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The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Rosberg made a set of tires last the whole race minus 1 lap last year so yeah not going to be much wiggle room on strategy this year

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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Dubs posted:

if you hate sochi you hate dogs





noone hates dogs rite

Stinky noisy loving animals, at least cats know to bury their poo poo.

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008
I like that long sweeping high speed "corner" that everyone seems to hate. Otherwise I agree its a pretty poo poo track.

krushgroove
Oct 23, 2007

Disapproving look
...the first corner will be interesting? And then I can get back to enjoying my bacon sandwich.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Dubs posted:

if you hate sochi you hate dogs





noone hates dogs rite

d'jalike dags?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
je suis roscoe

i now realize that this post makes no sense in context of these other posts

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
So much to choose from in this photo. Still being in New York two days before free practice, the suit, the fact that he's so far in the closet he felt the need to protect his cock from the nice transgendered lady, and most importantly, his new hair implants.


El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Why is it taking so long for Lewis's PR agency to find him a new gf anyway?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
He showed up at this thing with his mother as well.

e:

https://twitter.com/LewisHamilton/status/725327459344855041

learnincurve fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Apr 27, 2016

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Lewis owns.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000
Lewis likes his mum. I bet Nico doesn't like his mum. Germans are heartless that way.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


LOL at first I was like why is he posing with Dame Judy Dench.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Louise Hamilton.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

As the year progresses Lewis looks more and more like a Q-tip

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Norns posted:

As the year progresses Lewis looks more and more like a Q-tip

Holy poo poo you're right.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

gret posted:

LOL at first I was like why is he posing with Dame Judy Dench.

drat i typed this up before thinking better of it. Right down to the "Dame". She does look like her

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

Is it raceday yet? Can we stop posting incessantly about Hamilton?.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

ImplicitAssembler posted:

Is it raceday yet? Can we stop posting incessantly about Hamilton?.

no

hes funny

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Please don't post comedy in a dead gay comedy forum guys

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

ImplicitAssembler posted:

Is it raceday yet? Can we stop posting incessantly about Hamilton?.

There has been no real news for two weeks.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


ImplicitAssembler posted:

Is it raceday yet? Can we stop posting incessantly about Hamilton?.

I wonder if Lewis ever saw Hamilton while he was in New York.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


gret posted:

I wonder if Lewis ever saw Hamilton while he was in New York.

surely we would have been informed on every form of social media

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

ImplicitAssembler posted:

Is it raceday yet? Can we stop posting incessantly about Hamilton?.

Let's discuss the Honda engine.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
maybe Dame Judy took him?

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


be nice wicka posted:

surely we would have been informed on every form of social media

Look around, look around. Look at where you started (last place).

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



Rosberg loves his windbag jokes

Low Percent Lunge fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Apr 27, 2016

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
Nobody does Lewis, nobody does.



Here is Roscoe pooping. Only the highest quality of social media from Poois Shamilton.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

lol that last one is pretty good

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Remember when Lewis took Roscoe to a track with 20 V-8 racing cars going full throttle? good times

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
That's a girl dog going for a widdle.

It's the one you don't see much because her tongue won't stop growing.

djssniper
Jan 10, 2003


learnincurve posted:

That's a girl dog going for a widdle.

It's the one you don't see much because her tongue won't stop growing.

You don't know much about dogs, had a male Rhodesian Ridgeback that used to piss like that, the weird fucker

enri
Dec 16, 2003

Hope you're having an amazing day

gret posted:

LOL at first I was like why is he posing with Dame Judy Dench.

Thirding, fourthing or fifthing Dame Judi Dench confusion.

El Hefe posted:

no

hes funny a trainwreck waiting to happen

A little more accurate this way.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester
Oct 3, 2000

enri posted:

Thirding, fourthing or fifthing Dame Judi Dench confusion.
You must be the only Brit in this thread because you're the first to spell her name right. Good luck on Your Lewis's WDC title battle.

Low Percent Lunge
Jan 29, 2007



MustardFacial posted:

Here is Roscoe pooping. Only the highest quality of social media from Poois Shamilton.


Thank you social media for giving me unparalleled access to international celebrities.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Anyone going to the Austin GP? Just got tickets. I'll be the rear end in a top hat booing Lewis and cheering for Ferrari and Hass.

First live F1 race. Better not loving dump rain like last year.

MustardFacial
Jun 20, 2011
George Russel's
Official Something Awful Account
Lifelong Tory Voter
I hope it dumps rain like last year. That was the best race of 2015.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
arlew and dame judi must both get hair implants from the same guy

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Turns out my tickets include Taylor Swift show?

No idea why, but i find this hilarious.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
you mean your Taylor Swift show includes a car parade?

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
lol Baku have paid google to be the advert at the top on a search for formula 1.

I googled the press conference schedule to see if they had had the good sense to put Kvyat and Vettel next to each other and invited VJ. They haven't. .


Thursday, April 28, 1500 hours local time (1200 GMT)
Jenson Button (McLaren), Esteban Gutierrez (Haas), Daniil Kvyat (Red Bull), Felipe Nasr (Sauber), Sergio Perez (Force India), Nico Rosberg (Mercedes)

Friday, April 29, 1600 hours local time (1300 GMT)
James Key (Toro Rosso), Ayao Komatsu (Haas), Paul Hembery (Pirelli), John McQuilliam (Manor), Otmar Szafnauer (Force India), Beat Zehnder (Sauber)

Whole lot of "who?" in that last one.

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