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well just think of all the stuff you could do with a robotic taint... it could do math for you, shoot lasers, store your memories, log onto byob, analyze stuff like a tricorder, play music... and all in a spot where no one would ever know you're a cyborg in case the luddites get scared and decide to purge us.
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:I'd like strong tough robot toes so that the door would get stubbed and not me, see how it likes it this but from the knees down because im kind of clumsy to turn the cringe-meter all the way to max I should at this time mention that I'm actually saving up to get magnet implants in my fingers in one hand to gain a new sense, which would, technically, make me a cyborg I guess MrWillsauce posted:well just think of all the stuff you could do with a robotic taint... it could do math for you, shoot lasers, store your memories, log onto byob, analyze stuff like a tricorder, play music... and all in a spot where no one would ever know you're a cyborg in case the luddites get scared and decide to purge us. That's actually a really good idea, especially when you consider this dude: 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Robot brain is the obvious choice. No more forgetting where the keys are for this fella! nice, but you'd really gotta have to avoid magnets from now on  one of life's few pleasures.
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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:nice, but you'd really gotta have to avoid magnets from now on SSD's don't care about magnets. We're in the future! ---------------- |
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Who the gently caress would put something like that into their arms o.O Build muscles instead and get some freaking tattoos.
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I like it, I think it's very transhumanistic-chic
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shinmai posted:
it'd make you someone i wouldn't trust around my credit cards
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shinmai posted:to turn the cringe-meter all the way to max I should at this time mention that I'm actually saving up to get magnet implants in my fingers in one hand to gain a new sense, which would, technically, make me a cyborg I guess Great for christmas, go around pretend to give cash to Santa kettles, infact you are robbing them clean. I like your ingenuity. I do think they did something alike in "Home Alone" though.
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dude can you somehow rig up your magnet implants so you can control the force of the magnets by focusing or flexing or something? that'd be dope as hell. like you could put a quarter in a vending machine, then pull it right back out the slot, then keep going until you got a soda all paid for AND THEN KEEP THE QUARTER
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MrWillsauce posted:dude can you somehow rig up your magnet implants so you can control the force of the magnets by focusing or flexing or something? that'd be dope as hell. like you could put a quarter in a vending machine, then pull it right back out the slot, then keep going until you got a soda all paid for AND THEN KEEP THE QUARTER Ever heard of a string? :p
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I mean I guess you could use string
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robot toes is good choice... but what im most down for is robo skull |
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what about like titanium fingernails that you never have to trim and they can extend into giant razors and they have a lovely chrome sheen
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i would like a robot coccyx because nobody expects a tail bone or a tail to be dangerous and maybe mine could detach and fly and do little solo or recon missions for me and relay visual information to me in realtime, like i could be tied up by some badguys but my coccyx would detach and quietly fly away and then return with like a little knife and i'd free myself and the badguys would be so surprised and then my coccyx could fly up and take their masks off and they would say something like, "we would have gotten away with this if it weren't for your meddling coccyx"
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you are a gooddamn genius
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do you beep this boop to be your lawfully wedded bzzzzzzzzzt
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"affirmative." you may now exchange packets with the bride.
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i would replace my ears because ears are boring also i could mute the world that sounds anti-social but think how handy it could be
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I'm just gonna come out and say what we're all thinking a robutt
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robo ears would prob clear up my tinnitus so i gow ith that |
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MrWillsauce posted:"affirmative." *later on* affirmative, affirmative, insert your probe into my compartment, affirmative |
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Robot fingernails and toe nails so I don't have to worry about clipping them and cleaning under them, lasers can fire out and clean all the vend up and they can be nanobots so I can immediately adjust the size and shape any time I need to open something I need nails for etc |
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Robo intestines that convert everything I eat into energy with no waste so I no longer have to poop and also can spend less money on food |
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no longer have to poop or no longer get to poop?
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I have IBS (or something worse) so the first one |
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IBS = when your bowels are an irritable rear end in a top hat
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IBS blows and i hate it
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symbolic posted:IBS blows and i hate it Luvcow posted:IBS = when your bowels are an irritable rear end in a top hat Jolyne Cujoh posted:It also leads to having an irritable rear end in a top hat! these things are true
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pain and discomfort are bad imo
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im waiting for a probation from ADTRW but I don't think bad seafood is man enough to go through with it
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post goatse or something to help him out
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im not man enough for that |
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