why is everything tilting

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G

This is really good thanks zdr never change this

# ? Apr 26, 2016 22:21

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# ? May 13, 2024 23:57

MrWillsauce

I want it to end

# ? Apr 26, 2016 23:40

MiracleWhale

MrWillsauce posted:

I never want it to end

# ? Apr 26, 2016 23:46

MrWillsauce

posting in byob is something I take very seriously I don't take kindly to grabassing or lollygagging tyvm

# ? Apr 26, 2016 23:48

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

It would be great if it rotated 1 rotation per min!

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 26, 2016 23:48

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

It should complete a full rotation every 420 seconds to meet the criteria of being a super funny byob weed joke

# ? Apr 27, 2016 00:04

Three-Phase: by zen death robot

I'm gonna put a protractor in my signature for convenience like if someone wants to measure how much of a tilt there actually is

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# ? Apr 27, 2016 00:53

DISCO KING: STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

i read threads really fast so i didn't notice until now. THANKS!

# ? Apr 27, 2016 00:59

treasure bear

lowtax has learnt about css3

# ? Apr 27, 2016 01:14

Noctiluca: sparkle sparkle

I am spooked af

# ? Apr 27, 2016 02:42

MiracleWhale

i am planning to launch a competitor to chrome and the hook is that everything on every web page slowly tilts, all the time. any angel investors itt?

# ? Apr 27, 2016 02:47

Matoi Ryuko

Noctiluca posted:

I am spooked af

I finished your signature, Noctiluca!

# ? Apr 27, 2016 02:56

Noctiluca: sparkle sparkle

MiracleWhale posted:

i am planning to launch a competitor to chrome and the hook is that everything on every web page slowly tilts, all the time. any angel investors itt?

call it turntr

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I finished your signature, Noctiluca!

o I saw but I am easily frightened and the face spooked me but I didn't to upset you :blush:

# ? Apr 27, 2016 03:13

Matoi Ryuko

Noctiluca posted:

call it turntr

o I saw but I am easily frightened and the face spooked me but I didn't to upset you

Oh okay I just thought you forgot all about it.

# ? Apr 27, 2016 03:14

joke_explainer

Yay, I was worried it was gone but things are still tilting. I still love it.

# ? Apr 27, 2016 03:26

MiracleWhale

Noctiluca posted:

call it turntr

you can swipe left to spin fast or swipe right to spin really fast

i call it spinder

# ? Apr 27, 2016 03:58

Quidthulhu: Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Three-Phase posted:

I'm gonna put a protractor in my signature for convenience like if someone wants to measure how much of a tilt there actually is

yes, do this!!

# ? Apr 27, 2016 04:02

That Robot: ask me anything about robots

this tilting stuff rules

whoever did it is fukken cool af

this increases my interest in byob as a side project from my posting times at the gibbus

# ? Apr 27, 2016 07:11

Afro Doug

google THIS posted:

the rotation is being done via pure css animations in forums.css. images in BYOB are set to rotate 360� over the course of 9000 seconds

they're similar tomfoolery going on in the Bernie Sanders thread in d&d, also there's a poster whose d&d posts are getting turned upside down and mirrored

i'm also noting that this is being facilitated by css classes that make it easy to identify forum, thread, and user ID, so there'll probably be a lot more of this in the future

kind of almost makes me want to work on yobscript again

ugh. spoilers!!! hello!

# ? Apr 27, 2016 07:31

3D Megadoodoo

Three-Phase posted:

I'm gonna put a protractor in my signature for convenience like if someone wants to measure how much of a tilt there actually is

# ? Apr 27, 2016 07:39

1000 Sweaty Rikers

this reminds me of the good bits from the Poseidon Adventure movie

I love it when stuff tilts over

# ? Apr 27, 2016 13:47

J.A.B.C.: There's no need to rush to be an adult.

i never came to byob until it started tilting

this is cool you guys

# ? Apr 27, 2016 14:48

google THIS

here everyone have a bookmarklet

code:

javascript:jQuery('img, td, p, a, span, input, select, li').each(function() { jQuery(this).css({'animation': 'spin '+Math.floor(Math.random() * 100 + 1)+'s linear infinite'}); }); jQuery('*').css('overflow','visible');

# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:34

super mario batali: Dice-a the Mushroom

# ? Apr 27, 2016 16:39

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

madness

# ? Apr 27, 2016 19:14

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

so this is what it looks like when a forum gets deleted

# ? Apr 27, 2016 19:38

Saint Isaias Boner: hi how are you ♥

Luvcow posted:

so this is what it looks like when a forum gets deleted

# ? Apr 27, 2016 22:19

Quidthulhu: Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Jerry Cotton posted:

can't wait for this poo poo to tilt :dance:

# ? Apr 28, 2016 01:30

Quidthulhu: Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

google THIS posted:

here everyone have a bookmarklet

code:

javascript:jQuery('img, td, p, a, span, input, select, li').each(function() { jQuery(this).css({'animation': 'spin '+Math.floor(Math.random() * 100 + 1)+'s linear infinite'}); }); jQuery('*').css('overflow','visible');

ahahahahhaha HOLY loving poo poo

# ? Apr 28, 2016 01:32

Dairy Days

heres a greasemonkey script that undoes spinning and possibly post mirroring

code:

// ==UserScript==
// @name        Forums Unfucker
// @namespace   http://forums.unfuck/
// @description unfucks the forums
// @include     http://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @include     https://forums.somethingawful.com/*
// @version     1
// @grant       GM_addStyle
// ==/UserScript==
GM_addStyle ( "\
   * {\
    -webkit-animation-play-state: paused; \
    animation-play-state: paused; \
    -moz-animation-play-state:paused; \
    -o-animation-play-state:paused; \
    -o-transition-property: none !important; \
    -moz-transition-property: none !important; \
    -ms-transition-property: none !important; \
    -webkit-transition-property: none !important; \
    -o-transform: none !important; \
    -moz-transform: none !important; \
    -ms-transform: none !important; \
    -webkit-transform: none !important; \
    transform: none !important; \
    -webkit-animation: none !important; \
    -moz-animation: none !important; \
    -o-animation: none !important; \
    -ms-animation: none !important; \
    animation: none !important; \
    } \
" );

since its hamfisted it will also align the last read button to the bottom of the thread line like this

# ? Apr 28, 2016 04:33

MiracleWhale

Palace of Hate posted:

heres a greasemonkey script for party poopers

# ? Apr 28, 2016 05:28

FreshCutFries

Palace of Hate posted:

heres a greasemonkey script that undoes spinning and possibly post mirroring

since its hamfisted it will also align the last read button to the bottom of the thread line like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76p_ncbffCE

# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:05

Dairy Days

no ones forcing you to adopt a tilt free lifestyle friend

# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:07

Quidthulhu: Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Palace of Hate posted:

no ones forcing you to adopt a tilt free lifestyle friend

look at how this snake is tiltin' everywhere, i dunno man, think it's pretty clear

# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:10

December Octopodes: Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

we don't take kindly to non-spinners

# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:41

MiracleWhale

December Octopodes posted:

we don't take kindly to non-spinners

rufus go get the shotgun, that boy over there got zero degree tilt

# ? Apr 28, 2016 06:58

cuntman.net

MiracleWhale posted:

rufus go get the shotgun, that boy over there got zero degree tilt

lol

# ? Apr 28, 2016 07:03

I Dunno

google THIS posted:

here everyone have a bookmarklet

code:

javascript:jQuery('img, td, p, a, span, input, select, li').each(function() { jQuery(this).css({'animation': 'spin '+Math.floor(Math.random() * 100 + 1)+'s linear infinite'}); }); jQuery('*').css('overflow','visible');

Lmao byob gettin turnt