in the top left?

# ? Apr 26, 2016 13:41

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