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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

evilcat posted:

Doubtful, EDC tops are a thing and somewhat popular. Youtube reviews suggesting them as actual everyday carry items and places like massdrop putting them up along with pens, socks, a leather pocket tray to hold pocket size items and all sorts of other stuff that tops are the least bad of in terms of serving no real purpose apart from adding more things to carry.

Why would you need to carry a top. Why.

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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

"Ok, heading out. Wallet, keys, phone, top. Looks like I'm all set" who is this person

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


maniacdevnull posted:

"Ok, heading out. Wallet, keys, phone, top. Looks like I'm all set" who is this person

a man child, as stated previously

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

maniacdevnull posted:

"Ok, heading out. Wallet, keys, phone, top. Looks like I'm all set" who is this person

The same person that thinks a fedora gives them an air of sophistication.

Like, they literally think if they go to the bar and casually start spinning their top on the bar that the women will fall all over themselves to find out who this interesting gentleman is

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

I was the only other patron besides this guy at a cafe who whipped out a deck and started reading tarot, looking over at me every couple minutes while making occasional proclamations


yeah nice try buddy

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Cocoa Crispies posted:

so you can tell if you're in the real world or stuck in some recursive shared hallucination

it's both

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

theflyingexecutive posted:

I was the only other patron besides this guy at a cafe who whipped out a deck and started reading tarot, looking over at me every couple minutes while making occasional proclamations


yeah nice try buddy

lol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i made a brass top on the lathe once while i was bored and screwing around. it spun pretty well. it took me about an hour and cost maybe a dollar in stock.

who knew i could be selling that poo poo for $60+

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
I had kinda assumed that disposable wrapped cellphone charger thing was for emergencies like for if you NEED to make a call but the phone's outta juice. You know, an emergency thing.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

The same person that thinks a fedora gives them an air of sophistication.

Like, they literally think if they go to the bar and casually start spinning their top on the bar that the women will fall all over themselves to find out who this interesting gentleman is



hey ladies

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*THUNK*

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*THUNK*

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

Al! posted:



hey ladies

\

*THUNK*

/

*THUNK*

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*THUNK*

/

*THUNK*

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*THUNK*

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*THUNK*

jacob's ladder theory

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Suspicious Dish posted:

jacob's ladder theory
mods???? ?

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...
m'ladder

Su-Su-Sudoko
Oct 25, 2007

what stands in the way becomes the way

JawnV6 posted:

m'ladder

gently caress

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Suspicious Dish posted:

jacob's ladder theory


JawnV6 posted:

m'ladder

:five:

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

lol I forgot all about this thing

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

lol I forgot all about this thing

The last time I saw one was over 20 years ago at my grandparents house. Kinda want another one now

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

the "EDC" in "EDC top" stands for "every day carry" :pwn:

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

i bette my cattes would be entertainned by a toppe tho

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
every day catte

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

http://everydaycarry.com/

people are terrible

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
you know what they say about a man with bulging pockets

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

how many fitness trackers do you need

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

GameCube posted:

the "EDC" in "EDC top" stands for "every day carry" :pwn:

p sure it's for Enormous Douche Canoe

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
(descends barefoot on a crescent moon suspended from a thousand glittering gossamer threads) "would you like to try my dude stick - premium all natural beeswax lip balm my friends?"

Underwear
May 13, 2006

second one I saw was submitted by "James"

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

Mister Sinewave posted:

Could be funny at times tho

For example the aforementioned categories are I can only assume still happily letting this one remote site guy browse gay porn every morning before 8, gliding under the radar errday not making a single wave. God bless you, dude. Fight the power.

Meanwhile going to a vendor web site to choose your 20 years service ring? Oops the filter thinks that's a porn site for some reason, lol

this reminds me that at my last job we had a rewards system (managers/coworkers could give you points which could be redeemed for stuff)

i came into work one day and someone mentioned that there was a vibrator listed on the rewards page :v:

it was taken down the same day

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

lol these guys have nothing on the average woman's purse



why the gently caress do they need multiple multi tools? or phones? :psyduck:

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Al! posted:

(descends barefoot on a crescent moon suspended from a thousand glittering gossamer threads) "would you like to try my dude stick - premium all natural beeswax lip balm my friends?"
The idea for Dude Stick came to me when I was rushing to work one morning and stopped to grab some lib balm at a gas station. When I looked at my choices, I was not too impressed. Some of the lip balm tasted like chemicals and would just make them hurt worse, but none were designed for men. Then the idea for Dude Stick was born.

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

FrozenVent posted:

lol these guys have nothing on the average woman's purse

why the gently caress do they need multiple multi tools? or phones? :psyduck:
how are you going to fix your first multitool without a backup multitool? some people...

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
in the cube farm with hex-key screws on the adjustable monitor arms, the leatherman EDC dude is king

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
they all want to think they're macguyver but they're all the dead body floating face down macguyver finds a bunch of random useless poo poo on that he uses to save the day

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

anthonypants posted:

Then the idea for Dude Stick was born.
I honestly thought this was a joke Kickstarter - "I would like a dude's dick to rub on my lips pls."

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

lancemantis posted:

how many fitness trackers do you need

look, if they just get one more, one of them might finally say they're fit

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I honestly thought this was a joke Kickstarter - "I would like a dude's dick to rub on my lips pls."
how dare you slander the name MacGyverNinja Innovations, LLC. that is most certainly not what they stand for.

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I honestly thought this was a joke Kickstarter - "I would like a dude's dick to rub on my lips pls."

im not seeing the joke here???

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

sinekumquat
Jun 12, 2005

the most dangerous philosopher in the west
College Slice
another day, another reseller of Chinese products on Kickstarter reselling a hunk of metal
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/trancemetals/trance-sphere-oligodynamic-copper

http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/99-Pure-Elemental-Oligodynamic-Copper-Ball_60441376687.html

oh wait, the report button appears to be broken lol

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ambient oatmeal
Jun 23, 2012

Why do nerds want a chunk of metal to sit on their desk

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