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social vegan



i have had my court intentionally poison all my hot pockets so my tolerance is high when one of my king enemies tries to poison

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MrWillsauce

that's bad rear end, hot pocket king



social vegan



thank you for ur kind words, I hope you live a long and happy life with bits of REAL bacon

MrWillsauce

thank you sire



Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos
I think I may have found the official byob movie:

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I Dunno

City of Glompton posted:

hi I dunno! glad to see you!

Hey! What's up?

FluffieDuckie posted:

Omg I've missed you so much :glomp:

Never leave again

Hi Fluffie! I didn't realize people would miss me. :shrug:

Anyway, I'll be around again now. I got a good night job and sometimes it gets pretty slow. Meaning paid BYOB time.

SIDS Vicious


I Dunno

I Dunno


I thought that was a link so I tried to click it. :/

Thought you left BYOB for good Sid. Couldn't just leave it behind either?

SIDS Vicious


It's a special place

The BLT
Do you know the sandwhich man?
I need a crazy sig to fit in, clearly.

The BLT
Do you know the sandwhich man?
I need to stick out like a sore thumb so I dont stick out like a sore thumb.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Extremely bad example...

Real Man!

<3 <3 Vanisher

MrWillsauce

lol guy fieri can't cook and he's a stupid douche but at least he isn't a total rear end in a top hat like chuck norris. honestly I'd say guy fieri is the better guy here



drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Knife to meet you.

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treasure bear

im horible monster hello..

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
you killed and ate my friend sally salmon

shinmai

CHK Instruction

treasure bear posted:

im horible monster hello..

same. hello!


thanks Matoi Ryuko :love:

Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos

MrWillsauce posted:

lol guy fieri can't cook and he's a stupid douche but at least he isn't a total rear end in a top hat like chuck norris. honestly I'd say guy fieri is the better guy here

Without really knowing anything about Guy Fieri (other than that one of his franchises had a food truck at my alma mater and it was reasonable food, although with way too self-aggrandizing naming conventions), :agreed:

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
wwgfd?

bean mom

treasure bear posted:

im horible monster hello..

hello monster buddy o/

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

What Would Garfield Do?

<3 <3 Vanisher

cuntman.net

drilldo squirt posted:

Knife to meet you.

symbolic

i feel like garbage today, so please tell me funny jokes and make me feel better

City of Glompton

hi lurkers. any of you want to play a one-off shadowrun game with me next weekend?

City of Glompton fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Jan 15, 2017

3D Megadoodoo

symbolic posted:

i feel like garbage today, so please tell me funny jokes and make me feel better

what's brown and sticky?
poo    





City of Glompton

symbolic posted:

i feel like garbage today, so please tell me funny jokes and make me feel better

:glomp: hope you feel better soon friendo

davebees
hi haven't been on SA in literally years. lurker checkin in :tipshat:

City of Glompton

hi starno! did you do anything fun while you we're away from sa?

davebees
i think i quit to focus on college or something. that was sorta fun! not sure this chill forum existed at the time. if it did i didn't see it

SIDS Vicious


It was probably gone for awhile I'm so glad it came back though

shinmai

CHK Instruction

symbolic posted:

i feel like garbage today, so please tell me funny jokes and make me feel better

Hey there symbolic, here is a picture of a young squirrel that's sorta cute


This is a website that plays relaxing nature sounds: http://www.calmsound.com/


I don't know any happy jokes really, but heard this the other day:

joke posted:

My father was stressed out because of a mistake he'd made at work. I told him to embrace his mistakes. He burst into tears and hugged me

Finally here are some playlists by a guy who has a rather decent voice reading awful fanfictions, tumblr posts and the like. It sometimes manages to make me feel better when I'm having Brain Problems.


thanks Matoi Ryuko :love:

symbolic

Jerry Cotton posted:

what's brown and sticky?
poo    
i laughed. bless you, jerry.


City of Glompton posted:

:glomp: hope you feel better soon friendo
thank you, i hope so too. it might just be the entire weight of the semester crashing down on me at once. loss of appetite, anxiety, and nausea. not fun but not the worst.


shinmai posted:

Hey there symbolic, here is a picture of a young squirrel that's sorta cute


This is a website that plays relaxing nature sounds: http://www.calmsound.com/


I don't know any happy jokes really, but heard this the other day:


Finally here are some playlists by a guy who has a rather decent voice reading awful fanfictions, tumblr posts and the like. It sometimes manages to make me feel better when I'm having Brain Problems.
thank you for all of these suggestion! i feel a bit better already just looking at the squirrel.

DubiousZed

Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes!
i look forward to having a good time with you all, thank you

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Uxzuigal posted:

What Would Garfield Do?

can't wait until garfield: origins is released

Matoi Ryuko


DubiousZed posted:

i look forward to having a good time with you all, thank you

Welcome! That's a really cool avatar!

DubiousZed

Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes!

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Welcome! That's a really cool avatar!

Thanks! I like yours a lot too!

SIDS Vicious


I love you symbolic

symbolic

DubiousZed posted:

i look forward to having a good time with you all, thank you
hi Dubious! :wave:


Celluloid Sam posted:

I love you symbolic
i love you too, sam

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

can't wait until garfield: origins is released

Did you hear they're already planning an expansion, The Monday Chronicles

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Matoi Ryuko


DubiousZed posted:

Thanks! I like yours a lot too!

Alright!! :newlol::hf::newlol:

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